The Killing Game

Your life gives me combustible lemons, which I throw at you. You die in the fire of your own life.

As I get my phone out of my pocket to call my client, a coin drops. Next person takes the coin.

 

I grab the coin and shred it into sharpened pieces, i cut your dick off, and i also cut your eyes, nose, mouth and head as well. You die of excrucitating bleeding pain.

In my pocket i had some cotton, a paperclip and some rabbit fur. Here you go.

 

CD being with my name, you, full of curiosity, insert it into your computer. The computer overheats and blows, letting out poison (somehow). It falls in your water, and it looks like orangina to you. Yes, orange poison. You're dead.

Person below, have a flower pot :3

 

I drop the flower pot from a balcony 2 km above you. You're instantly dead. Next person, have a banana bomb

 

C'mon guys, can we 4th place in hottest threads? Less do it!

 

thanks for the banana bomb, i give it to a worm from worm 3d and smuggle him into your house while your sleeping....
Person below have bunnies head.

 

The bunny's head turns out to be worth a lot, so I sell it for 393892334432 bucks and buy all the possible weaps to DESTROY you.

Next guy, take diz Sunglasses.

 

The bunny's head turns out to be worth a lot, so I sell it for 393892334432 bucks and buy all the possible weaps to DESTROY you.

Next guy, take diz Sunglasses.

 

D: My head is worth a lot more. Anyway, Tnx for the sunglasses. I use them to blind you, after which you get hit by a car.
Next person, take this car.

 

Thanks, I peel cetru remains from the front of the car and place them in your next meal, causing you to explode into rainbows and shit, literally.

Cetru is a very well known Shrainbow cause.

Next person take the Shit rainbows' Leprechaun.

 

I had a look at the leprechaun for a while, then wonder how it'd react if I threw you off a cliff. I commenced as such.

Here, have a marble

 

I throw the marble in front of your feet. You trip and fall down into the pit to nothingness I dug.

Next person, have a market gardener.

 

You are just walking in your yawn and then you step on your market gardener. You get hit that hard you break your face and die.

Next person, have a glass of water.

 

I put the glass on the floor and let it roll down the hill. After i found your dead body, i put it in the end of the hill. The glass is pretty big. 2 meters diameter . It's so big, when it crashes into you, besides from causing brain bleeding. It just spreads glass shard all over your body. Literally. Next person gets a Phoenix.

 

With the Phoenix, i mount it (oo-er) and move skyward. With its fire breath i give you a very early cremation, melting flesh from bone until you're a pile of ash, only the top of your skull really distinguishable in the pile of burned carbon. Smokin'! Next person, have a Badger on a stick! ^_^

 

i take said agitated badger and allow it to bury through your chest cavity, have fun with that gnawing your stomach apart.

Here have a cork

 

Thanks for the cork m8

I stuff the cork into your throat and suffocate you slowly.

Here have a pink octopus

 

So it's a live octopus? I put a lot of food on your face so that the octopus starts to eat you.

Have a taco :3

 

I eat it, its delicious. then i throw you off a cliff. Simple as that!


Next person.

Have my signature.

 

So you play Achivement/Idle 24.7? I'll grab the text and smash you on the head.


Next person here's a Mars Milkshake