Quote of the Year!

Im getting loads of these via. jailbreak.

 

you're just famous

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
[FoGA] Taco: Who are you?
[FoGA] Taco: And what do you want?
Nick: Just searching somes friends to trade. If you dont want to just delete my request
[FoGA] Taco: gtfo
Nick is now Offline.

 

Prepare for an wall of text.

Had some conversation with Triforce that kinda evolved into a huge mess. Still GOLD to read


V WALL OF TEXT V

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Triforce of Courage: i unboxed that killstreak crate yesterday
Triforce of Courage: i got a normal killstreak sniper kit
Triforce of Courage: fml
[FoG] Anthelion: my first box of those i opened
[FoG] Anthelion: prof. shotty kity
[FoG] Anthelion: think i got 3 or 4 prof shot kits, in it
[FoG] Anthelion: and one GRU
[FoG] Anthelion: and AX
Triforce of Courage: i need a prof rl and axtinguisher ._.
Triforce of Courage: kit
Triforce of Courage: well you have to know
Triforce of Courage: i am the unluckiest man alive
Triforce of Courage: really
[FoG] Anthelion: nope
[FoG] Anthelion: you aint
Triforce of Courage: i am
Triforce of Courage: xD
Triforce of Courage: im unboxing shit EVERYTIME , mvm is trolling me hard (lol)
Triforce of Courage: and i got 1 thing randomly that was more worth that a scrap in... 2years?
Triforce of Courage: than*
Triforce of Courage: so tell me, why i shouldnt be the unluckiest man alive
Triforce of Courage:
[FoG] Anthelion: because you have found weapons worth more than a scrap
[FoG] Anthelion: dont deny
[FoG] Anthelion: DONT LIE
Triforce of Courage: oh wow
Triforce of Courage: 1ref maybe
Triforce of Courage: much luck
Triforce of Courage: xd
Triforce of Courage: in a unbox
[FoG] Anthelion: ulie
[FoG] Anthelion: stoplie
Triforce of Courage: show me a proof
[FoG] Anthelion: you are german
[FoG] Anthelion: germans always lie
[FoG] Anthelion: btw
[FoG] Anthelion: should i go for an G.fetti noh?
Triforce of Courage: u r rich
Triforce of Courage: y not
Triforce of Courage: and im not a liar..
[FoG] Anthelion: you said i would get my ditto the other day. still no ditto B)
[FoG] Anthelion: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
[FoG] Anthelion: :Melon:
[FoG] Anthelion: fuck
[FoG] Anthelion: triliar of the zelda house in essex
Triforce of Courage: KEDNFKENFEKJ
[FoG] Anthelion: sorry couldnt resist
Triforce of Courage: I CANT DO A THING WHEN MY FRIEND IS ON WORK
[FoG] Anthelion: -friend-
[FoG] Anthelion: OH WAIT
[FoG] Anthelion: your friend IS the ditto
[FoG] Anthelion: sheet
Triforce of Courage: OR ME BECAUSE 24/7 ONLINE
Triforce of Courage: effjfh
[FoG] Anthelion: why i got so long hair
Triforce of Courage: because u r beautiful
[FoG] Anthelion: Oo
[FoG] Anthelion: stalk
Triforce of Courage: arent germans liars?<.<
[FoG] Anthelion: you said you wasnt one
[FoG] Anthelion: or maybe you are
[FoG] Anthelion: are you?
Triforce of Courage: you dont believe me either way.
[FoG] Anthelion: i don't believe anyone
Triforce of Courage: See.
Triforce of Courage: Then you arent beautilful tho
Triforce of Courage: because you wouldnt believe me
Triforce of Courage: gotcha.
Triforce of Courage: 1:0 for me
[FoG] Anthelion: how can even say that when you havn't seen me
[FoG] Anthelion: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
Triforce of Courage: Because i saw you
[FoG] Anthelion: Or did you
Triforce of Courage: but you wouldnt believe me.
[FoG] Anthelion: you're on the internet kid
[FoG] Anthelion: maybe am i just one of your imaginary friends
Triforce of Courage: this is your dream, everyday
[FoG] Anthelion: I am my own dream
[FoG] Anthelion: the dream inside the dream of the dream from the dreamers dream of dreams
[FoG] Anthelion: DREAMCEPTION
Triforce of Courage: Not really.
Triforce of Courage: Because you wouldnt believe me all that either way.
[FoG] Anthelion: Maybe am I you already
[FoG] Anthelion: :O
Triforce of Courage: 1:1
Triforce of Courage: Then im rich?
Triforce of Courage: And got 3t627462546 paints an unusuals?
Triforce of Courage:
[FoG] Anthelion: Maybe
[FoG] Anthelion: But what if im two persons at once
Triforce of Courage: Then it would be only fair
Triforce of Courage: if you trade your other personality
Triforce of Courage:
Triforce of Courage: Dat begging tactic
[FoG] Anthelion: What if i dont have personalities
[FoG] Anthelion: but am some psycho fucker
[FoG] Anthelion: that tears small girls apart in the woods
[FoG] Anthelion: with an rusten stick
Triforce of Courage: You said already that you're two persons at once :>
[FoG] Anthelion: you can still be two persons without an personallity
[FoG] Anthelion: thats called a freak
[FoG] Anthelion: or pshyco guy thing
Triforce of Courage: Okay then let me correct my argument
[FoG] Anthelion: you give me ditto and i win
[FoG] Anthelion: yes?
[FoG] Anthelion: SPRINGJACK PASTURE !
Triforce of Courage: Triforce of Courage: Then it would be only fair
Triforce of Courage: if you trade your other personality
[FoG] Anthelion: But if i dont have any personality
[FoG] Anthelion: i cant trade it
Triforce of Courage: with the "other personality" i meand me.
Triforce of Courage: I CHANGED IT
[FoG] Anthelion: and why would i trade it with myself
[FoG] Anthelion: thats actually you
[FoG] Anthelion: but me
[FoG] Anthelion: at the same time
Triforce of Courage: no
[FoG] Anthelion: yes
Triforce of Courage: i am you
[FoG] Anthelion: thats what im saying!
Triforce of Courage: you said that already
[FoG] Anthelion: i am you
Triforce of Courage: yes
[FoG] Anthelion: why you say that im not me
[FoG] Anthelion: but you
[FoG] Anthelion: when im you and not me
Triforce of Courage: and thats why you should trade yourself
Triforce of Courage: so
Triforce of Courage: me
[FoG] Anthelion: but you cant do that
[FoG] Anthelion: because im you and you are you
Triforce of Courage: you can
[FoG] Anthelion: and you cant open a trade for yourself
Triforce of Courage: just click on that triangle thingy on the right of my name, and than invite to trade
Triforce of Courage: easy thing
Triforce of Courage: xD
[FoG] Anthelion: but thats you not me
[FoG] Anthelion: and i was you and you were me
Triforce of Courage: but i am you
[FoG] Anthelion: so you have to click the triangle on my screen
[FoG] Anthelion: and you cant see my screen because i am you
[FoG] Anthelion: so you see your own screen
Triforce of Courage: You're good.
Triforce of Courage: But not good enough
[FoG] Anthelion: No, I'm just you and me you but me
Triforce of Courage: Yea
Triforce of Courage: wait
Triforce of Courage: ill show you magic
[FoG] Anthelion: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/wizard
Triforce of Courage: ill trade myself now
Triforce of Courage: SEE
Triforce of Courage: IM WIZARD
Triforce of Courage: HAXX
[FoG] Anthelion: No
[FoG] Anthelion: because that was me and not you
[FoG] Anthelion: that send that trade invitation
Triforce of Courage: okay
Triforce of Courage: than you're a wizard
[FoG] Anthelion: Harry, you are a wizard
Triforce of Courage: No u
[FoG] Anthelion: yes you
[FoG] Anthelion: thats what im saying
[FoG] Anthelion: gulhs
Triforce of Courage: can you trade yourself?
[FoG] Anthelion: No
[FoG] Anthelion: but i can trade other people
Triforce of Courage: Okay
Triforce of Courage: can you trade a guy
Triforce of Courage: named
Triforce of Courage: Triforce of Courage?
Triforce of Courage: Hes very nice guy.
Triforce of Courage: xD
[FoG] Anthelion: For that question
[FoG] Anthelion: Yes, yes I can trade a guy named that, but will I trade him?
Triforce of Courage: Thats up to you, but...will he accept your offer is the better question
Triforce of Courage: =P
[FoG] Anthelion: But I can't accept my own offer
[FoG] Anthelion: As I never gave any offer to someone
Triforce of Courage: Okay, you really hate me
Triforce of Courage: xD
Triforce of Courage: Wait..
Triforce of Courage: what about that ditto
Triforce of Courage: i cant trade it to myself
Triforce of Courage: ;D
[FoG] Anthelion: You can actually
[FoG] Anthelion: because you can have two nintendo systems
[FoG] Anthelion: Nintendo aint like Valve
Triforce of Courage: 1:2 for you
Triforce of Courage: i give it up xd

 

Here part two of this :>

Spoiler

[FoG] Anthelion: nice
[FoG] Anthelion: long time since i had fun like this
Triforce of Courage: Great xD
[FoG] Anthelion: also
[FoG] Anthelion: im gonna post most of this
[FoG] Anthelion: in the Quote of the year
[FoG] Anthelion: thread
[FoG] Anthelion: B)
Triforce of Courage: lol
Triforce of Courage: fu
Triforce of Courage: xd
[FoG] Anthelion: cant resist sorry, this is just gold
Triforce of Courage: why?
Triforce of Courage: im drunk btw xD
Triforce of Courage: a little bit
Triforce of Courage: But actually, if i lost
Triforce of Courage: you lost too
Triforce of Courage: because
Triforce of Courage: youre two persons
[FoG] Anthelion: No, you said you gave up
[FoG] Anthelion: and i am you not me
[FoG] Anthelion: and you are you
[FoG] Anthelion: Me doesnt exist
Triforce of Courage: [FoG] Anthelion: and i am you not me
Triforce of Courage: your argument is invalid
[FoG] Anthelion: no, you said you were drunk
[FoG] Anthelion: and that I lost too
[FoG] Anthelion: but i was you and not me
[FoG] Anthelion: and you talked about you
Triforce of Courage: invalid.
[FoG] Anthelion: so you lost
[FoG] Anthelion: not me
[FoG] Anthelion: you did
Triforce of Courage: [FoG] Anthelion: and i am you not me
Triforce of Courage: [FoG] Anthelion: and i am you not me
[FoG] Anthelion: yes
[FoG] Anthelion: thats what i said
[FoG] Anthelion: you are you
[FoG] Anthelion: and i am you
[FoG] Anthelion: and i am not me because i am you
Triforce of Courage: So you lost too
[FoG] Anthelion: no because we are the same guy
Triforce of Courage: because you're me
[FoG] Anthelion: and that guy lost
[FoG] Anthelion: so you lost
[FoG] Anthelion: not me
Triforce of Courage: No
Triforce of Courage: I know what youre looking for
Triforce of Courage: but that doesnt count
Triforce of Courage: XD
[FoG] Anthelion: It does
Triforce of Courage: No.
[FoG] Anthelion: bvtw
[FoG] Anthelion: btw
[FoG] Anthelion: you cant win
[FoG] Anthelion: i can go on forever
Triforce of Courage: not really
Triforce of Courage: because you're me
Triforce of Courage: and i am me
[FoG] Anthelion: no
[FoG] Anthelion: i am you and you are you
[FoG] Anthelion: not me
Triforce of Courage: thats the same thing ~
[FoG] Anthelion: its not
[FoG] Anthelion: you and me are not the same thing
[FoG] Anthelion: you are you and me are me
[FoG] Anthelion: not you are me or me are you
Triforce of Courage: lol.
Triforce of Courage: like i said
Triforce of Courage: that wont work
Triforce of Courage: paradoxon
Triforce of Courage: wont work.
[FoG] Anthelion: You say it wont work
[FoG] Anthelion: but it does work
[FoG] Anthelion: because you says it work, while you say it doesnt
Triforce of Courage: Nope, you said it wont work
Triforce of Courage: because
Triforce of Courage: you
Triforce of Courage: are
Triforce of Courage: me
Triforce of Courage: :3
Triforce of Courage: So, 2:2
Triforce of Courage: I didnt win, i didnt lost
[FoG] Anthelion: no
[FoG] Anthelion: i am not you
[FoG] Anthelion: i am you not me
[FoG] Anthelion: becase you are you and i am you
[FoG] Anthelion: me isnt here
[FoG] Anthelion: 2:3
Triforce of Courage: lol
Triforce of Courage: Nope.
[FoG] Anthelion: yes
[FoG] Anthelion: admit
Triforce of Courage: I wont
Triforce of Courage: because
[FoG] Anthelion: you wont admit what
Triforce of Courage: iknow the solution for this
[FoG] Anthelion: because you said admit
[FoG] Anthelion: then you wont
[FoG] Anthelion: but you dont know what to admit
[FoG] Anthelion: why say no then
Triforce of Courage: Because, you say that you're me, and at the same breath you said youre not me. that wont work, because i dont exists.
[FoG] Anthelion: No i did not
[FoG] Anthelion: I said i was you not me
Triforce of Courage: [FoG] Anthelion: i am not you
[FoG] Anthelion: i am you not me
[FoG] Anthelion: why you keep say that you are me while you are you
[FoG] Anthelion: me dont exist
[FoG] Anthelion: you do
[FoG] Anthelion: and you are you
[FoG] Anthelion: like i am you
[FoG] Anthelion: 4:2
Triforce of Courage: A paradoxon isnt a argument, you say the same thing everytime for nothing
Triforce of Courage: 0:3 for me
Triforce of Courage: Good Games.
Triforce of Courage: And i am me
Triforce of Courage: and not you
Triforce of Courage: so i won
Triforce of Courage: because
Triforce of Courage: i am the only one
Triforce of Courage: who exists
Triforce of Courage: gotcha
Triforce of Courage: 0:4
[FoG] Anthelion: No you cant win a game you play with yourself
[FoG] Anthelion: so you win and you win
Triforce of Courage: NINJAD
[FoG] Anthelion: ninjask
Triforce of Courage: read message above, i should drink more vodka to forget that.
Triforce of Courage: You can add that part to your post btw
Triforce of Courage: =P
Triforce of Courage: Will you?:3
Triforce of Courage: And the better question:
[FoG] Anthelion: i will i wont i can i wont
[FoG] Anthelion: can i ?
Triforce of Courage: WILL YOU FUCKING TRADE ME NOW?
[FoG] Anthelion: trade you for what
Triforce of Courage: nothing
Triforce of Courage: im bored

 

Random trades on jailbreak. (Slow Clap)​

Awp added The Track Terrorizer
Awp: high five
Tomaspremoli: what
Awp: can i buy high five?
Tomaspremoli: no sorry
Awp: PLZ UR SO CUTE
Tomaspremoli:???
Awp: PLZ SOYOU BEST PLAYER TO TF2 AND CUTE
Tomaspremoli: really
Tomaspremoli: how cute am i?
Awp: 1-10 10000000
Tomaspremoli: then im hardly cute
Tomaspremoli: how many girls would i get?
Awp: no
Awp: 10
Tomaspremoli: ONLY 10 GIRLS!!!
Tomaspremoli: im not selling hi five to you

Seconds Later...
(new trade from new guy)

Tomaspremoli: hello?
Medimedes: (inserts whole inventory)
Medimedes: hi five?
Tomaspremoli: ffs no
Medimedes: plz
Tomaspremoli: no
Medimedes: plz

(closes trade)

​

 

Now, just let me tell you that it's not visible, but he also asked for a background worth approx. 40 Euro on the steam market.

I also love that he removed the scrap at first and then put it back when I said I wasn't sure I traded it. Like it'd make a difference.

That's another one to the collection!

 

Papa Kritz (D4V1D) 16. apr kl. 7:31am
stfu i am 73 year old and i stil watch anime like lstar lucky and mine kraft also sory for bad england i like potato - My friend, David Godwind from Virginia

 

Can we get some TL;DR's in here so I and other lazy bastards can have a smirk for once?

what is that bg?

 

So when will this thread ever die, it were close once.

 

I don't think it should be closed.

It's a good thread to get a little giggle from!

 

Why oh why

 

Guess he Likes poop

 

19:52 - Klaweeeh: Did you get scammed?
19:55 - [T.B]♥ЯᗩℍᗰᗩᎥ✘♥: ?
19:55 - [T.B]♥ЯᗩℍᗰᗩᎥ✘♥: What ya mean?
19:55 - Klaweeeh: well
19:57 - Klaweeeh: you became poor
19:58 - Klaweeeh: from a Bubbling ke (ew)
19:58 - [T.B]♥ЯᗩℍᗰᗩᎥ✘♥: Dood
19:58 - [T.B]♥ЯᗩℍᗰᗩᎥ✘♥: Stop check my BP
19:58 - [T.B]♥ЯᗩℍᗰᗩᎥ✘♥: And history
19:58 - [T.B]♥ЯᗩℍᗰᗩᎥ✘♥: I really dont like that
19:58 - [T.B]♥ЯᗩℍᗰᗩᎥ✘♥: Sometimes we go down and sometimes we go up
19:58 - Klaweeeh: lewl
19:58 - [T.B]♥ЯᗩℍᗰᗩᎥ✘♥: Please
19:58 - [T.B]♥ЯᗩℍᗰᗩᎥ✘♥: OK?
19:59 - Klaweeeh: sorry, but lol

 

I can't even; you're still weird, Klawelel.

 

I thought he was better then that, but nope..
If the pictures ain´t clear enough 4 ye heres some links
http://puu.sh/8ngb9.png
http://puu.sh/8nglf.png

 

Jewboofypop: bigkill and vintage luger for garran courier
Jewboofypop: ?
fog | xxsam: anything you can add?
Jewboofypop: no... its a 3 key over pay but thats all i got
fog | xxsam: overpay? thats your opinion
fog | xxsam: nty.
Jewboofypop: ppl have them selling for 20 keys
fog | xxsam: ok?
fog | xxsam: youre paying in tf2 items, thats why
fog | xxsam: tf2
fog | xxsam: and items
Jewboofypop: this is overpay in items for 23 keys you are a fucking dumbass please go eat shit and learn english you piece scumbag shit burn in hell you vagina the derservers a hot rod shove up you butthole, you are the reason hitler killed jews go fuck yourself
fog | xxsam: lol
Jewboofypop is now Offline.

 

Looks like sam is the bad guy

 

Sam is always the bad guy.

 

Ikr what an asshole @xXSamPlummerXx

Tag'd him to make sure he knows he's an asshole.

Asshole.