A game of jokes.

So i got bored, again. And decided to make a joke thingy, where basicly we exchance jokes and or insults, (yay)

Imma start with a insult.

You're so ugly, that when you entered a haunted house, you came out with an application.

 

What is funnier than bag full of dead babies?

Bag full of dead babies and one baby alive, eating its way out.

 

Your mom.

 

Your Downie

 

Whats red and bad for your teeth?
A brick

 

Whats worse than 10 babies in 1 trees? 1 baby in 10 trees.

 

This only workd on a bawled person, but ehh, i like what you do to your hair, oops sorry wrong person.

 

You son of a Darkregen

 

How many babies does it take to paint a house red?

Depends how hard you throw

 

Whats the best about dead baby jokes? They never get old

 

Do you guys search on google "dead baby jokes"?

 

Nah man I remamber alot, I had a friend of mine which knew tons of these jokes

btw whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? The one thing is fun to smash with a hammer, the other thing is a watermelon

 

What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion.

 

You are a failure, you're not even half the man your mother was!

 

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

I laughed so hard at this. omf.

 

What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.

 

Guys, this is an old one; I just have to post it here though since we all know we'd do the same thing.

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

 

Why did susie fell off the tree? Because she had no arms


Knock Knock. Whos there? Not susie for sure

 

Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.

 

This sounds best on swedish sadly.

Hellre en röv i poolen än en polare i röven.

"Rather an ass in the pool than a buddy in the ass"

(Polare is a slang for buddy/friend in swedish.)