Grant a wish

oh yeah. i just got it. took a few hours

granted. but since the amount of trains is infinite you still will get crushed because of the mass of the trains.
mass of 1 plush-train x infinite = dead downy. simple maths.

( *whispers* and since i am ironman, i am the same genius as tony stark who developed a new element that won't poison him in ironman 2)

aaaaaaaaaaaaanyway. back to topic.

i wish....you a merry christmas!

 

granted but the world explodes the next day
I wish that i had an infinite supply of cupcakes to chuck at people :3

 

granted. but they are rubbercupcakes and bounce right back in your face.

ich wish that sandals + socks will be extremely "IN" one day

 

granted, but you'll still look shitty, but atleast like everyone else...(like hipsters now do )

i - agian - wish for the girl in my sig

 

granted, but she dumps you two days later

 

totally worth it.

since you didn't make a wish it won't be granted anyway so....i wish for a lifelong supply of dr. pepper

 

That's ma man!!!

Granted, but you die on 21/12/12

I wish you a very christmas

 

Granted but his house is set on fire by white phosphorous.

I wish for a wish.

 

Great, look what you did.
I wish for a job.
(Obvious McDonald's is obvious)

 

granted but your job is to wash angela merkels undies.

i wish i could travel back in time and see the queen concert at wembley

 

Granted, but you accidaentally kill your grandfather before your father was born and you end up creating a black hole.

i wish for an idea for a tat

 

granted but the guy tattoos your cleavage just like the girl in your picture.

i wish for honey

 

Granted, but you're being followed by angry tracker-jackers that'll sting you to death.

I wish my wish isn't going to be fulfilled

 

granted, but that in itself is a wish coming true.
I wish for a pirate ship :3

 

grantet but it's a special Barbie's Pirate Adventurer Ship

i wish to marry tom jones

 

granted, but it turns out not to be the tom jones yo had in mind :3
i wish for a REAL PROPPER PIRATE SHIP

 

Granted but you get dis on yo face

I wish for chocolate.

 

I can live with that,
Granted but it contains something you are allergic to and you die,
i wish for a nice nuclear bomb for my ship :3

 

granted but it also has white phosphorous in it and explodes killing everyone.
I wish for white phosphorous on the go.
(i only just learnt white phosphorous exists so i'm making the most of it)

 

Granted but you accidentally set it off before it was ready and burnt yourself,
I wish for no more necro posts (hypocritical but meh)