She's hardly ever here but I'll throw in my congratulations for she might unexpectedly show up anyway. Happy birthday!
Jeez, I feel bad I didn't log in on my bday now, was too busy getting tattooed and drunk for a two whole weeks...
How the fuck did you manage to get drunk for two weeks? I mean unless you got a dick tattooed to your forehead after a blackout and that's what you've been trying to get rid of for two weeks.