The Killing Game

Destroys you with plasma cannon and shotgun.

 

Just gonna answer to this since the other 2 guys didn't give me anything.
I'll make the base drop and make your head explode in slow mo.

I just dropped a Masterball.

 

I take the Masterball and bash ye hed in with it because I don't understand Pokemon references.

I leave you a leaf.

 

I summon my Sceptile to beat the shit out of you with the Leaf by using Leaf Blade.

I think i left my Dictionary at home.

 

I grab the dictionary and drop it from these 2 towers back in 2k1 you die by impact.
Have some ash

 

I stick it in your eyes till you die.

I left a Primal Groudon somewhere.

 

I have no idea what a Primal Groudon is, so I crack your skull with it.

Next person have some goo.

 

I inject this goo with some black magic and it turns into a slime, this slime will absorb your body.
Have a belt buckle

 

I stab your neck multiple times with its prong, wait for you to die and then stick it up your S-hole.
Found a net next to me, here.

 

Thanks for the net, I go catch a fish and slap you to death with it.
Here have Sky's history tests.

 

i rape you to death with a chainsaw <3

I forgot to delete my browser history.

 

I show your browser history to your parents, they
decapitate you.

Here, have a wireless router.

 

Thanks I take it and jam it up your ass so far it came out your mouth.
Here his brain fell out,

 

I use his brain,cut it into pieces as big as your mouth.
I shove the pieces down your throath one by one with a hammer until you die shitting in your pants.

Have an apple

 

I poison the apple and feed it to your too pretty sister, then she dies and you die of sadness.

Here, have a 122mm Grenadeshell used in 122 PSH 74

 

I popped that shell into your ass and blew it up.

Here, have a fishing rod.

 

I stick the hook in your eye and pull it down making a nice hole on your face. How long can you survive this?
Have this video.

 

I kill myself and go to heaven, I then piss on you from above until you die.
Here have a cloud.

 

You already died so I dont need to do shit.
Have a belt

 

I charge you spank you with your belt and hang you with it.
Here have the taco.