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Gotta follow the laws of the wild

 

I'll gild this thread with my presence

 

That's gold.

 

Uhm, what's that green stuff in your bathroom? Is that mold?

 

Its so cold here in the Netherlands.
Im serious, its -4 here.

 

I can confirm. I'm going to take the bike anyways, because it's healthy! If only i could take the bus and exercise at the same time...

 

Would you mind passing the salt please

 

I don't even know why I had it, suddenly my wound is covered with salt.

 

You want to bribe me with cookies? Oh, that was expected of someone so round...

 

Pound that pussy.

 

I like the sound of that.

 

Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw!

 

Hey! That net belongs to me! I was very fond of it!

 

I couldn't imagine how long it would take to fund such a net.

 

I didn't buy it actually! It was a lucky find in the armory!

 

Thats kind of strange that you found that in the armoury

 

Come to think of it, it is! Well, i don't mind whatever it is these guards do in there..

 

Admit, you accidentally found them in a mine.

 

Fine.

 

You're walking on a thin line, think carefully what you'll say next.