The Killing Game

Yo, peeps, this is a game a friend told me about, called 'The Killing Game', in which basically, you kill the person above you. Sort of like this:

Top person: I grab the bottles, smash them open, and make you bleed by smashing them into you. Person below have a computer.

Bottom person: Thanks for the computer. Since i can't smash it into you, i smash YOU into IT.
If you guys find it a funny idea.... Let the games begin!

User below, have a needle (or several).

 

Why thank you lad for the needle!

I'm putting a thread into it and saw your mouth onto your anus.

Person below, have a can of soup.

 

A can of soup?
Unfortunately, I'm Dic Soupcan.
I grab your limbs and rip them off and squash them. It will be a nice soup.
Here's a Plushie. :3

 

Turns out it's one of the Lyra Plushies
and it makes you commit suicide because its a pretty disgusting thing.

Here is a picture of Hitler.

 

With the picture of hitler by your side you try to start wwIII against the muslims, but one suicide bomber explodes next to you.
here have a virtual hat

 

With the virtual hat on your head you are being mocked at so you commit suicide.
Here, Have a sweetsbox

 

it's like The Crying Game, with less dick.

 

It turns out you poisoned the sweets and i feed you them in your sleep,
Here has a smg. with no ammo.

 

With only one option, I lay the gun on the ground and smack your head into it repeatedly, because life is fun.

Here, take a Frisbee.

 

Cheers for the frisbee, I take it and ram it into your mouth, causing your skull to crack in several places.

Next person, here have a sock.

 

If that's my sock, then it's filled with human semen. Wait for it for goetting hard and cut your troath with it.
A puzzle with Crash Bandicoot.

 

Cheers for the sock mate. I put it on my foot and make you sniff it to death.

Here, have a blender.

 

I took the blender, removed the plastic container and rammed the rotating plade into your gut. Life is short, I so I used a hammer for extra pressure.
Here, have some candy-floss.^^

 

I take the candy floss, eat a bit, and then brutally strangle you with it. Revenge.

Since I'm nice, have a katana.

 

Nice one, I take the Katana and - with force - ram it handle-first into your gut, then throw you against the wall blade-first to allow it to take your innards!

Here, take a shuiken shaped sponge.

 

thanks i soak it in some poison and ram it down your throat in your sleep.
Here have a toy baby.

 

Everyone knows that that toy baby was so evil it had a blade hidden inside it.
But I directly throw the toy so it goes into your precise weak spot that makes your heart collapse
Hot wheels.
Not the toy cars, wheels that just got ignited.

 

Oi, thanks lad for the amazing tires!
I take one of the tires, throw it on the ground, slam you onto it, add another one ontop of you and make you a literal "Hot Wheel Sandvich" (with heavy and pyro's approval seal)
Since I am feeling nice enough to get myself killed today:
A locked box containing something evil, with you having the key to the lock

 

Ah, awesome, upon opening the box, we find ourselves in space - me with a spacesuit on, and you without!

Your head subsequently implodes in the most pleasant manner!

Here, take a Jar of piss.

 

Just......drink that shit.
Occasionally, you'll die. Like this time. Ded.
You're lucky, dude-who-has-to-kill-me, here you go, aknife without the blade.