[Giveaway] 500 POSTS!

Heya!

Well as I already said I'll be giving away a few games of my choice when I reach my 500 posts.
And after deleting 20 posts to still be below 500 here I am just when summer sale started! (What a coincidence!)


The Giveaway:

The games: (Ill link the steam shoppage.. though i'ts propably down anyway.)

Since its my 500th post I'll give away 500 games! SYKE GOTCHA. only 5.

Monaco
You or you with 3 friends rob the fuck outta some rich diggers. You're a robin hood. Without the giving-money-to-the-poor thing.
I have the game too so I'll play it with you. If you want. Or not. Fuck you.
Payday meets a fucking pixelfist in the bumhole.

Braid
You don goofd? Rewind time. Neat puzzles and neat creepy pasta behind it. or whatever.
Super Mario meets Dr. Who.

FEZ
2D gone sexual aka 3D. Pretty dank puzzle game.
Slow Sonic meets LSD.

Besiege
Go ham in a sandbox medieval game. Gas the soldiers. Or burn them. I dont care. Some hilarious gifs are out there in the internet.
Minecraft meets hitler. Medieval hitler.

[SIZE=2]Risk of Rain[/SIZE]
Holy balls have i spent a bunch of time in this game. Coop. Shooty game. With randomly generated levels.
Binding of isaac meets.. uh.. counterstrike.. in 2d.


The requirements you have to meet before you to join:
*Have 20 posts here on the forums
*... thats it literally
Everyone else feel free to join. (even the big guys)


How to join:
Write something insulting towards @Darkregen in this thread. Because he'll leave anyway in August, so who cares really.
(be creative)
If you don't you voluntarily give up on the wildcard! (Of course you dont have to..)
Ill get to further info regarding the wildcard later.


Rules:
*Doubleposts don't count. If you make one I'll be so nice and not count it instead of disqualifying you.
*If you dont post an insult in your first thread it wont be counted.


How will the winners be determined:
Ill give out the games randomly via selecting a number from 2-[Max post number] and then from 1-5.
So first the person that gets a game and then the game itself.

Please make sure to add the games you already own in the post too so you dont get a duplicate!


WILDCARD:
Dark will evaluate your insults and the person that has the best insult will be able to choose a game of his choice!
Dark cant vote for himself.

End of the giveaway:
[COLOR="#99999"]1st of July[/COLOR]

 

You'll be missed, Dark.

[*]

 

I have the best insult for myself.

[video=youtube;Fz50hqWrHUY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz50hqWrHUY[/video]

 

I thought this was nothing new

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TbbvXK5QS8

For Dark.

 

down syndrome shit nig brony

thats right get burned

 

black man reporting for duty

 

I'm here to win atleast one game.
Also @Darkregen is a dirty Bordelands 2 hacker who cant beat the game without cheating.

 

@Darkregen isn't as edgy as he thinks he is.

 

Can't really be bothered thinking of anything insulting. Just pretend whatever I said was pretty insulting.

kthx

 

Nobody licks Apple's asshole deeper than Regen :^)

 

last time i came this early dark's mom got pregnant

 

memes r gay

 

Dark is the brony dlc from a barbie horse game.

 

He's not worth my time, just here for the game(s).

 

Gonna be fair and not say anthing bad about him, I'm going to list all the good things he has done:

 

Well, I'm not good with insults but I want some free stuff, so uhh Dark you're a big dumb meanie. Bet that hurt, didn't it?

 

Just fuck off.

 

Since he's been on the internet for longer than 10s he's probably immune to insults just as everyone else should be.
Also I'm not that clever.

So, Dark, please end yourself now before we have to build death camps to remove the disease you've spread across the world.
Also, I already own Banished.

 

*insert some kind of insult aimed at @A Brony and this thread about it being too hard to participate*
Can't think of something .-.