Random RL stories

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  1. Holoflash

    Holoflash Member

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    I want to hear your random stories from your real life =)
    I'll start.

    This occured sunday

    *Me texting with my best friend*
    Mum: Who you're texting with?
    me: Laura.
    mum: Is she that one with those beautiful green eyes?
    me: Yes mum.
    mum: Is she your girlfriend?
    me: Nope, she's not.
    mum: It's allright, you can tell me.
    me: No mum, she really is not!

    *dad walks in*

    dad: What's happening here?
    mum: Oh, Sjors (for the more educated people who know it's my real name) is texting with his girlfriend.
    dad: Oh yeah? Who is it? That brunette with those green eyes?
    mum: Yes, that one
    me: For the love of **** she is NOT my girlfriend!
    mum & dad: You know you can trust us, Sjors, it's okay if you don't want to make it public yet.

    *awkward silence*

    me: She's a lesbian.

    mum & dad: Oh...
     
  2. A Smashing Gent

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    well... why you not after her then?
    :p :p :p :p
     
  3. Doktor kengineer

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    >implying social lives
    Do u evn peecee gamr?

    On topic though, I got a few marks on my back which look a little like cuts, Usually and by that i should put Surprisingly i head out to the gym with 2 of my friends, When they first seen it they kept asking about it, One of them asked if it was abuse when i was a child or if i was stabbed, and the other asked if a girl did it.
    Not sure if want.
     
  4. The Golden Werewolf

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    You were far too rough with her, Ken.
     
  5. AlienMagi

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    Maybe if the thread was more specific on what kind of stories to tell, it would be easier to decide what to post. Example; "recent awkward IRL stories"

    I dont have a story to spare myself tho, sorry :p
     
  6. Jarzaplays

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    *My friend sends me a youtube link to a my little pony video*

    *I click it (didn't know what it was yet)*

    *My mom walks in*

    *Sees me watching an mlp ytp*

    *Mom tells to my brother*

    *My brother thinks I'm gay now*
     
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