Quote of the Year!

Final Exa: Wario
The Black Knight: Cosa What?
Final Exa: Pronto ad una battuta squallida? 8) Are you ready for a dirty joke?
The Black Knight: vai Go
Final Exa: Loli roman empire
Final Exa: 8)

 

cornus.vermin: buy atari controler
cornus.vermin: buy atari controler
cornus.vermin: buy atari controler
(Voice) F7are: Incoming!
F7are: What?
cornus.vermin: atari controler engineere




I don't know what surprises me more; the fact that he knows what an Atari 2600 controller looks like, or the fact that he was able to identify the Wrangler as something that looks like it.

 

This is what happens whenever I assume to be a British Monarch who had ruled the Island in the Middle Ages.

Spoiler

XxFuKingBIGpersonalityHamish69xX: your majesty
XxFuKingBIGpersonalityHamish69xX: how is it possible that you are still alive?
Sir Arthur (King of the Britons): Yes peasant?
Sir Arthur (King of the Britons): I have always been alive and you simply had never seen me before.
Sir Arthur (King of the Britons): What a blind servant I've got here.
XxFuKingBIGpersonalityHamish69xX: oh ... that is good reason my lord
XxFuKingBIGpersonalityHamish69xX: sorry for disturbing you my majesty
Sir Arthur (King of the Britons): So why are you harassing your lord in this fine day of ours?
XxFuKingBIGpersonalityHamish69xX: I was just ....
XxFuKingBIGpersonalityHamish69xX: never mind
XxFuKingBIGpersonalityHamish69xX:
Sir Arthur (King of the Britons): I've got a kingdom to rule and taxes to get through my personal Court Chaplain.
Sir Arthur (King of the Britons): If you have harassed your king for nothing, then you shall die.
Sir Arthur (King of the Britons): Or pay me taxes, if you've got any money in your pocket.
XxFuKingBIGpersonalityHamish69xX: can I choose how will I die?
Sir Arthur (King of the Britons): Of course not.
XxFuKingBIGpersonalityHamish69xX: than I will pay you 0,01 € that is all what I have
XxFuKingBIGpersonalityHamish69xX: I am too poor my lord
Sir Arthur (King of the Britons): That's not enough and you should feel sorry for harassing such a high personality like the one I am
XxFuKingBIGpersonalityHamish69xX: I am so sorry my lord
XxFuKingBIGpersonalityHamish69xX: I am going to kick myself
Sir Arthur (King of the Britons): You'll be thrown in the lake haunted by the loch ness monster
Sir Arthur (King of the Britons): Not to mention your house has been confiscated to pay off your many debts to the English crown.
XxFuKingBIGpersonalityHamish69xX: doh !

 

Bears: manchester is full of scum

 

Who took my link and sent it to you.

 

I'm a brit.

Spoiler

[VIP] Wario : old
[VIP] Wario : oh come on
[VIP] Wario : this teleporter is a bloody fraud
Bc. Ziggar : !radio
[VIP] [FoGA] Pointlessness : whoes?
gameME: youngsterjoey (1,000 points) connected (Italy)
gameME: Gadriel #Eowilas (Pos 4,500, 5,600 points) connected (France)
[VIP] Wario : I stepped onto it and it didn't bring on the other side of the map
[VIP] Wario : another guy jumps in
[VIP] Wario : and it works
Player Gadriel #Eowilas joined team RED
[VIP] [FoGA] Pointlessness : lol
*Trainee* [FoG] SneeKeRsS : lol
[VIP] Wario : THERE NOW IT WORKS
AJKempie : ahaha
Bc. Ziggar : bloody fraud, I smell a brittish person

 

Lewd Jozzeh: nya.
Sky: *thinks for too long and too hard on what to reply*
Sky: hai, what can i do for you?
Lewd Jozzeh is now Online.
Lewd Jozzeh: Hot passionate sex.

 

Ahahahaha

Spoiler

 

@n0name @cetru

 

14:21 - Fahlo: what's up
14:22 - Sora: What что ты сказал я не понимаю я русская
14:22 - Fahlo: english
14:22 - Sora: что
14:22 - Fahlo: yes
14:22 - Sora: что
14:23 - Sora: ты русский или нет
14:23 - Fahlo: yeah how about you
14:23 - Sora: что говори по русски ок
14:24 - Fahlo: wow, what happened next?
14:24 - Sora: что
14:24 - Fahlo: no way
14:25 - Sora: что
14:25 - Fahlo: you lost ALL your fingers?
14:25 - Sora: что я не понимаю говори по русски ок
14:25 - Fahlo: yeah i imagine typing with feet is hard
14:26 - Sora: что
14:26 - Fahlo: how will you do at work though? will you get fired?
14:27 - Fahlo: you do love your job as ''important russian guy with beard''
14:27 - Sora: что
14:27 - Sora: говори по русски
14:27 - Fahlo: that sucks man
14:28 - Sora: по русски
14:28 - Fahlo: yeah take it easy

 

[FoG] SneeKeRsS: I m guy who you can fuck whenever you want
[FoG] SneeKeRsS: I mean
Pudge Is Fat: Well
[FoG] SneeKeRsS: For example
Pudge Is Fat: When do ya wanna meet

He never replied.

 

Ye i didn't replied.....

I mean that you can call me snIckers doing jokes with me.... etc and I won't be offended.

 

Sorry for once, not posting a funny quote, but this is just way too good.

 

20:35 - ShadowsFate: I'm going to be preoccupied Tuesday evening. My childhood friend was killed on a lawnmower last week. I grew up with him and it sucks like hell he's gone. To answer a question you probably have about how he died, the lawnmower was an old mower that when you got off the seat the blade keeps running and it flipped on him.

 

[VIP] [FoGA] Pointlessness : or moneh donate
[VIP] [FoGA] Pointlessness : ./donate
[VIP] [FoGA] Pointlessness : ./keydonate
Player william3700 joined team RED
Foxxy♥ : /virginitydonate
Player Tealcus joined team BLU
*Trainee* [FoG] SneeKeRsS : lol

That foxxy....

 

Turns out that I'm actually the most important and sacred defender of girls.

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
den 23 juli 2015
13:55 - Puffbuck Sir Fahlo: yo
13:55 - Mr. Sniper #BackToTrading : hey
13:55 - Mr. Sniper #BackToTrading : how much is your unusual hat
13:55 - Puffbuck Sir Fahlo: 34
13:55 - Mr. Sniper #BackToTrading : hmmm
13:55 - Mr. Sniper #BackToTrading : clean?
13:55 - Puffbuck Sir Fahlo: yes
13:55 - Mr. Sniper #BackToTrading : i can do 34 keys for it
13:56 - Puffbuck Sir Fahlo: if you're gonna try the trusted friend scam you can go now
13:56 - Puffbuck Sir Fahlo: ...hello
13:56 - Mr. Sniper #BackToTrading is now Offline.