Quote of the Year!

23:49 - Mundy The Blaze dank[FoGA]: how ya'll doin?
23:49 - Cpt.Muffins: fine
23:49 - Cpt.Muffins: my toilet was stolen
23:49 - Cpt.Muffins: ;|

 

GUYS STOP FUCKING REPLY IN HERE
IF YOU DONT FUCKING ATTACH A FUCKING QUOTE
TO YOUR FUCKING REPLY.

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Crunchay: hey there, do you still have a strange flare gun?
Crunchay: dat question tho
Crunchay: the question is:can i buy one
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: stop asking if i have items. if you are that lazy and cant be arsed to go check my backpack, why even buy from me? -.- and yes you can
Crunchay: I said
Crunchay: ''Dumb question'' and asked if i can buy one
Crunchay: sry for trying to buy your stuff
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: http://puu.sh/a2lxv/325aa18f61.png
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: http://puu.sh/a2lxT/7e144eb8ec.png
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: http://puu.sh/a2lyR/ccd576959b.png
Crunchay: dont worry mate I already got one ...

 

But Damien, don't be that mad... It's just a skin B)

[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: lol
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: LOLOLOL
Damiensdk: don't tell me you uncased a knife
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: AWP | Asiimov
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
Damiensdk: ...
Damiensdk: pls
Damiensdk: £30
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: battle-fucked tho
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: dont be mad
Damiensdk: im mad
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: why
Damiensdk: ur lucky
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: why, is that a problem for you?
Damiensdk: because im not m8
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: You're not what?
Damiensdk: lucky
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: Why are you not lucky m8?
Damiensdk: $100 on cases
Damiensdk: my best uncase is a $2 skin
Damiensdk: epic
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: So it's nothing near this? http://steamcommunity.com/id/fgtsteamisfgt/inventory?sellOnLoad=1#730_2_429085129
Damiensdk: no
Damiensdk: But you've probably spent about $100 or so
Damiensdk: and have all that rad shit
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: Damien, contain your tits
Damiensdk: never
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: Cheer up m8
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
Damiensdk: never
Damiensdk: you can see why im mad now right
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: BTW, this is going on the quote of the year http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
Damiensdk: fuck off

 

fuck off

http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=10162614&token=ys5VMqJ4
donate items to me because sad story

 

I can do this one from memory.

My friend disclosed over MvM voice chat that she has an aversion to the word 'moist' when spoken aloud.

So, what do I do?

Yes, I repeated the word about 500 times during the following waves.

A short time after I stop I see a chat alert popup in the bottom right of my screen.

Dragon Warrior says: You made me break my headphones you twat

 

*VA* [FoG] Anthelion>S BP : Well, for example, what we might do is to lie in wait. Outside a baker. Or an Kentucky Fried Chicken
[SM] Say '!votescramble, !scramblevote, or !!votescramble' to trigger a scramble vote
Player wzx [FIN] joined team RED
*VA* [FoG] Anthelion>S BP : And then when a fat piece of shit comes walking by, we jump out, and then jump him completely man!
Player -Dr. Richtofen- has joined the game
*VA* [FoG] Anthelion>S BP : Jump him?
[FoG] Is someone hacking/breaking the rules? Type !report to report them!
(Voice) Eddy: Spy!
Zralok [CZ] : Gg
(Voice) Eddy: MEDIC!
[RTD] $$$\DA( 12 )KING/$$$'s effect has worn off.
*VA* [FoG] Anthelion>S BP : Yeah, we kick his ass, right! What is it that you don't understand, man?
*VA* [FoG] Anthelion>S BP : But, what do you do when you've kicked his ass?
*VA* [FoG] Anthelion>S BP : Then, we give him a professional nutritional guide, so we can get his life back on track
*VA* [FoG] Anthelion>S BP : And then we fuck him, so he can FUCKING SEE THAT FAT PEOPLE NOT ALWAYS ARE SO FUCKING HAPPY, RIGHT!?
*VA* [FoG] Anthelion>S BP : *CENSORED BECAUSE ANTH DOESNT WANT ME TO SPOIL DEM SMILEYS*
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This is Comedy Gold right there
Give him a Medal mates

 

*VA* [FoG] Anthelion>S BP : You belong to an association that's against darwinism. Can you tell us what's it about?
[FoG].Spchookwagon™ : OFF TO MY WALLET
Zralok [CZ] : Don't kill him
*VA* [FoG] Anthelion>S BP : Well, for example, what we might do is to lie in wait, behind a sign. Or some bikes.
*VA* [FoG] Anthelion>S BP : And then when some darwinistic pig, that don't believe in Our Lord Jesus Christ the Almighty comes walking,
Damiensdk : !dj
Damiensdk : bad
gameME: WavezZx (Pos 135, 48,202 points) connected (Germany)
(Voice) Zralok [CZ]: Yes
*VA* [FoG] Anthelion>S BP : We jump out, then we tie him and then we completely kick his ass, man!
(Voice) (WH40k) Captain Forrix: MEDIC!
Damiensdk : nice mind
(Voice) (WH40k) Captain Forrix: MEDIC!
[SM] Imbalance detected. Possible action will begin in 15 second(s)
(Voice) Zralok [CZ]: No
Damiensdk : bind
Damiensdk : NICE BIND
(Voice) (WH40k) Captain Forrix: Spy!
-Dr. Richtofen- : gg
(Voice) (WH40k) Captain Forrix: Spy!
*VA* [FoG] Anthelion>S BP : And what do you do after you've kicked his ass completely?
Damiensdk : NICE BIND FUCKING NERED
Player WavezZx joined team BLU
[SM] WavezZx has been changed to Red to balance the teams.
(Voice) (WH40k) Captain Forrix: Spy!
*JA* Mundy The Blaze dank[FoG] : you will fuck yourself over harder than a hedgehog performing autofellatio backwards
*JA* Mundy The Blaze dank[FoG] : rate mine
Damiensdk : DO MY HOMEWORK DORK
(Voice) (WH40k) Captain Forrix: Spy!
*VA* [FoG] Anthelion>S BP : Then we fuck him, so he can FUCKING REALISE THAT IT'S AGAINST THE LORDS AND THE NATURES WILL, THAT MEN FUCK EACH OTHER!


Damien,Anth explain

 

Damiensdk: Listen up anthelion you little shit I am about to give you the telling of a life time
Damiensdk: Do you think I CARE about your PIXELS?
Damiensdk: I do.
Damiensdk: So please fuck off
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: ^ lol mad
Damiensdk: I'm fucking livid.


Damien for Nova Gold #1 2k14 B)

 

I'm Nova 3 u skreb

 

01:35 - iCarlush: May I interest you
01:35 - [FoGA]Of Skrillmau5 & Men: Yeah?
01:35 - iCarlush: Into buying my very awesome
01:35 - iCarlush: Sexy
01:35 - iCarlush: Desert Marauder
01:35 - iCarlush: For 1.66
01:35 - [FoGA]Of Skrillmau5 & Men: I just spent all my metal on a name tag and those strange fists
01:36 - iCarlush: Oh, but you do have enough metal to get a very fancy Desert Marauder
01:36 - [FoGA]Of Skrillmau5 & Men: And a desc tag
01:36 - iCarlush: A Desert Marauder in your life, makes it, complete
01:36 - [FoGA]Of Skrillmau5 & Men: "I just spent all my metal on a name tag and those strange fists"

 

18:38 - fog | xxsam: What CSGO cases should I open
18:38 - Damiensdk: uh
18:38 - Damiensdk: how much are you planning on spending
18:38 - fog | xxsam: upto 30
18:38 - Damiensdk: http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/eSports 2014 Summer Case
18:38 - Damiensdk: these ones are the best
18:38 - Damiensdk: because new
18:38 - Damiensdk: anthelion uncased a £100 stattrak yesterday
18:38 - fog | xxsam: wow
18:39 - Damiensdk: I'll uncrate them for you m8 http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
18:39 - fog | xxsam: B(
18:39 - Damiensdk: i'm really lucky with my uncases promise
18:40 - Damiensdk: but yeah
18:41 - Damiensdk: summer cases are currently the best
18:41 - Damiensdk: can you livestream the sick case opening or some shit m8
18:45 - Damiensdk: where are your unusuals sam
18:45 - Damiensdk: are you POOR
18:45 - fog | xxsam: sold em
18:45 - fog | xxsam: first uncrate
18:45 - fog | xxsam: stattrak glock
18:45 - Damiensdk: uh
18:45 - Damiensdk: what wear
18:45 - fog | xxsam: Factory New
18:45 - fog | xxsam: B)))))))
18:45 - Damiensdk: uh
18:45 - Damiensdk: £10
18:45 - fog | xxsam: decent
18:45 - fog | xxsam: for 1st uncrate
18:46 - Damiensdk: £10.96 on the market
18:46 - fog | xxsam: very decent
18:46 - Damiensdk: fuck off sam
18:46 - Damiensdk: I've spent $100 on cases
18:46 - Damiensdk: and you've already done better than me
18:46 - fog | xxsam: AK-47
18:46 - fog | xxsam: jaguar
18:46 - fog | xxsam: B)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
18:47 - Damiensdk: wear?
18:47 - fog | xxsam: Minimal
18:47 - fog | xxsam: GET REKT
18:47 - Damiensdk: £36
18:47 - fog | xxsam: REKT
18:47 - fog | xxsam: REKT
18:47 - fog | xxsam: REKT
18:47 - fog | xxsam: REKT
18:47 - fog | xxsam: REKT
18:47 - Damiensdk: gibe item ples
18:47 - Damiensdk: i trade u rare case
18:48 - fog | xxsam: P2000
18:48 - fog | xxsam: magenta
18:48 - fog | xxsam: rarity
18:48 - Damiensdk: what
18:48 - Damiensdk: wear?
18:48 - fog | xxsam: field
18:48 - Damiensdk: meh
18:48 - Damiensdk: like uh
18:48 - Damiensdk: £4 or so
18:48 - fog | xxsam: still
18:48 - Damiensdk: £3.18
18:49 - fog | xxsam: made money nonetheless
18:49 - fog | xxsam: AUG bengal tiger
18:49 - fog | xxsam: field
18:49 - Damiensdk: 3.27
18:49 - fog | xxsam: another P2000
18:49 - Damiensdk: wear
18:49 - fog | xxsam: also field
18:49 - Damiensdk: 3.18
18:50 - fog | xxsam: lots of profit
18:50 - fog | xxsam: dat ak doe
18:50 - Damiensdk: is that the uncase done then
18:50 - fog | xxsam: yes
18:50 - fog | xxsam: 9 keys
18:50 - Damiensdk: screenshot your inventory
18:51 - Damiensdk: oh wow
18:51 - fog | xxsam: uploaded to steam
18:51 - Damiensdk: give me a skin for telling you what case to open B)
18:51 - fog | xxsam: you can have that mac 10 tornado then
18:52 - Damiensdk: a skin from a case m8
18:52 - Damiensdk: I'll take the ak
18:52 - Damiensdk: thanks
18:52 - fog | xxsam: yeano
18:52 - You have accepted the trade request from Damiensdk.
18:54 - Damiensdk: scammer
18:54 - Damiensdk: reported
18:54 - fog | xxsam: shit uncrater
18:54 - Damiensdk: fuck off sam
18:54 - Damiensdk: im upset
18:55 - fog | xxsam: quote of the year
18:55 - Damiensdk: fuck off sammmmmmmmmm
18:55 - Damiensdk: m
18:55 - Damiensdk: m
18:55 - Damiensdk: m

 

[FoG] n0:name S>Beams Sam: brb, shitting
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: ok
[FoG] n0:name S>Beams Sam is now Online.
[FoG] n0:name S>Beams Sam: back
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: how much shit you got inside
[FoG] n0:name S>Beams Sam: a bit
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: did you flush twice?
[FoG] n0:name S>Beams Sam: nah
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: thrice?
[FoG] n0:name S>Beams Sam: once
[FoG] n0:name S>Beams Sam: dont know what kind of toilet you have
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: one cannot be away for so long without flushing twice
[FoG] n0:name S>Beams Sam: nah, just wasn't sure if there is more coming
[FoG] n0:name S>Beams Sam: so I waited a bit
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: shit son, this going on quote thread http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
[FoG] n0:name S>Beams Sam: B)

Spoiler

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
Spartan: heya
Spartan: how can i help
KamalLP is now Online.
KamalLP: sorry but i new and you need friends
Spartan: no idont
Spartan: i have over 200
Spartan: i dont

 

Totally not stalker at all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

I've got a couple Hate Mails from my time on Xbox 360 Dark Souls II, alot of which are amazing.

Apologies in advance for the non-pc gaming 1080p master race quality images but you know how those filthy peasant consoles are.

Spoiler

I also got a couple PS3 ones from my time in Dark Souls 1.

Spoiler

In short, more fun than your body has room for.

 

reminds me, i got this one earlier this year

 

Which game did you play?

 

He added me, and i just couldn't get myself to trade with him..

Never tell your password to anyone.
lombard: Hi
lombard: u selling mann's mint paint?
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: iam
lombard: 8.33ref?
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: its 1key. im using backpack prices..
lombard: but did u take 8,33ref for 1 key
lombard: ?
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: no
lombard: 8.55?
lombard had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
lombard: so?
lombard: hey you?
lombard: 8.55ref
lombard: okey -rep report to vac bb
lombard is now Offline.
lombard is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
[FoG] Anthelion>S BP: haha, go ahead.