Quote of the Year!

But I make far worse puns than that

 

What the fuck? Who was acting as me?

 

But he wasn't as adorable as you.

 

Which is your favorite?

 

✩Totally✩: I remember when Jaffa wasnt even admin
Starfish: Jaffa was garbage shit dick ass

venting is healthy

 

Still doesn't beat Headtricker.

 

I just, my sides


So about a certain cutie's special day


Proceeded to reply to him with this gif

Spoiler

 

ΛVΛRITIΛ: you are not trisstar, right
Starfish: no
Starfish: im starfish
Starfish:

 

"dont talk about the thing in public you twat I'll fucking murder you" - Dakte 2015

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
torsdag 3 december 2015
[FoG] Toxic: Ur 12?
Joe the Epic Gamer: uhh.. why do you ask?
[FoG] Toxic: answer
[FoG] Toxic: the
[FoG] Toxic: fucking
[FoG] Toxic: question
Joe the Epic Gamer is now Offline.
Joe the Epic Gamer is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
[FoG] Toxic: AHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAH I WAS JOKING MAN YOU TWAT
Joe the Epic Gamer: U srsly suck
[FoG] Toxic: And you swallow, Shut up


He Blocked me 20 min later

 

Phoenix wright - Tf2 justice

Festive Greenzy: wait
Festive Greenzy: htpp://www.pic-upload.de/view-29051036/proof.png.html
Meat: Dam
Meat: U almost got me
Festive Greenzy: almost?
Festive Greenzy: I got ur ass
Meat: But what is behind the black box?
Festive Greenzy: gonna sue the shit outtta u
Meat: It could be different
Festive Greenzy: fak
Meat: Checkm8
Festive Greenzy: I'll just destribe what I saw
Festive Greenzy: I the page is the same as I described
Festive Greenzy:you're fd
Meat: You could ofclicked it after I aded warnings
Meat: C:
Festive Greenzy: butt
Festive Greenzy: my lawyer is sitting right next to me
Meat: anyone can click it
Meat: And your both lairs
Festive Greenzy: ofc not
Festive Greenzy: HA
Festive Greenzy:I'll just check my browser history
Meat: And that proves?
Festive Greenzy: At what time I clicked on the page
Festive Greenzy: It proves I clicked the on the link before you changed it
Meat: But when was the screenshot taken
Meat: Zed screenshot has no proof of time
Festive Greenzy: Tse tse tse
Meat: What is this data you speak off
Festive Greenzy: properties
Festive Greenzy: of the picture
Meat: And how do we know you haven't changed the time on your computer
Meat: To fake evidence
Festive Greenzy: I don't even know how to do that
Festive Greenzy: lel
Meat: Sure
Meat: That's what they all say
Meat: And we have different time zones
Festive Greenzy: So?
Festive Greenzy: xD
Meat: ?
Festive Greenzy: The screenshot was taken shortly after I visited the page
Festive Greenzy: Ur timezones has nothing to do with that
Meat: But the page is off my profile page
Meat: Not the actual
Meat: Aid inducing page
Festive Greenzy: I copied the link and put it on my browser
Meat: And?
Festive Greenzy: wait a sex
Festive Greenzy: sec*
Festive Greenzy: My parents are annoying me af atm
Meat: then get your "lawyer" to deal with them

R.I.P Greenzy, didn't win the case to sue me

 

http://i.imgur.com/NwAEk02.png

 

Poor wolfeye

 

Pudgey: help me man
Spartan: no
Spartan: barbie loving gay noob
Spartan: Play a real game without " i just quit because im a little baby"
Spartan: >:3
Pudgey: fucking die
Pudgey: now
Spartan: mr.igaveupincsgo
Spartan: " i just quit because im a little baby,"
Pudgey: i hope you get shanked motherfucker

 

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http://files.f-o-g.eu/eb49a0

 

Credits to @spindelman98 for receiving this majestic gift.

(Reposted for the people without Discord.)

 

ShotGun_With_Pootis: i aint fat
ShotGun_With_Pootis: i just like to eat