Fun facts about yourself

If i were a girl, i wouldve said it in my application. Gee spartan. 2ez

 

at kindergarden, i used to be the cool guy slaying all Them spiders. But today, i'm like.. SHIT! And then i run like the black guy i AM.
(No, i'm serious i'm black.)

 

When i was a baby I always started crying when my brother came in the room and noone else was there, and laughed when he got yelled at :/

 

When I was a little kid in preschool, I was one day forced to wear a glittery pink shirt.

I want to find that shirt, and throw it into an incinerator and watch it burn..

 

Right alexandra. Like we didnt talk about dat.

 

Forced by whom?

 

That happened to me, doing kindergarden.

 

We did talk about it, but im 2gud. I lied! > umadbro

 

prove yourself talk to meh.

 

The answer as to who forced me to wear it?
My mother.

 

oh god, such incest much wow.

 

The adults forced me.

 

Sounds pretty sad :/

 

I have a very bad memory, for example sometimes i dont remamber my date of birth, names etc

 

I love most fruits n stuff. I also think fedoras look cool, but would never wear one.

 

I'm almost out of my childhood depression! ≧∀≦

 

I say "Good Morning" atleast 2 times a day to my parents.

 

I've sold my soul to satan, and even though the one true lord has my soul, he hasnt given me any powers.

 

I've been addicted to Pokémon for 7 years.

 

I know all 6 Regions in Pokémon.
Kanto.
Johto.
Hoenn.
Sinnoh.
Unorva.
Kalos