Quote of the Year!

I'm calling thread murder.

You evil bastard.

 

He pissed on an electric fence ;n;

 

Ahem..

 

It's upside down but:

[D☠Day]TEKOR XD

[D☠Day]TEKOR IM NOT

[D☠Day]TEKOR XD

[D☠Day]TEKOR I SWEAR

[FoGA] Smiley xDDD

[D☠Day]TEKOR TRUST ME

[FoGA] Smiley Omfg

[D☠Day]TEKOR XD

[D☠Day]TEKOR ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

[FoGA] Smiley xDD

[D☠Day]TEKOR SMILEY

[D☠Day]TEKOR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[D☠Day]TEKOR Yus

[D☠Day]TEKOR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[FoGA] Smiley You saved my photo?

[FoGA] Smiley Let me guess

[FoGA] Smiley x3

[D☠Day]TEKOR /bi

[D☠Day]TEKOR Turn into a gay

[D☠Day]TEKOR But please

[D☠Day]TEKOR Like, Im working my way to get a gf

[D☠Day]TEKOR /bi

[D☠Day]TEKOR Be gay

[D☠Day]TEKOR Pls

[D☠Day]TEKOR Smiley

 

@Downy
@Downie

Baiting:
New: - Using the Deathringer.

 

I just copied everything Watson gave me.

 

Duel Status - Hase
: 23
- FraX - NOYCE ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
: 9
.
[SM] FraX - NOYCE ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) has been changed to Blu to balance the teams.
The duel between Hase
and FraX - NOYCE ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
has ended, because a player has been switched to another team. A Dueling Mini-Game owned by Hase
has not been consumed.
FraX - NOYCE ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) : wot
[D☠Day]General☠Nuclear(☢) : ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
FraX - NOYCE ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) : REALLY
[VIP] Hase : What
[VIP] [FoGA] Smiley : xDDD
[VIP] Hase : Fuck this Shit
[VIP] [FoGA] Smiley : Omg xDDDDD
[VIP] Hase : Fucking Auto Balance
FraX - NOYCE ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) : k den gg

 

@Downie
19:26 - Tio José das Vacas[⇌]: Up for a talk with a stranger?
19:26 - Watson: Sup
19:26 - Tio José das Vacas[⇌]: I have a problem, I don't know if you can help...
19:28 - Watson: Hmm
19:28 - Tio José das Vacas[⇌]: I hope you can :C
19:29 - Watson: So
19:29 - Tio José das Vacas[⇌]: I have a huge penis and I'm currently dating a guy called James, however he seems a bit intimidated with my size, what should I do?
19:30 - Watson: Fuck him
19:31 - Tio José das Vacas[⇌]: OK

 

"09.03.2015 20:34 <(EvilS) Swuft> This 1 week ban means that I can live like a civilized member of the human race again!"
"(EvilS) Swuft: i miss the late night charades
(EvilS) Swuft: Le
(EvilS) Swuft: lel
(EvilS) Swuft: so there was this midget
(EvilS) Swuft: and i was like
(EvilS) Swuft: eh
(EvilS) Swuft: and he was like eh
(EvilS) Swuft: and we passed eachover
(EvilS) Swuft: wait for it
(EvilS) Swuft: on the street
(EvilS) Swuft: WOW!
(EvilS) Swuft: purple bearded black midget
(EvilS) Swuft: so rare
(EvilS) Swuft: and im like
(EvilS) Swuft: gibe de autograph b0ss
(EvilS) Swuft: hes like
(EvilS) Swuft: oh pls
(EvilS) Swuft: i already signed it c:
(EvilS) Swuft: turns out
(EvilS) Swuft: he did
(EvilS) Swuft: !
(EvilS) Swuft: im like
(EvilS) Swuft: wow
(EvilS) Swuft: thx
(EvilS) Swuft: hes like no prob
(EvilS) Swuft: then i take a second look
(EvilS) Swuft: and i realise that i am standing
(EvilS) Swuft: the person is sitting
(EvilS) Swuft: and they have a purple wig
(EvilS) Swuft: im like
(EvilS) Swuft: sheeet
(EvilS) Swuft: and i run away
[FoGA] Tranquilla: k
(EvilS) Swuft: maybe i wont find a purple midget
(EvilS) Swuft: they are VERY rare
(EvilS) Swuft: idk
(EvilS) Swuft: i could"

 

Tranquillised Bellendor: >I was only 9 years old
>I loved Downie so much, I had all the Baby Hairs and Family Photos
>I pray to Downie every night before sex, thanking him for the chode I've been given
>"Downie is love" I say; "Downie is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my obsession for Downie
>I call him a Brony
>He slaps my left breast and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my Silicone... I mean left breast hurts
>I lay in my thomas the tank engine bed and it's really cold, time to add coal to the engine
>Suddenly, a Downie is moving towards me
>It's Downie
>I am so happy, Finna bust a nut tonight!
He whispers into my ear "This is my forum."
>He grabs me with his greasy crippled gamer hands and puts me down onto my hands,knees, and elbows
>I brought protection!
>I do not use silly protection
>D: Suddenly I realised that this was a mistake
>Downie did not wait for his permission and instead proceeded to spread my cheeks
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I have to prove myself to Downie
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Downie
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Downie looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all Wotsits now."
>Downie leaves through my window
>Downie is love. Downie is life.

 

Like Always ®: Does windows have achievements?
Like Always ®: Because i was able to bluescreen on the start of the installation

[HR][/HR]

 

Guy wanted to know why it doesn't say why the items in my backpack didn't show the Community Market.
He raged.
I laughed.
Maybe I died a little bit inside but I say it's worth it.

TruckaDeero: 普遍优惠制 CATS ŒŒŒŒ: lmao
普遍优惠制 CATS ŒŒŒŒ: nothing is in my inventory
普遍优惠制 CATS ŒŒŒŒ: for csgo
You have accepted the trade request from 普遍优惠制 CATS ŒŒŒŒ.
普遍优惠制 CATS ŒŒŒŒ: show me ur tf2 items u got
普遍优惠制 CATS ŒŒŒŒ: so i can make a fair deal
TruckaDeero: you really cant be bothered to check out my whole backpack now can you?
普遍优惠制 CATS ŒŒŒŒ: it doesnt say the prices on ur backpack
普遍优惠制 CATS ŒŒŒŒ: all it says is
普遍优惠制 CATS ŒŒŒŒ: view on wikipedia
普遍优惠制 CATS ŒŒŒŒ: i already looked in ur bp
普遍优惠制 CATS ŒŒŒŒ: doesnt say the prices...........
普遍优惠制 CATS ŒŒŒŒ: just list them via fast clicking
普遍优惠制 CATS ŒŒŒŒ: u cant be bothered to put 10 things up in a trade?
普遍优惠制 CATS ŒŒŒŒ: i dont have time for ur trash
TruckaDeero: You don't know that you can only show stranges on the community market
普遍优惠制 CATS ŒŒŒŒ is now Offline.
TruckaDeero: You fucking idiot
普遍优惠制 CATS ŒŒŒŒ: go suck a dick
普遍优惠制 CATS ŒŒŒŒ is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
TruckaDeero: BWAHAHAHA

 

[VIP] Shōgun wario.bar : Go eat a bunch of fucks.

 

*Trainee* Dr.Toxic : DR PEOPLE ARE AWESOME

EDIT: This is pure gold.

Spoiler

HoovyTheMLGPro: ho trovato un BUG I found a BUG
HoovyTheMLGPro: puoi ridere anche se nn hai la taunt You can laugh even if you don't have the taunt
HoovyTheMLGPro: su TF2 On TF2
HoovyTheMLGPro is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Wario: hm?
Wario: a cosa ti riferisci? What are you talking about?
HoovyTheMLGPro: sai la taunt LA SCHADENFREUDE??? Do you know the taunt "Schadenfreude"?
Wario: sì la so Yes I know it.
Wario: allora? So?
HoovyTheMLGPro: per adesso se usi arma da mischia ti fa quella taunt For now if you use melee weapons it makes you do that taunt
Wario: stai giocando con l'ingegnere? Are you playing with the engineer?
HoovyTheMLGPro: si Yes.

 

CaptainBobbyTheOwl: [ReVi]AFKForever: just tell him that hes a fucking god damn ugly name brit that should get his racism and shove it right up to his ass
CaptainBobbyTheOwl: [ReVi]AFKForever: just do it cuz hes a fucking cint that doesnt understand fucking jokes
: [ReVi]AFKForever: 1 more favour,copy and paste this to him:U motherfucking cint im gonna fucking get u and shove my dick right in ur little tea cup u little motherfucking nonracist brit


#HATEMAIL

 

BareMinimumBandit: why the fuck does nobody have the same console
[FoGA] Taco: Don't ask me
BareMinimumBandit: i just want someone who i can reliable farm for a day straight to get my stuff ;_;
[FoGA] Taco: I'd love to, but i don't have a PS4.
[FoGA] Taco: Buy me a PS4 and then we can play :/
BareMinimumBandit: eh
BareMinimumBandit: go steal it
BareMinimumBandit: gta v thought me that much
[FoGA] Taco: Oh, GTA V heist?
[FoGA] Taco: HEIST?
[FoGA] Taco: YOU WANT ME TO HEIST IRL?
BareMinimumBandit: sure
[FoGA] Taco: I need a mask
[FoGA] Taco: I need a gun.
[FoGA] Taco: Specifacilly an assault rifle.
[FoGA] Taco: A uh
[FoGA] Taco: Mhm
BareMinimumBandit: if one think breaking bad thought me is
[FoGA] Taco: bwat
BareMinimumBandit: not usable in this situation...
[FoGA] Taco: kai
BareMinimumBandit: but hey
[FoGA] Taco: im konfus
BareMinimumBandit: go act like you got cancer and then ask the Angels Foundation for a PS4
[FoGA] Taco: Okay
BareMinimumBandit: if you're fine stealing potentional memories of already dead children
[FoGA] Taco: I am.

BareMinimumBandit: go act like you got cancer and then ask the Angels Foundation for a PS4
[FoGA] Taco: Okay
BareMinimumBandit: if you're fine stealing potentional memories of already dead children
[FoGA] Taco: I am.


BareMinimumBandit: if you're fine stealing potentional memories of already dead children

[FoGA] Taco: I am.



[FoGA] Taco: I am.

 

You forgot this, fatass.

 

Skyzate: oowee
Skyzate: OH
Skyzate: okay so
Skyzate: when you spawned the first time
Spartan: Like my char?
Skyzate: which direction did you go
Spartan: I did the quests
Spartan: dumbass
Skyzate: WHAT
Skyzate: FUCKING
Spartan: they take you here
Skyzate: QUESTS
Spartan: OMG
Spartan: you join
Spartan: get a quest
Skyzate: i fgfierogjioergje
Spartan: instantly
Spartan: wanna start a char
Spartan: with me
Skyzate: i didnt get any
Spartan: and ill show you
Skyzate: ok wait
Spartan: kk
Skyzate: imma check it out now
Spartan: il lmake a gunner
Spartan: or something
Skyzate: but uh
Spartan: Celestial hills
Skyzate: mk
Skyzate: tell me your name
Spartan: Spartandrapus
Spartan: loging in now
Skyzate: Celestial Hills - Roleplay
Skyzate: right?
Spartan: yea
Skyzate: mk
Skyzate: oh shit
Skyzate: gonna get back to there
Skyzate: wait fo me
Skyzate: like
Skyzate: 5 mins
Skyzate: lol
Spartan: kk
Spartan: i made a new char
Spartan: lol
Skyzate: im a
Spartan: hmm
Skyzate: <---
Spartan: i wonder what this massive ! means
Spartan: whatever could it mean
Skyzate: a red exclamation mark
Skyzate: could it be
Spartan: accept
Spartan: come here then
Spartan:
Skyzate: can i tp?
Spartan: no
Spartan: I will walk to you
Spartan: xD
Skyzate: y r u tiny
Spartan: trol lacount
Skyzate: so cutesy
Spartan: omg
Spartan: what could that be
Spartan: A QUEST
Spartan: omg
Skyzate: Oh.
Skyzate: oh.
Spartan: gg
Skyzate: oh..

Thats not all.

Skyzate: Okay
Skyzate: Imma be off for tonight
Skyzate: at least
Skyzate: from this game
Spartan: xD
Skyzate: 2 hours almost straight
Skyzate: 2+

2 HOURS
He spent 2 hours and did not notice the massive exclamation mark on the map.... Nor see it when you spawn directly in front of it.

 

*DEAD* CAMPER : i m leving i can t play vith suuper nooby wordens
Player Camper left the game (Disconnect by user.)

Also this:

*DEAD* rexyblade : /needadmins i pressed no buttons randomly in deathrun warden turned ff on and tried to kill me so i killed him gay admin

/needadmins gay admins

 

Kah!: I wonder..
「Sky」: dont
「Sky」: its unhealthy
Kah!: How do you do if you have pierced your dick and walk through a metal detector on am airport?
Kah!: Do you need to show it to them?