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I am

 

That feeling as Downy tells me to play these things

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Damn, I surely must have made some name for myself..

 

Reading fanfics when they take turns for the worst.

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Darkregen: i was reading a fan fic right
Darkregen: it has clop in it
Darkregen: THIS
Darkregen: HAPPENED
Darkregen: AND I AM DONE
Darkregen: His aim was poor but the sisters didn’t care; they were thrilled as they were plastered in his pearl-white goo.
Darkregen: his pearl-white goo.
Darkregen: WHAT THE FUCK
Darkregen: IS WRONG WITH THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS
Darkregen: LIKE
Darkregen: WHO THE FUCK
Lewd Jozzeh: lol!
Darkregen: THOUGHT "OH HEY LETS MAKE IT POETIC AND SAY THAT THE SPERM IS PEARL-WHITE GOO"
Darkregen: NO
Darkregen: IM FUCKING OUT
Darkregen: IM DONE
Darkregen: FUCK THIS
Darkregen: THIS FANDOM
Darkregen: IS FUCKED
Darkregen: UP
Darkregen: AND I CANT HANDLE IT
Darkregen: NO

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Darkregen: alright im done
Darkregen: im fuckign done
Apple: huh
Darkregen: this fanfic took a turn for the worst
Darkregen: theres porn in this fic right
Darkregen: as usual
Darkregen: or clop if you''d like
Darkregen: THIS
Darkregen: His aim was poor but the sisters didn’t care; they were thrilled as they were plastered in his pearl-white goo.
Darkregen: his pearl-white goo.
Darkregen: LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
Apple: haha
Apple: so poetic
Apple: x)
Darkregen: THATS SO FUCKING WRONG
Darkregen: IF I HAD A BONER IT WOULD'VE BEEN DEAD
Apple: pictures are worth a thousand words
Darkregen: his pearl-white goo.
Darkregen: I FUCKING CANT
Apple: "his spunk"
Apple: woulda worked
Darkregen: oh my god
Darkregen: thats fucking horrible
Apple: his man bazooka juice
Darkregen: OH GOD
Darkregen: MAKE IT STOP
Darkregen: IM FUCKING DYING
Apple: rip
Darkregen: SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE
Darkregen: I CANT BREATHE

 

You sure do.

 

Friend of mine reacting on my actual steam picture.

My picture:

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20:22 - Fahly: hungarian kids with xbox kinect microphones on mcdonals

 

Warlordz: are we starting on a new server
Warlordz: or continuing
[Immortal] The101scientist: nope


Warlordz: Hai, what time is manhunt?
R.E.D: What time is manhunt.
Other Blu's: What time is manhunt?
Hai n Bai: Ok.

 

Warning: Some of these links are NSFW aswell as some of the messages can be seen as racist even though they are not. Please dont ban me mom.​downie

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Silver3: lets taardDarkregen: no
You have accepted the trade request from Silver3.
Silver3: what
Darkregen: what u want nig
Silver3: Steam is down
Silver3: woohoo
Silver3: Seems like I didnt get robbed
Silver3: You good guy
Darkregen: \333
Darkregen: z4
Darkregen: <3333333333
Silver3 has changed their name to Dankie The Pooh.
Dankie The Pooh: I'm already 20% better with skins and my dong has also expanded
Darkregen: nice
Darkregen: https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/3gvdr0/psa_do_not_trade/
Dankie The Pooh: is it safe to click?
Darkregen: yes
Dankie The Pooh: So are the items missing for you?
Dankie The Pooh: https://www.reddit.com/r/drama
Dankie The Pooh: Did you receive my shit
Dankie The Pooh: Yes or nu
Darkregen: i did
Darkregen: i think
Darkregen: i'll send a scam report on you if i dont
Dankie The Pooh: Wat
Darkregen: i got my shit
Darkregen: you got lucky this time
Darkregen: punk
Dankie The Pooh: Fuckin swede
Darkregen: im danish
Darkregen: you fag
Dankie The Pooh: Fuckin dane
Darkregen: thats right
Darkregen: im fucking dan
Dankie The Pooh: Are you fucking Dan?
Darkregen: He has a really big cock, did you know that?
Dankie The Pooh: Not again
Darkregen: He gives really good rim jobs aswell
Darkregen: Great guy
Dankie The Pooh: You horsefuckers know how to ride
Darkregen: we do
Darkregen: but have you seen a horse pussy
Dankie The Pooh: No
Dankie The Pooh: Doubt I will nor ever want to
Darkregen: http://i.imgur.com/3Vy3OoD.png
Darkregen: like wow
Dankie The Pooh is now Busy.
Darkregen: Dankie The Pooh is now Busy.
Darkregen: you like what you see?
Dankie The Pooh: Fuck off
Dankie The Pooh: Ye brat
Darkregen: love you too baby
Darkregen: send me nudes pls
Dankie The Pooh: I would come up with something witty to say
Dankie The Pooh: but I got no imagination
Dankie The Pooh: so go fuck yourself
Darkregen: will do
Dankie The Pooh: I'm sure you will
Darkregen: to some
Darkregen: http://i.imgur.com/lMA2cNy.png
Dankie The Pooh is now Online.
Dankie The Pooh: I can't believe someone painted a fucking horse
Dankie The Pooh: I really hope it didn't get banged
Darkregen: it probably is
Dankie The Pooh: You're gonna come with a pic now aren't you?
Dankie The Pooh: No? Good.
Dankie The Pooh is now Away.
Darkregen: http://i.imgur.com/rP6gKrg.png
Darkregen: http://i.imgur.com/7oMgK9y.jpg
Dankie The Pooh has changed their name to Wankie The Pooh.
Wankie The Pooh is now Busy.
Darkregen: so you are wanking
Darkregen: alright
Wankie The Pooh is now Online.
Wankie The Pooh: Go away
Wankie The Pooh is now Busy.
Darkregen: Wankie The Pooh is now Busy.
Darkregen: ok
Darkregen: Wankie The Pooh is now B̶u̶s̶y̶. Wanking*
Wankie The Pooh has changed their name to Fuck off you Dane.
Fuck off you Dane is now Online.
Fuck off you Dane: Are you done yet
Darkregen: not really
Fuck off you Dane has changed their name to Dankie the Pooh.
Darkregen: im gonna put this shit on qoty btw
Darkregen: cheers
Dankie the Pooh: Cool
Dankie the Pooh: You know I staged this
Dankie the Pooh: You rob arse shit
Darkregen: nice
Darkregen: you know i have a ton of porn i can send you
Darkregen: you dipshit
Darkregen: <333
Dankie the Pooh: You know I can ignore porn
Darkregen: but you cant ignore that HOARSE PUSSAY
Dankie the Pooh: Actually I'm fairly sure I can
Darkregen: Doubt it.
Dankie the Pooh: I'll doube dare that
Darkregen: Urban Dictionary: Doube
Dankie the Pooh: double
Darkregen: too late fucker
Dankie the Pooh: Fuck off you're not black
Darkregen: i am
Darkregen: im the biggest nigger around
Darkregen: fuck the police comin' straight from the underground
Dankie the Pooh: A young nig got it bad cuz hes british
Dankie the Pooh: and a dane
Darkregen: rip
Darkregen: top kek story
Darkregen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-fFHZuIa40
Darkregen: this is me
Dankie the Pooh: You compensating for something buddy? B)
Darkregen: yeah
Darkregen: my small dick
Darkregen: i just shut you down
Darkregen: BITCH
Dankie the Pooh: K

Dankie the Pooh: Attention whore
Dankie the Pooh: You're the embodiement of 4chan
Dankie the Pooh: Jesus fucking hell

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DICEs: Ok you can send some more of that horse pussy.
DICEs has changed their name to Dankie the Pooh.
Darkregen: -NSFW LINK-
Darkregen: -NSFW LINK-
Dankie the Pooh: Theres a game about horsefucking?
Darkregen: -NSFW LINK-
Darkregen: yep
Dankie the Pooh: You need to get some hobbys
Darkregen: -NSFW LINK-
Darkregen: -NSFW LINK-
Darkregen: -NSFW LINK-
Darkregen: -NSFW LINK-
Dankie the Pooh: Its fine
Darkregen: -NSFW LINK-
Dankie the Pooh: Ill go take a shower
Darkregen: -NSFW LINK-
Darkregen: SURE
Darkregen: SURE
Darkregen: -NSFW LINK-
Dankie the Pooh: I'm gonna read a book in the shower
Darkregen: -NSFW LINK-
Darkregen: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE
Dankie the Pooh: Dont ask I do
Dankie the Pooh: Have you never covered your book in folia?
Dankie the Pooh: Your life must suck.
Darkregen: -NSFW LINK-
Darkregen: i can keep going
Dankie the Pooh: Share your porn with someone who is interested
Dankie the Pooh: because I am grossed out
Darkregen: DICEs: Ok you can send some more of that horse pussy.
Dankie the Pooh: It was a joke
Darkregen: i bet yeah
Darkregen: along with the shower
Darkregen: BUSTED
Darkregen: FUCKER
Dankie the Pooh: You want me to take pictures of my hairy ass and armpit as proof?
Darkregen: yes please
Dankie the Pooh: Get a life *throws a penny*
Darkregen: ty i am homles pls gib shues
Dankie the Pooh: I got gaming shoes
Dankie the Pooh: Yes those are a thing
Dankie the Pooh: look it up
Darkregen: i got custom wheels
Dankie the Pooh: Ill beyblade you
Dankie the Pooh is now Away.

 

[DerpSquad]Catinacup : Ur vip
[DerpSquad]Catinacup : p2w
[VIP] .ax : So?
Lil'Timmy : LOL
[VIP] .ax : xDDDDD
pro123_winner : hm
Lil'Timmy : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

so i was playing jailbreak and this guy randomly trades me....

Darkregen: Hello 1:28:10 PM
andreas added Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul 1:28:16 PM
andreas: ok 1:28:22 PM
andreas: 1:28:26 PM
andreas: 1:28:29 PM
Darkregen: I have no idea what is going on 1:28:38 PM
andreas added The Brawling Buccaneer 1:28:47 PM
andreas removed The Brawling Buccaneer 1:29:05 PM
andreas: spy 1:29:08 PM
andreas: ok 1:29:22 PM
Darkregen: whaqt 1:30:09 PM
Darkregen: what 1:30:10 PM

 

Sorry for spamming the thread, but these conversations just get too weird for me NOT to do this.

Once again, these conversation i put with a "spoiler" on it, contains either offensive or pornographic material in the links. So you have been warned about this.

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Dankie the Pooh: I'm gonna throw some dank memes at you
Darkregen: ok
Darkregen: do your worst please
Dankie the Pooh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brrfbtB4ujM
Darkregen: seen it already
Dankie the Pooh: rap battle mlg
Darkregen: i said do your worst
Darkregen: that shit is like
Dankie the Pooh: Fuck it you won
Dankie the Pooh: You're too 4chan for me
Darkregen: cheers
Dankie the Pooh: I will get back at you for what you've done
Dankie the Pooh: Just you wait
Darkregen: this pic seems appropriate for what you just said
Darkregen: http://i.imgur.com/nf3BECp.png
Dankie the Pooh: Mariuana can't metl me
Dankie the Pooh: You got a folder full of memes am i right
Darkregen: https://i.gyazo.com/1cc8d5c7cd099bab380afd3e89755214.jpg
Dankie the Pooh: It's worse then I anticipated
Darkregen: http://i.imgur.com/itzpQD7.jpg
Darkregen: http://i.imgur.com/Mqw2B9x.jpg
Dankie the Pooh: Ehhh
Dankie the Pooh: Sure
Dankie the Pooh: I wonder how you work in real life without all these memes at hand
Darkregen: https://gyazo.com/4ac3b948bbbd1bca0f08673708f4eef2
Dankie the Pooh: I imagine you taking a trip to a farm and making uncomfortable remarks about horse genitals
Darkregen: probably
Darkregen: we had biology about horses today
Darkregen: quess what i did
Dankie the Pooh: You decided to pull out your phone and blast Horse Sex
Darkregen: not really
Darkregen: just screamed "HORSE VAGINA LOOKS AMAZING"
Darkregen: And everyone turned to look at me
Darkregen: i just sat there like
Darkregen: "safe bruw"
Dankie the Pooh: Right you got an excuse when you yell random shit
Dankie the Pooh: I wonder what your friends think
Darkregen: average by my standards
Darkregen: which probably means fucked up by yours
Dankie the Pooh: I'm asian
Dankie the Pooh: I can take some nsfl
Darkregen: yeah well
Darkregen: we daily joke about raping children in a dark cellar
Darkregen: aswell and snorting coke off a prostitutes vagina
Dankie the Pooh: I make jokes about my friend who works at 7/11 and is arabian
Darkregen: To say at least.
Darkregen: Im the schools handy-man for jokes
Dankie the Pooh: 7/11 was a part time job
Darkregen: nice
Darkregen: i have a black friend who i constantly remind that he should be working on a cotton field
Darkregen: "working"
Darkregen: more like dying really
Dankie the Pooh: What does a nigga need for fighting sport?
Dankie the Pooh: No I need a nigga with sportsmansphi
Darkregen: a whip
Darkregen: oh ok
Dankie the Pooh: My class is like the most undiverse
Dankie the Pooh: We got whites
Darkregen: we dont have a jew at my school which im seriously sad about
Darkregen: i'd go make hitler jokes to him
Darkregen: or a german kid
Dankie the Pooh: I know a german kid
Dankie the Pooh: Feels awkward sometimes
Darkregen: sweet
Darkregen: heil hitler
Dankie the Pooh: I got no good german jokes tbh
Darkregen: just scream "heil hitler" at auswitch or whatever that consentration camp it called
Darkregen: is called
Darkregen: i did that once
Darkregen: got kicked the fuck out on the secound
Dankie the Pooh: my friend got half nacked in class
Dankie the Pooh: and i got proof
Dankie the Pooh: He licked everyone off
Darkregen: oh well
Darkregen: atleast he isnt as autistic as this fucker
Darkregen: http://i.4cdn.org/mlp/1439869027795.jpg
Darkregen: fyi thats me
Dankie the Pooh: uh
Dankie the Pooh: no
Dankie the Pooh: also how tall are you
Darkregen: im like
Dankie the Pooh: you look like a midget
Darkregen: 181
Darkregen: thats not me on the picture you retard
Dankie the Pooh: I know
Dankie the Pooh: Im talking about facebook
Darkregen: oh that one
Darkregen: well im 181cm
Darkregen: like
Darkregen: it only got my upper thighs on the picture
Darkregen: btw
Darkregen: got MGE
Dankie the Pooh: Cewl
Dankie the Pooh: All that inability to not carry me has led you somewhere
Darkregen: had a gamer where some fucker kept challenging me on mid on mirage
Darkregen: i killed him every time
Darkregen: so once we lost the round
Darkregen: i bought an M4 and went mid
Darkregen: the guy who kept going mid bought an awp
Darkregen: here's how it went down
Darkregen: he missed the shot
Darkregen: i shot him in the head twice with two shots and he screamed hacker
Darkregen: great times
Dankie the Pooh: I seem to get very lucky with my wallbangs lately
Darkregen: were i playing with you when i got a guy with 1 shot through a smoke
Dankie the Pooh: insanely
Darkregen: oh well we took B on inferno
Darkregen: so we smoked off CT and someone shot into the smoke
Darkregen: so i just instinctly turned around and shot into the smoke and headshot him
Darkregen: just
Darkregen: 1 tap
Dankie the Pooh: I one deaged a team
Dankie the Pooh: through
Dankie the Pooh: a guy
Dankie the Pooh: and then got kicked for team damage
Darkregen: anomaly got a 1.3 sec pistol ace
Dankie the Pooh: KNEIVE
Dankie the Pooh: KNNNNNNNNNNNNNEIVE
Dankie the Pooh: You nordic people are a weird bunch
Darkregen: well
Darkregen: i make the 1% who is actually fucked up
Dankie the Pooh: Birgirpall
Dankie the Pooh: Manliest youtubers
Dankie the Pooh: with the laugh of a 4 year old
Dankie the Pooh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alfXcbc1jlY
Dankie the Pooh: I would uprank
Dankie the Pooh: but nobody plays csgo
Dankie the Pooh: B(
Darkregen: your mom doesnt play csgo
Dankie the Pooh: I just got burned to the ground by a horsefucker
Dankie the Pooh: This hurts REALLY fucking bad
Darkregen: what is life now
Dankie the Pooh: Go play your Jailbreak

 

16:37 - maurice bolognese: no matter what u say
16:37 - maurice bolognese: banned me for killin u
16:38 - .ax: Entertaining.
16:38 - maurice bolognese: wat
16:38 - maurice bolognese: wtf i wrong with u
16:38 - maurice bolognese: *is
16:38 - maurice bolognese: are u like 60

 

This is a quote i said in some conversation when i was hanging with my lads. "It´s not gay to suck some dick once in a while." -Chipero 2014

 

18:52 - Anthelion: 2 drops
18:52 - [FoG] n0:name: fuck you


#rip

 

01.09.2015 11:30 <Ham of Rage> Gj Ham, you really can read what you do and see what you do
01.09.2015 11:30 <Ham of Rage> *facepalm* sold a key for 6.33 refined

 

This fucker.

Darkregen: So
Darkregen: Weed really fucks me up.
Wolfeye: No shit
Darkregen: Again
Wolfeye: Dark. What did you do.
Wolfeye: WHAT DID YOU DO
Wolfeye: TELL ME
Darkregen: I kinda wanked in a bush.
Darkregen: In public.
Wolfeye: You still high?
Darkregen: Im really stoned dude.
Wolfeye: For fucks sake.
Darkregen: I need help
Wolfeye: You do.

 

Anthelion: would have got myself a dragonlore
Anthelion: but none on market
Techies Or Techies: oooh m8
Techies Or Techies: Dragon lore
Anthelion: AWP | Dragon Lore - CS:GO Stash
Anthelion: my dick is hard when i see it okay
Techies Or Techies: oh lawd

 

Problem ^^ : am i pro? lol
Problem ^^ : Look at fahly