If You Could Make Your Own Item...

Theoretically speaking if you could add any new item or weapon to the game, what would it be? Obviously don't say something ridiculous like a gun that has 100% crits or something.

Anyway here is my idea, I'm not sure how well it would actually work in the game but I think a primary weapon for the pyro that focused on airblasting. So left click would do a normal airblast, and right click would suck things in. So you could suck in an enemy projectile and fire it back at them, and possibly slowly suck in ammo and health packs but that might be OP, it would have to be very slow.

It's not perfect but it could be fun. Anyone else have any ideas?

(PS: very sorry if this thread already exists somewhere here)

 

Also the sucking thins in with the flametrower won't work with the lag compensation/prediction engine.
I'm going for A fox suit so I could honor my steam name

 

a dildo bat

 

Doesn't the fish satisfy you?

 

I don't like using fishes as dildos.

 

I'll actually make something like Bread Bite, but with wolf heads instead :3

 

Putting it in a spoiler since I feel like a nice guy today.

Spoiler

Well yeah, what were you thinking?

 

Freeze Gun.

 

Nice model, what are the stats on that beaut?

 

Oh ok, we don't need a dildo bat.

we need a meme launcher

 

memes.exe

Alright, if I had to make a weapon, probably a minigun with

+15% more accuracy

+No ramp-up time

+10% more damage

-35% longer spin-up time

-20% movement speed when spinned-up.

 

*$-400,000/p 12 seconds.

I haven't got much more to contribute to this thread.

 

No Idea. xD

 

A Banana for Heavy,

HP Regeneration for 7 seconds (15 HP)