Grant a wish

Grant someone a wish, then destroy it like this:
person 1: "I wish for a pc"

person 2: "Wish granted, but you get an apple 1"

Understood?

I wish to have n0:name powers

 

Wish granted, but you'll look like dis:

I wish for the HOUWAR

 

Wish granted, but you'll accidentally delete it.
I wish for an unusual (rly, i've been uncrating for ages)

 

Granted, but your account gets hacked and the unusual is lost.

I wish for a T.A.R.D.I.S.

 

Granted, but it's 2 feet tall.

I wish for control over technology.

 

Granted, but you life int the dark age.

I wish for the girl in my signature.

 

Granted, But it's rebecca black.

I wish for high speed internet at my parents house.

 

Granted, but it's heavily encrypted so you can't use it.

I wish for teh doom!!

 

Granted:

I wish for a Squier Vintage Modified Jaguar.

 

kinda necroposting but that is what we need!

@waffle: granted but it is a 1:87 scale model

i wish for my medigun finally reaches hale's own

 

Gonna necropost after you then.

Granted. But you traded i back and forth for fun with someone.

I wish for some nice holiday gifts.

 

granted. but your girlfriend has another view of nice and gives you crabs.

 

granted but you get a santa hat anyway,
I wish i was an epic minecraft mansion builder

 

oh shoot. i forgot to write a wish my bad. well.

granted. but you spend too much time on building and die.

i wish i'd never lose my keys.

 

Granted but you drop them in lava.

 

Granted, but your wish was erased by the silence

I wish my pc worked again.

 

Mother*

Granted, but it melts down again exactly 27 seconds later.

I wish I could have an infinite number of trains.

 

your mother gave you crabs? o.o oh boy. either you are thinking about little crabby animals or you got a whole lot to deal with in your life mate
anyway. granted but but you got crushed under the weight of the infinit amount of trains, die, and can never use them for what purpose so ever.

i wish i'd be ironman

 

It was ment as a joke to Downie for obvious reasons.
Anyway,

Granted. But the metal thingey in you chest poisons you and you become a vegetable.

I wish for an infinite amount of plush trains so I don't get crushed.