TF2 things that piss you off

Random crits, and words fail me at describing how utter shit the melee hitboxes are

 

Headshot only servers, where my Bazzar Bargin gets heads and it says "Miss".

 

'eres a good one I hope.


When you "teleport".

Basically that very annoying bug when you're moving and all out of a sudden you move back in time; resulting in you backtracking a few seconds earlier - usually putting you in a bad spot.

 

People who try to telefrag but fail badly.

 

2 words: sticky spammers

 

scouts, scouts, aaand scouts. did i mention how much i loathe scouts?

 

I already claimed that it's the "pro f2p trading community" so I'd say here that it's the lack of new things. (Not meaning hats) I mean, yeah this halloween we got literally shit. The map was glitchy, the gamemode was boring.

 

Has anyone yet mentioned about the people who follow backpack.tf like it was a religion?

 

B-b-b-b-buuuttt it isss.......

 

Pretty much everything.

 

The dev team.
The community.
The broken game.
The shoddy updates.

 

(key price is 11.66)
everyone
"Let's sell keys at 12 ref!"
(Key prices go up to 12 ref)
"Let's sell keys at 12.66!"
"It's not because of greed, it's because the ref prices are going down! I swear!"

 

People who micspam using a mic and their speakers, atleast get a program for it if you're going to micspam. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

The development team, these days (since roughly a year ago).

- They make changes or additions to the game, creating more bugs, but that's not the problem - the problem is they don't fix some of the bugs!
- They ignore the community, the major piece in the game that made it what it is today
- The recent update and lack of acknowledgement on their failure is clearly evident of the above

 

Random shits...

 

Eat less curry

 

Pyros, and here's why :

1) Flames do a ton of damage, a needlessly high amount of damage when we take into account everything else the pyro has at his disposal.
2) Airblast redirects all projectiles AND makes them do mini crit damage, plus it allows pyros to pull off flare gun/reserve shooter combos too easily. It's a huge amount of utility for just one character.
3) Afterburn, it's annoying and causes panic, plus it's a major "fuck you" to players on map with no water or health packs.

And if they're not good pyros, they're bad i. e. not extinguishing you or running w+m1ing at a sentry that's a mile away from them.
And I don't buy the "They're bad at range" argument as most TF2 maps have narrow corridors which are perfect for pyros.

 

Forgot to add a point to my original reply.

- Playing mann up with random players

I either usually end up on a team with some or all players with no tours and no experience whatsoever, a team which ends up quitting before completing the game, or a team with one or two people who think they can bully other players such as myself. Just had a bad run of luck this evening with missing two good mann up invitations (which I rarely get) by a matter of minutes, so I've decided to take a night off from Steam and have signed out :x.

 

Standard situations


Short range

You are a projectile class
You get murdered by spammed airblasts or you get lucky and blow both of you up.

You are a hitscan class
Pyro closes in on you, lights you on fire, takes moderate distance from you by airblasting and shoots your head off with any secondary but an uncharged manmelter.

You are spy / sniper
Unless the pyro has no idea about you, you're completely fucked. Your damage is nil at this range unless you get lucky headshots.


Mid range

You are a projectile class
bind h explode

You are a hitscan class
Pyro can poke you with secondary as much as you can poke him, but chances are that he's got more health than you. Otherwise, he's way faster, heavy being the only one that has more health. Closes in, flames, airblast, secondary, bye.

You are spy / sniper
A bit easier, but you have to kill him before he closes in. If you don't have pinpoint accuracy, you're dead.


Long range

You are a projectile class
H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

You are a hitscan class
Deal 3 damage.
Get hit by flare.
Deal 3 damage.
Get hit by critflare.
Die.

You are a spy/sniper
Probably the best matchup on open planes. Long corridors, they can jump and you'll deal only 50 damage. If you jump, their flare will still deal 30 / 90 damage + afterburn regardless of them hitting your little toe or your head. Yet, if you can't aim, you're dead. Worse when they powerjack.



pyro is balanced

 

Aimbotters
Blind yes-voters
Short Circuit Engineers
Machina Campers
Sticky Campers
Sentry Campers
Campers in general
Random MvM players
High Ping Kicker
Dying to taunt kill and being taunted in freezecam
Sentry nests
Votekick disabled
HL2.exe has stopped working