Its Coming...Its Here

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  1. Fluffaluffacus

    Fluffaluffacus Member

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    "In the water of 2fort stirs something...evil. Its skin scaly. Its claws sharp. Its teeth strong. It claws into the sewers of RED, ravaging those around it.
    Its here.....Its coming. Heavy and Medic are gone. Engie and Demo were killed yesterday. Soldier went mad and blew himself up this morning. Sniper and scout went on a recon mission 2 hours ago...They aren't back yet...I heard screaming. Pyro..He checked the waters half an hour ago....His flaregun washed up with his hand still attached. I am all that is left...Its here...Its coming."

    This recording was found 3 days ago. It seems there was a creature in the waters of 2fort. We sent a team to check it out but it was all clear. Not even bodies.

    Another recording was found 1 day ago at the training site codenamed "T-r-a-d-e".

    "I don't know where it came from, I don't know what it is...but it is killing us all. It seems to be helping the BLU though. A creature created to help them? Maybe it was made to destroy red and lead BLU to victory...All I know is...God help us all...Its here...Its coming"

    We need you to investigate. It has been confirmed that this beast is attacking each day at the training site codenamed "T-r-a-d-e". Will you help us? Please...Please help us.


    REQUIRES IMMEDIATE ATTENTION:
    NEW INFORMATION! The creature...We have learned its name. It seems they call it. "Fluffaluffacus." Be weary and strong. It takes the form of any merc it wants to, dealing tons of damage to all around it.
     
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    >implying Fluff is strong
     
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    cheatnow The desert fox Legacy Admin

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    >implying fluffy is evil and has scales
     
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    >Implying Fluffy is a Underwater Scaled Hamster
     
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    Downy Retired Staff Member

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    >What are we doing here?
     
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    Jettan's Horse Member

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    >Green texting, that's what.
     
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    Downy Retired Staff Member

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    >No idea.
     
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    >Implying we suck.
     
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    Downy Retired Staff Member

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    >I still don't get what we are doing here.
     
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    >why are we using >?
     
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    cheatnow The desert fox Legacy Admin

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    >newfriends
    >summer as fuck
     
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    Downie CEO of Downcorp Retired Staff Member

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    >Because we can?
     
  14. The Golden Werewolf

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    >Fluffy is evil for not paying me 7 keys for Brutal Legend.
     
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    >just wanted to join on ze greentexting
     
  16. Fluffaluffacus

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    > Was gone for a while and could not pay werewolf, but will pay werewolf soon
    > Also this was just to say I was back.
    > -aggots
     
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    >Also this was just a way to say I was back
    Like, we didn't know. c:
     
  18. Sky

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    Aaaand broke the > line.
     
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    >Repaired it
     
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    Broke it.
     
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