Quote of the Year!

17:49 - Pudge Is Fat is now Online.
17:50 - Pudge Is Fat: just got home
17:50 - Pudge Is Fat: crisps all over my hands
17:51 - Pudge Is Fat: i was hungry ok?
17:51 - Pudge Is Fat: id have sex with a packet of crisps
17:56 - .ax: ...

 

This fuck.
http://i.imgur.com/HxNDBCP.png

 

talking about halloween..

14:39 - TriforceSmasher: i need a costume
14:48 - Haunted Starfish: link
14:48 - Haunted Starfish: lol
14:48 - Haunted Starfish: if that aint spooky enough
14:48 - Haunted Starfish: dark link

 

02:16 - Pudge Is Fat: Cant sleep, any tips?
02:16 - Pudge Is Fat is now Online.
02:17 - Dakte: Cyanide
02:17 - Dakte: usually helps with that
02:17 - Pudge Is Fat: The sarcasm

it wasn't sarcasm

 

05.10.2015 14:14 <Wolfeye> This christmas i'll be wishing for starfish to show up at my door and do netflix and chill

Darkregen: You know that porn video called "Please Santa drill my ass"? Well thats what i wish for but instead of Santa it'll be Starfish
Darkregen: I had to do that to keep up with the DANK ME-MES on the forums.
Darkregen: Fucking cancer dude.
Haunted Starfish: lol
Haunted Starfish: that's amazing actually

 

petrpetrluk123: three things any strln gun pls 9:19:05 PM

 

Darkregen: For my birthday i want you to fuck me so hard i'll be sitting in a wheelchair for the rest of my life

 

So i was talking to Puck on Discord, Oku knows the guy.

Puck's mom: You have to go out!
Puck: But i dont wanna go out i wanna stay gay!

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
Wandolf: My friends are telling me to kick
Wandolf: so, I'm gonna have to do it, cuz I'm a whipped bitch
Darkregen: I DIDNT GET TO WRITE WANDOLF IS A FAGGOT
Darkregen: DFHSDF
Wandolf: Well
Wandolf: I just quoted you
Wandolf: They laughed
Wandolf: it was a good joke
Darkregen: can i join on a level 10000 assassin
Wandolf: No
Wandolf: They don't have the dlc and I can only reach 61
Wandolf: sorry dude
Darkregen: i hate you
Darkregen: B(/
Darkregen: B(
Wandolf: pls don't
Darkregen: we are not an item anymore
Wandolf: luv me
Darkregen: im breaking up with you
Darkregen: i want a divorce
Wandolf: Okay
Darkregen: and custody of the baby
Wandolf: noh
Darkregen: aswell as all your savings
Wandolf: little Charlotte stay with me
Darkregen: ok then i'll take our little Weed
Wandolf: no
Wandolf: Fuck off
Darkregen: but he's my baby
Darkregen: i raised him
Darkregen: i gave birth to him
Wandolf: But he came out of my dick
Darkregen: HE WAS ADOPTED
Wandolf: Why did you give birth to him then?
Darkregen: he grew in my backyard
Darkregen: i was gonna sell him but he grew so big so i decided to adopt him
Wandolf: You're just a trangender sharkgirl
Wandolf: Like you'd know anything about children
Darkregen: And you're just a stupid fox
Darkregen: On a side note: Yiff in hell furfags
Wandolf: Ye
Wandolf: Furfags are fuckin' dumb
Wandolf: like weaboos
Darkregen: dont get me started on weebaboos
Wandolf: Filthy Frank didn't leave anything unsaid

 

I'm going to have to use that one rofl

 

Don't blame the guy. Would do the same if I had one. I'm also pretty sure everyone else here would do it as well.

 

WeebJ: why don't you and me share a cicada
Spoopy Taco: no
WeebJ: and I don't mean
WeebJ: eating it
Spoopy Taco: I don't want an insect.
WeebJ: you're gonna fuck a cicada
WeebJ: with me
Spoopy Taco: But how
Spoopy Taco: How many holes do they have.
WeebJ: alot
WeebJ: cicadas make noises by vibrating inhaled oxygen
Spoopy Taco: But they're small af.
Spoopy Taco: Oh
WeebJ: inbetween the creeks of their backs
WeebJ: making the screeching sound
WeebJ: and the Cicada is 1M long
WeebJ: enjoy nightmares
Spoopy Taco: NO WAY

 

Meat : .ax when your on. I don't think we are going to repopulate the server, ur 2 good and rekt all new players

Spoiler

 

Haunted Starfish: what is a skeletons favorite instrument
Under the Dash (Lucy): A glue
Under the Dash (Lucy): Flue
Under the Dash (Lucy): flu
Under the Dash (Lucy): you know
Haunted Starfish: a tromBONE
Haunted Starfish: ...bone!!!
Under the Dash (Lucy): lol
Haunted Starfish: !!!!!!!
Under the Dash (Lucy): ye ye I get it
Haunted Starfish: ok
Under the Dash (Lucy): Got a boner from that joke
Under the Dash (Lucy): Boner-er
Haunted Starfish: ??
Under the Dash (Lucy): BONER
Under the Dash (Lucy): BONE-ER
Haunted Starfish: what the hell man

 

My signature. Cheers.

 

I have seen it, also Downie's reaction.

 

Just a casual reminder to not click these link or any links that isnt labeled "Youtube" unless you are extremely fond of R34 and having eye cancer.

Darkregen: hey wolfeye
Darkregen: want to see eyecancer at its peak?
Darkregen: 4u /mulp/ - Album on Imgur
Wolfeye: wot
Darkregen: Free Clop V2.0 - Album on Imgur
Darkregen: Free Clop - Album on Imgur
Darkregen: http://imgur.com/a/7UJxm
Darkregen: Free Porn - Album on Imgur
Wolfeye: JESUS
Darkregen: Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
Darkregen: all
Darkregen: of them
Darkregen: are like
Darkregen: atleast 1 gb each of mlp porn
Darkregen: EACH OF THOSE LINKS
Darkregen: IS A GATEWAY TO GOD
Wolfeye: What is wrong with
Wolfeye: fucking
Wolfeye: i dont
Wolfeye: evewn
Wolfeye: WHAT IS WRONG WITH FANBASES OF THE WORLD
Darkregen: hey
Darkregen: im not complaining
Wolfeye: Im sitting here. Watching lotr. Then you send me eye cancer.
Darkregen: well you said you had the best eye cancer
Darkregen: im here to prove you wrong