Answer the question or fill-in-the-blank

As the title says, complete the sentence or answer the question like a troll... Whoever gives the funniest response (or gets the most likes) wins a point in my scoreboard. I`ll be adding questions regularly, two days tops between each question...



#1

SCOREBOARD
@Jeroen (1)
@.rapbite (1)
@Bunnie_Lord (1)​

 

The sound of progress, my friend.

 

You wont learn about that sound until you grow older child C:

 

*critical death*

 

The sound of ban appeals

 

That sound that makes you a human being.
A gunshot.

 

The sound of unnecessary updates.

 

That was the sound
of something sweet and round,
it was the sound,
Of something that you shouldn't pound,
It was the sound,
the sound of donuts.

 

Pacman uncontrollably guzzling come.

 

The sound of roman armies, of course.

 

+1 Jeroen... dat bannhammer power <3

#2

 

The Infinite Improbability Drive, just hand over the improbability numbers and I'll fix it for you C:

 

A dirty rug.

 

a hooker

 

Hats.

 

Pizza.

 

gibus

 

Necrophilia.

 

Golden pans.

 

Oh god lol. +1

#3

Remember you guys can vote too...just hit the like button on the one you find the most funniest...