Quote of the Year!

Dash rule #1 : Never talk about food.

22:50 - Anthelion: sind sie schwul? :O
22:51 - Under the Dash (Lucy) is now Online.
22:52 - Under the Dash (Lucy): Jaja
22:53 - Anthelion: https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/yaranaika
22:53 - Under the Dash (Lucy): U wun sum?
22:53 - Anthelion: i want something to eat
22:53 - Anthelion: but cba to go out in my car to get the candy
22:53 - Under the Dash (Lucy): Fuck you man
22:54 - Under the Dash (Lucy): Im hungry now
22:55 - Anthelion: nice
22:55 - Anthelion: what should i get
22:55 - Anthelion: cheeseburger chips vs some bakery stuff
22:56 - Under the Dash (Lucy): Fuck off
22:56 - Anthelion: no pls, what should i go get
22:56 - Anthelion: B(
22:56 - Under the Dash (Lucy): Fuck off am hungry
22:56 - Anthelion: so am i
22:57 - Under the Dash (Lucy): Am hungry cuz of you booze
22:57 - Under the Dash (Lucy): Now
22:57 - Anthelion: SO
22:58 - Anthelion: you didnt answered me
22:58 - Under the Dash (Lucy): Eat my dick
22:58 - Anthelion: #Rude
22:58 - Under the Dash (Lucy): Yes

 

[FoGA] Spartan: I wish my pc had my laptops downloads speed
[FoGA] Spartan:
[FoGA] Spartan: pc 9 mb/s laptop 14-15
[FoGA] Spartan: its like
[FoGA] Pointlessness: xd
[FoGA] Spartan: Wifi op
[FoGA] Spartan:
[FoGA] Spartan: I remember the good ol days
[FoGA] Spartan: WIFI sucks
[FoGA] Spartan:
[FoGA] Pointlessness: i remember when i had a speedtest faker
[FoGA] Pointlessness: xd
[FoGA] Spartan: LOL
[FoGA] Spartan: QOTY
[FoGA] Pointlessness: xD

 

03 November 2015
07:33 - Pudge Is Fat: Oi oi
07:34 - Pudge Is Fat: Noone else is up bro its kinda scary
07:34 - Pudge Is Fat: What was your name again "Elliott"
07:34 - Pudge Is Fat: Well Elliott we are gonna go and cause some mayhem
07:35 - Pudge Is Fat: You got my back right???
07:35 - Pudge Is Fat: Lets go man
07:35 - Pudge Is Fat: Ok first we gotta go buy a drink so lets go to aldi
07:35 - Pudge Is Fat: Then we can go to laser shooting place and rek nubs
07:36 - Pudge Is Fat: I got an inhaler if you need one I got bad asthma so ita hard to run n shit there
07:36 - Pudge Is Fat: But if you like forget yours ill bring two man dw
07:37 - Pudge Is Fat: Like the laser place in bradford I always play the guy odd job because his hitbox is smaller because well its odd job and he is a ninja
07:37 - Pudge Is Fat: I always loved a bit of bond
07:37 - Pudge Is Fat: Is spectre good?
07:37 - [FoGA] Pointlessness: xD
07:38 - Pudge Is Fat: Broooooo
07:37 - [FoGA] Pointlessness: And yes, spectre's "decent"
07:38 - Pudge Is Fat: Youre here
07:39 - Pudge Is Fat: Good good I hope Daniel Craig doesnt stop being bond he kinda makes me question my sexuality
07:39 - Pudge Is Fat: Anyhow whats with dash's pink name, is he like wanting to be female, ill ask him
07:38 - [FoGA] Pointlessness: btw
07:38 - [FoGA] Pointlessness: QOTY
07:39 - [FoGA] Pointlessness: when i get round to it
07:39 - [FoGA] Pointlessness:

 

*lucy not dash

 

Starfish: i need chales facebook
Starfish: for research
Tri | Back.: It was a joke
<later>
Tri | Back.: I already asked pudge
Tri | Back.: since
Tri | Back.: pudge is like
Tri | Back.: his bf

 

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[TD="width: 100%, align: left"]like shitty fallout[/TD]
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[TD="width: 100%, align: left"]I love Five Nights at Freddy's[/TD]
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Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: Dude
Darkregen: hi
Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: I found tights ♥
Darkregen: you fucking what
Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: you know what's even better?
Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: I'm wearing them rn
Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: ♥

 

15:40 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: I'm wearing tights ♥
15:40 - Taco: why
15:40 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: they're awesexy
15:40 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: it's like
15:40 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: when somethings awesome
15:40 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: and sexy
15:40 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: <3
15:40 - Taco: They're comfy?
15:41 - Taco: no?
15:41 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: Comfy af
15:41 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: 3
15:41 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: <3
15:41 - Taco: Alright. Thanks for sharing your experiences with tights
15:41 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: I love wearing girl things, why don't male individuals
15:41 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: wear girl things
15:41 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: for most part they're the comfiest things
15:42 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: you could get for yourself
15:42 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: I'm not even talking
15:42 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: wear it when going out
15:42 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: just when at home
15:42 - Taco: But.. I like wearing normal socks
15:42 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: imagine
15:42 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: socks
15:42 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: except lighter
15:42 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: and on all your legs
15:42 - Taco: But i have pants for that
15:44 - Taco: I mean. Socks + Pants
15:44 - Taco: You should try that out
15:44 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: I do that
15:44 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: but it's less comfy than
15:44 - Mundy BIEDOMAT.COM: no pants, just underwear + tights

 

Starfish: you havent even seen all shrek movies
Starfish: i bet
Spindel the Daytony: I have seen 1, 2, 3 and 4
Spindel the Daytony: is there more of em?
Starfish: shrek 4D
Starfish: and christmas special
Spindel the Daytony: oh god
Spindel the Daytony: the christmas special
Spindel the Daytony: im trying to forget I ever watched it

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
thekiddo: DorkerinoFapsterino
thekiddo: i have found a new Element
Darkregen: is it hentai
thekiddo: no
thekiddo: > Autismium
thekiddo: > found in the blood streams of most CS:GO players
Darkregen: nice dude
thekiddo: > Incredible powers of dropping IQ levels from 110 to 3.1
Darkregen: so how much money have you gotten right now for it
Darkregen: are you gonna weaponize it aswell
thekiddo: probably
thekiddo: first i need russians
thekiddo: to extract the autismium from their blood
Darkregen: Well, sweet bro
thekiddo: btw
thekiddo: i did a massive fail
thekiddo: > playing CS:GO Comp
thekiddo: > Ping going berzerk
Darkregen: did you show your hentai stash to your parents
thekiddo: > dafaq.exe
thekiddo: > finish game
thekiddo: > win game with ace for last round
thekiddo: > be happy af
thekiddo: > close game
thekiddo: > check uTorrent is open in taskbar
thekiddo: > look
thekiddo: > Fallout 4-RELOADED-Steam.Preload
thekiddo: > Downloading 6.3%
thekiddo: > mfw

 

I had been killing Pudge with only my melee and secondary for a good while:

21:14 - Pudge Is Fat: if i saw you irl
21:14 - Pudge Is Fat: id kick your silly face in
21:15 - .ax: <3

 

Darkregen: hey look its that ban again

 

Darkregen: Cant beat the holocaust, like can you really.
Pudge Is Fat: That was a bit random
Darkregen: Would you jerk another man off
Pudge Is Fat: meh
Pudge Is Fat: Depends if i get money
Pudge Is Fat: And how much
Darkregen: would you jerk yourself off
Darkregen: just answer the question
Pudge Is Fat: As in wanking
Pudge Is Fat: Why not?
Pudge Is Fat: If i got paid for it, it would be my job
Darkregen: That makes you a gay hypocriticisor
Pudge Is Fat: its my dick
Pudge Is Fat: so you'd gladfully wank me off as much as you would yourself
Darkregen: my point still stands
Darkregen: you div
Pudge Is Fat: m8
Pudge Is Fat: y u doin this
Darkregen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk
Darkregen: i thought you'd qoty me
Pudge Is Fat: i aint one for that tbh
Pudge Is Fat: mainly because it mentions me wanking a guy off for money
Pudge Is Fat: so no
Darkregen: alright brb

after i posted this

Pudge Is Fat: u lil rat

 

The aftermaths of opening the downie abuse thread
N0NAME ABUSE OF POWER FUCKING NERD

Darkregen: closed it again for safety reasons
Darkregen: you know
Darkregen: safety
Wolfeye: PUUUUUUSSYYYYYYYYYYY
Wolfeye: PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Darkregen: do it yourself
Darkregen: make a joke report about noname
Darkregen: fucking
Darkregen: do
Darkregen: it
Wolfeye: nah B)
Darkregen: exactly
Darkregen: pussy
Wolfeye: u wanna fite
Wolfeye: pussy vs pussy
Darkregen: yes please
Darkregen: nono
Wolfeye: Shit son sounds like a porn title right there
Darkregen: all oiled up in a pit of spaghetti
Wolfeye: A greasy sticky pile of spaghetti
Darkregen: yep
Darkregen: No meatballs
Darkregen: I hate those

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
Onsdag 25 november 2015
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[FoG] Toxic: lol
Shadow Swuft / Small Loan: wat
[FoG] Toxic: fail
[FoG] Toxic: It's supposed to say "Smoke Weed Everyday!"
Shadow Swuft / Small Loan: what about night7
[FoG] Toxic: whaat?
Shadow Swuft / Small Loan: yes
[FoG] Toxic: night 7?
Shadow Swuft / Small Loan: fnaf scrub
Shadow Swuft / Small Loan: :^)
[FoG] Toxic: Oh
Shadow Swuft / Small Loan: wat
Shadow Swuft / Small Loan: smoke weed every DAY
Shadow Swuft / Small Loan: what about NIGHT
[FoG] Toxic: Dunno
Shadow Swuft / Small Loan: rekt
[FoG] Toxic: Qoty <3
Shadow Swuft / Small Loan: WHY DO I APPEAR IN QOTY SO MUCH
Shadow Swuft / Small Loan: XD

#Scruboftheyear

 

Pudgey: IM TRYING TO FUCKING WORK
Pudgey: I GOT HALF AN HOUR LEFT
Spartan: THEN TURN OFF STEAM
Spartan: >0
Pudgey: I GOTTA GET MY WORK DONE
Pudgey: NO
Spartan: What course you studying
Pudgey: CUZ I NEED IT OPEN
Pudgey: OR I FEEL RAPED
Pudgey: GAMES DEVELOPMENT
Spartan: Ahh
Spartan: Make me a game
Spartan: k
Spartan: I want it to be pudge
Spartan: excerising
Spartan: and deit
Spartan: so hes not fat
Spartan:
Pudgey: i bet you're actually fatter than me irl
Pudgey: u fat fuk

Someones mad.

 

16:34 - Rimantoshi: so do you watch it?
16:34 - Dakte: no
16:34 - Rimantoshi: shit
16:34 - Rimantoshi: you know how to call direct hit?
16:34 - Rimantoshi: Di-rekt hit
16:34 - Rimantoshi: xD

and I deleted this person shortly afterwards

jesus