Learned anything today?

This is probably one of the only threads where gaming isn't the only thing involved on this forum.

So my question is, have you learned anything interesting today?
So feel free to post all of your hate below along with some interesting stuff.
Also if there is too much hate I'll just close the thread.

I learned that Wikipedia has a link in the sidebar to go a random article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

Thanks,
Point

 

Well,i have found out that i have a somewhat allergic reaction to Apples. (wut)
.....uh...yeah...

 

I've learned that astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space, because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

 

I've learned that waiting for the last day before your book report's due isn't a good idea.

 

I learned a long time ago the world is constantly changing, but today I learned that people aren't keeping up to the world because they are too afraid of changes or too stupid to understand it.

 

I've learned that Pointlessness is spamming our forums with bullshit and useless threads which take a bloody huge space from possible important threads.

 

Something about a fire exhaust safety light that broke and that they are mad at us while we didn't do anything.

 

I learned more ways of decapping people.

 

I learned about Harry Garner.

 

I learned that there are important threads on this forum

 

I learned everyone learns something new everyday except from me

 

((

I learned how to properly load an SA 80, and to attach the sling

 

I learned how sweet many of you guys are.

 

I learned how it feels to drive a nail through your hand.

Ouch man, ouch.

 

Ever felt locking wire? Damn that hurts, and apparently you need to see a doctor then.

 

I learned that being admin on JB is really weird.

I get hella reports while I'm in school and can't do anything, but when I'm home I get none, even on weekends

and

there's

so

many

damn

reports

 

I've learned that ... who am I even kidding. I didn't even go to school today, or out for that matter of fact, lmao.

 

Today I learned it's a shitty day and I just want to go home >.<

 

I learned I need advice for something...
you have experience with NAS right chick?

 

Yes I do, just ask!