Fluffaluffacus' pants. True story or urban legend?

Ancient tales speak about a phenomenon called Fluffaluffacus' pants. I'm here to ask you one question, and one question only. Do you believe in Fluffaluffacus' pants? I personally am convinced it is an urban legend. No such thing can exist without the world knowing about its existance.

So, discuss. How do you feel about the pants? Share your opinions and stories here and see what other people have to say about the phenomenon that is Fluffaluffacus' pants.
This post is pure rubbish and is made due to my 100th post.

"Make a post about how much you love my pants"

 

I once met them.
I was happy coming back from school, last period was music. I was practicing to play Fur Elise on piano. The bell rang, and I ran outside the school. My mum was there to pick me up already. In the car, listening to Gangnam Style with full bass on. OP OP OP *coughcough* So as I was saying, it was a brilliant day. I come back home, exhausted after my maths test that I had earlier on. For Lunch I had BBQ Chicken Wings, yumm! Then, I go to my room to change from my uniform to my normal clothes, and then, on my PC SEAT I SEE THEM!!!! Yes, them. The Flufaluffacus pants! I was shocked, I jumped up and hit something. I fainted and my mum woke me up. When I stood up, they weren't there. I'm still scared to go to sleep...

 

I ate them.

 

They look good on my Butt Stallion.

 

<3

 

It was Sunday, it was raining so I wasn't able to go outside and play my favorite game : "Kick some asses because I want to". So I was playing some computergames, my parents were on the Star Wars convention in London. Then I saw these big, hairy, disgusting and stinky pants. I almost jizzed my pants but every kid knows when you pee in your pants they become evil and haunt at night. So i decided to stay a man. And cried for only 2 HOURS.Then I woke up and saw it, a hamburger. I was so glad to see my best friend Mike, he was invisible to everybody but me. And thats the story I met your uncle Ruffus.

To be continued...

 

LIE!

 

Forgot to mention that the pants were actually a dream soz guys i f****** up -.-