When the kids are knocking on the door I just run aginst the door and yell like a stupid moron : " YOU MOTHERFUCKING BASTARDS I DARE YOU THATS MY CANDY I WONT GIVE YOU ANY FUCKING PIECE", then when they talk something I open the door run out and start yelling :" I DARE YOU IF YOU THROW EGGS ON MY DOOR I WILL KILL YOUR PARENTS", then they run away. I could maybe record that