Give your ass an unusual effect

https://backpack.tf/effects
for a list of the effects

This is a genius forum game I came up with after a recent conversation.
If you could give your ass an unusual effect? What effect would you pick?

I'd go with Dead Presidents as I'd have money coming out of my ass.
What would you guys pick?

 

Burning.
So I would be a walking hot piece of ass.

 

Harvest moon.

No one would come near me and respect me!

 

Anti-Freeze.

Green diarrhoea

 

Molten mallard so i can live my dream of having duck up my asshole.

 

Nuts n' Bolts because nobody wants me

 

Stare from Beyond, aka Fartcloud according to couple of traders.
I'll go with Time Warp I think.

 

After a evening of hot chili's I would go for the

Screaming tiger

 

I'd want that new one called Nebula, so I could shit galaxies, and shit.
Staying classy bois

 

Knifestorm, n-no, wAIT.

 

Since i cant participate at this game because of reasons i will just post a lame yo moma joke


Your mom would have orbiting plantes because her ass is so huge it has its own gravity field like a sun

 

Sunbeams, it would become a place where Sun actually does shine.

 

Scorching Flames. Even hotter ass.

 

such a virgin thing to say venom D: - you want ladies, or boys in some peoples cases (watson, cough cough) to get suuuper close to you.

 

Bubbles. I would be bubble butt.

 

"It's a secret to everybody."

 

I'd go for holy grail.
I'd shine some light on you

 

Skill Gotten Gains.

The name says it all.