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Intro about me :^)

Discussion in 'Member Introductions' started by FastaPasta, Dec 26, 2016.

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  1. FastaPasta

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    Hello reader,

    I came to FOG to read about the different things lurking around the forums. I originally came from Smexy Trading and wandered over here, reading the most bullshit excuses in "Ban Appeals", giving me a good laugh. I see a couple of faces from Smexy Trading and I hope to see you somewhere lurking around.

    Irrelevant to my introduction, I have a story that is worth your time reading (and yes you can ask questions about it). This year, I was preparing for my school excursion to the Parliament House. I use to own a butterfly knife (trainer) and always carry it on me. On the last night of preparation, I somehow threw my butterfly knife in the bag without noticing (because I'm retarded) and fell asleep, ready for tomorrow. I go to school, go in the bus and there we are, the Parliament House. Now, when I first approached the doors, a security guard asked the class to "dispose of any sharp items" (umbrellas counted as well). I didn't hand anything in, because I thought I had nothing on me, so I make my way forward through the metal detector. I was fine but my bag, not so much. The security guard on the other end asked me to "get my butterfly knife out", I paused and thought about it, and went to search my bag, only to find a butterfly knife that was just lying on its side at the bottom of the bag. I grabbed it and surrendered it towards the security guard's hand, and followed what seemed to be two custom officers from that show "Border Control". Anyways, they said if it was sharp I would be arrested (btw I'm fifthteen). My teacher soon got it, and that made it's way it the principal's hand. She said the most blatant sentence ever, "This is the blunt blade I have ever seen", I start telling her it's a trainer and she starts cutting herself with that blade to "prove" her point. So I got told to fuck off and I was never getting it back (I still haven't) and I will be receiving a punishment the following week (never did). And the next week I retained the name "Parliament Boy", (and yes my parents approve of this, they bought me it :p). Thanks for reading!
     
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    the fuck did i just read
     
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    Welcome to the forums... parliament boy :D
     
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    Fun fact, I tried importing a CSGO butterfly knife (I would tell you the website, not sure if that is advertising and against the server/forum rules), I got a message from the website (by email) that said "your butterfly knife was seized by customs", least I got my $40 back. If I see police at my house, I can assure you I will be running and jumping over fences. xD
     
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    Didnt even read it but I know you, so hello.
     
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    welcome to the forums ^^
     
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    Good evening mister i write long paragraphs to shock poor people on phones
     
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    Hello my man!
     
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    Hello smexy cutie.
     
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    Best introduction this far, welcome~
     
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    Welcome to the forums.
    You should change your name into Parliament Boy :D
     
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    I have that as a known analysis at my school, however, FastaPasta is a name I had for 3 - 4 years, I plan to keep it that way :)
     
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    Eh, welcome i guess?
     
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