The Killing Game

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  1. TheJokeClown

    TheJokeClown Member

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    Yo, peeps, this is a game a friend told me about, called 'The Killing Game', in which basically, you kill the person above you. Sort of like this:

    Top person: I grab the bottles, smash them open, and make you bleed by smashing them into you. Person below have a computer.

    Bottom person: Thanks for the computer. Since i can't smash it into you, i smash YOU into IT.
    If you guys find it a funny idea.... Let the games begin!

    User below, have a needle (or several).
     
  2. Holoflash

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    Why thank you lad for the needle!

    I'm putting a thread into it and saw your mouth onto your anus.

    Person below, have a can of soup.
     
  3. Jettan's Horse

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    A can of soup?
    Unfortunately, I'm Dic Soupcan.
    I grab your limbs and rip them off and squash them. It will be a nice soup.
    Here's a Plushie. :3
     
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    Turns out it's one of the Lyra Plushies
    and it makes you commit suicide because its a pretty disgusting thing.

    Here is a picture of Hitler.
     
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  5. cheatnow

    cheatnow The desert fox Legacy Admin

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    With the picture of hitler by your side you try to start wwIII against the muslims, but one suicide bomber explodes next to you.
    here have a virtual hat
     
  6. Downie

    Downie CEO of Downcorp Retired Staff Member

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    With the virtual hat on your head you are being mocked at so you commit suicide.
    Here, Have a sweetsbox
     
  7. Neoconkers

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    it's like The Crying Game, with less dick.
     
  8. Spartan

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    It turns out you poisoned the sweets and i feed you them in your sleep,
    Here has a smg. with no ammo.
     
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    With only one option, I lay the gun on the ground and smack your head into it repeatedly, because life is fun.

    Here, take a Frisbee.
     
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    Cheers for the frisbee, I take it and ram it into your mouth, causing your skull to crack in several places.

    Next person, here have a sock.
     
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    If that's my sock, then it's filled with human semen. Wait for it for goetting hard and cut your troath with it.
    A puzzle with Crash Bandicoot.
     
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    Cheers for the sock mate. I put it on my foot and make you sniff it to death.

    Here, have a blender.
     
  13. Applejack

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    I took the blender, removed the plastic container and rammed the rotating plade into your gut. Life is short, I so I used a hammer for extra pressure.
    Here, have some candy-floss.^^
     
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    I take the candy floss, eat a bit, and then brutally strangle you with it. Revenge.

    Since I'm nice, have a katana.
     
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    Nice one, I take the Katana and - with force - ram it handle-first into your gut, then throw you against the wall blade-first to allow it to take your innards!

    Here, take a shuiken shaped sponge.
     
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    thanks i soak it in some poison and ram it down your throat in your sleep.
    Here have a toy baby.
     
  17. Jettan's Horse

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    Everyone knows that that toy baby was so evil it had a blade hidden inside it.
    But I directly throw the toy so it goes into your precise weak spot that makes your heart collapse
    Hot wheels.
    Not the toy cars, wheels that just got ignited.
     
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    Oi, thanks lad for the amazing tires!
    I take one of the tires, throw it on the ground, slam you onto it, add another one ontop of you and make you a literal "Hot Wheel Sandvich" (with heavy and pyro's approval seal)
    Since I am feeling nice enough to get myself killed today:
    A locked box containing something evil, with you having the key to the lock
     
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    Ah, awesome, upon opening the box, we find ourselves in space - me with a spacesuit on, and you without!

    Your head subsequently implodes in the most pleasant manner!

    Here, take a Jar of piss.
     
  20. Jettan's Horse

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    Just......drink that shit.
    Occasionally, you'll die. Like this time. Ded.
    You're lucky, dude-who-has-to-kill-me, here you go, aknife without the blade.
     
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