Quote of the Year!

cod4 ;3

 

Lol, i usually get those messages whenever i play Battlefield.

 

Anthelion had already said that no replys unless your post contains any quotes.

I dont have any quote but i needed to point that out, sorry anthelion <.<

 

me playing level 5 against doom bots in LoL

[19:39:23] Ollie: PUSH
[19:39:24] Ollie: PUSH
[19:39:27] Ollie: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH
[19:39:28] Ollie: IT'S A BOY

 

Just me and Dakte having a normal conversation.

BRB NEED MY COUGHING SHIT
I LOVE CAPS
STILL NEED A QUESTION ANSWERED HERE

Dakte: so funny, so random.
Ooooh wait
what?
have we talked and I've forgotten about it?
oh
Right
uh
I'm just gonna answer no
to that
because uh
just, just no?

ME:I CANT SEE MY OWN MESSAGES SO THIS IS REALLY FUCKING AWKWARS
OH OK THAT ONE CAME THROUGH

Dakteont pop a vein, yo
have a good night

ME:HOW DO YOU MASTRUBATE IF YOU SNEEZE AND YOUR ARMS GET NUMB THANK YOU VERY MUCH
M8 NEED A QUESTION ANSWERED
THIS IS GETTING WEIRD NOW
PLEASE ANSWER

Dakte: uhm

ME: OK ANOTHER TIME? OR SHALL I CUM TO YOUR PLACE?

Dakte: I, uh
use... a dildo?
no thanks, it's quite alright

ME:THIS IS A QUESTION OF A LIFE TIME M8
OH OK THANKS BECAUSE NOW I CAN POST SOMETHING ON THE QUOTE THREAD HAVE A GOOD NIGHT THANK YOU VERY MUCH
YEAH THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD AND I DIDNT EXPECT THAT ANSWER

Dakte: You've realized I'm not a guy right? I mean
this uh
This is just weird
you're weird
please stay quiet now
Thank you

The reason i did it in this way is because im on my phone and i cant copy the whole thing at once

 

Me raging @ call of duty.
Brother: y u have 2 b mad, iz onli gaim.
Me: Stfu.

I might post my latest Battlefield 3 message, that guy called me a cunt for using a Attack Chopper.

EDIT: Here they are!


According to reality, i'm dutch.

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
TriforceSmasher: How can i help you?
TriforceSmasher: Hello??
nounours2000 is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
nounours2000: hello english
TriforceSmasher: yes english, why did you add me?
nounours2000: french
TriforceSmasher: baguette.
TriforceSmasher: Bye

 

Watson: Go back to bed
[FoGA] Spartan: no
Watson: YES
[FoGA] Spartan: im bett3r now
Watson: DO IT
Watson: NOW
Watson: LIAR
[FoGA] Spartan: no
[FoGA] Spartan: im running myself a bath
Watson: Bitch
Watson: eeew
[FoGA] Spartan: i would flood the house
[FoGA] Spartan: now shh u
[FoGA] Spartan: im going afk
Watson: pff
Watson: You are gonna idle for your hours
Watson: So you can try to become va
Watson: I GET YOU
Watson: BUSTED
[FoGA] Spartan: Nope
[FoGA] Spartan: i aint in a gme
[FoGA] Spartan: afk

 

Photoshop!

 

hasnt even been one day..

 

Damiensdk: I looked out the window
Damiensdk: there's a guy having a wank
Damiensdk: you can see him
Damiensdk: doing it
Curry Pairo: wat
Damiensdk: im watching a guy wank whilst my game loads
Curry Pairo: ok

 

This is almost becoming "Damien Fun Times Thread"...

 

"Hon hon hon hon, Eiffel Tower baguette"

 

[Scrub] Spartan: heya
[Scrub] Spartan: how can i help you/
FTs`| Jones: heya
FTs`| Jones: wait
[Scrub] Spartan: sure
FTs`| Jones: um
FTs`| Jones: ahahaha
FTs`| Jones: lol
[Scrub] Spartan: ?
FTs`| Jones: look mate
[Scrub] Spartan: yea
FTs`| Jones: i have
FTs`| Jones: ...
[Scrub] Spartan: you have?
FTs`| Jones: ahaha i am speak to 3
FTs`| Jones: Anomaly: Warzone Earth
FTs`| Jones: game
FTs`| Jones: it cheap
FTs`| Jones: ...
[Scrub] Spartan: k
FTs`| Jones: i am selling it cheap
FTs`| Jones: it costs 10$ in shop
FTs`| Jones:
[Scrub] Spartan: so you added me to try sell me a game?
FTs`| Jones: yeah
FTs`| Jones:
[Scrub] Spartan: why?
FTs`| Jones: idk
FTs`| Jones: my old account hacked
[Scrub] Spartan: How did you even add me from tat
FTs`| Jones: and i was need some stuff
FTs`| Jones:
[Scrub] Spartan: you dont even have that game?
FTs`| Jones: i swear that i have
FTs`| Jones: )
FTs`| Jones: it code i will give u first
FTs`| Jones: try it
[Scrub] Spartan: witcher arena ad nail#d
FTs`| Jones: then give me
[Scrub] Spartan: give u what lol
FTs`| Jones: idk u chose
FTs`| Jones: anything
FTs`| Jones: i need anything
FTs`| Jones: my old account hacked
FTs`| Jones: so ... anything will help
FTs`| Jones:
[Scrub] Spartan: i have like 50 types of these games
[Scrub] Spartan: why would i want another
FTs`| Jones: idk maybe to add new game in ur steam to get ex for lvl and help me out
[Scrub] Spartan: naw mate
[Scrub] Spartan: bad game
[Scrub] Spartan: random add
[Scrub] Spartan: no reason to even want it
FTs`| Jones: idk what i have to say ...
[Scrub] Spartan: and itsa code
[Scrub] Spartan: so you could easily scam me
FTs`| Jones: give u it try it
[Scrub] Spartan: i dont know you
FTs`| Jones: randomcodethatworkedandiwasntexpectingittooandwasgonnaprovewasaliebutiwaswrong.
FTs`| Jones: try it
[Scrub] Spartan: and you buy the gift of of steam
FTs`| Jones: then give me
[Scrub] Spartan: nty
FTs`| Jones: ?

 

GUYS YOU BETTER STOP REPLYING WITHOUT POSTING A QUOTE ALONG WITH IT. BAD THINGS -WILL- HAPPEN.


also I was bored.



second wave.

 

Abuse 101, by Downy B(

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
=|TiT|= Chosen: can i have one of your awp camos
=|TiT|= Chosen had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
=|TiT|= Chosen: hello'
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: fuck off
=|TiT|= Chosen: ok
=|TiT|= Chosen is now Offline.

 

Bonus!




That puush link:

 

<DarkRegen> I have a poptart farm
<DarkRegen> I bought ten poptarts at the baker and now they are breedding
<DarkRegen> Ill make fucking milions man

<Damiensdk!> Sticking your dick into a poptart doesn't count as breeding.

<DarkRegen> Fuck off im reporting u to fbi