Don't you also think a group of Squids should be called a Squad?

Oh hell I forgot this exists
Excuse my joke, I'll kill myself later.

So by the title you probably got no clue whatsoever what this is supposed to be about.
Well, more and more people are getting CS:GO and when I look at some new folk I see them often turned down and getting rekt horribly by Noscope Awpers across the entirity of Dust II (since that is the only map that people play)
...
So guess what?
What?
I thought I could tell you the things I know!
And play together!
And not solo queue!
Excitement.
So take this as my invitation from me to teach your sorry ass unlike those TF2 chumps with their unusuals and lazy lackluster farmed shiny pixels!
I will also make a guide on basics because I want to shove my e-pen down every Silvers throat till they choke and throw up chunks of gold ore.
Also creating this since other thread is dead.

 

people who are new to the game want to become good, rabbie, not horrible like you B)

 

Right.
Stay on topic next time.

 

I play counter strike with a steering wheel, I guess I could play here and there.

 

I could play as well sometimes, would be a nice change of my salty IRL friends. Be aware that I do not play everyday and if I do it is 1-2 games between 7-10:30 pm GMT.

My rank is GN2,

 

This joke was on a recent 9gag post.
Really.

 

Im up for it, yeah i know. Im darkregen sick xdddd.

Nova 4 deranked from mg1.

 

Even though I'm a huge cunt, I'm also DMG. I think I have a Nova 4/MG1 smurf somewhere, and I'd be happy to carry play with you lot.

 

You once tried to carry me on gn1, you failed more than me and my mates. You cant even carry your pants properly :'C

 

That's when I was bad at the game though

 

You claimed to be good, you still do. B) Nah just joking , damien is a good lad I kinda dont hate him as much as everyone esle

 

Thanks babe