Three word game!!

Since the forum is all clean now let's start a new game of..... THREE WORD GAME!!!!!!!

The rules are pretty simple.
We are going to make a story and each post only can add 3 words to the story.

Let's start with:

Once upon a

 

a nameless guy

 

and watching the

 

My Little Pony

 

Regretting every second

 

That he spent

 

watching li'l pony

 

and he cried

 

With his teddy

 

Because he thought

 

there was nothing

 

except bronies here

 

which had to

 

mess that they

 

made while they

 

were looking at

(I can see where this might go)

 

my little pony