The Killing Game

I grab the earthworm and put it round the front of your neck, then I start rubbing it across your neck, first lightly, but getting stronger, and i continue to do this until your head gets ripped out of your body.
I think i see a hot dog.

 

I shove the hotdog down your throad.
A Wild Metapod APPEARED! (Metapod is useless, it Can only use harden which increases It's defense)

 

Metapod used harden
I smash Metapod into your face causing your skull to shatter

a harmless dog has appeared

 

I pet the harmless dog and take it as my pet, then i strangle you with air.

Next person, have my shitposts.

 

I'll show your shitposts to your parents, they decapitate you

Dialga has appeared!

 

My parents are shitposting gods as well, they aint doing shit.

 

That's too late B)

 

I dont what the fuk a Dialga is, but i rape you to death.

I left my wallet some where.

 

Dialga is the Pokémon of time. You could've used Roar of time on me!
Anyways, I max out your credit card by buying keys in TF2. You have huge bills to pay, which leads you to suicide.

I just bought a PS4.

 

I use the ps4 to play such high-quality games that you die of over-exposure to euphoric gameplay.

I leave a dead horse.

 

I take the horsedick off the horse and rape you with it.
You were pregnant and gave birth to a horse.
You then commited suicide.

I found some b00bies B)

 

I made you motorboat them till you suffocated.

I give you a comdom

 

I put the "comdom" in ur sandwich u den ded.

There's still some pork. But my religion is Islam.

 

I use the pork to force them take a free shower and ded
I leave a pile of ash.

 

I conjure the ashes down your throat and suffocate you.
Behind me, I leave Rod of the Fish King

 

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I see a snorelax.

 

I see you totally wasted the potential of the rod, thus I used Finger of Death to Snorelax, it exploded, taking you with him.

Left behind Mozart chocolates.

 

I eat the chocolate which increases my Special Attack and Attack.
I use Draco Meteor on you, and then you explode into tiny pieces.

Here's one of Fin's lungs.

 

Thank you for fins lungs, I force feed you them and then at loving the taste of flesh you eat yourself up.
I think he didn't eat his torso....

 

Thank you for this torso, I Open it up and Sharpen the ribs transforming it to a brutal stabber and I place you head in the space inside and push making the sharpened bones cut your head off

I leave a grain of dirt from my boot