Quote of the Year!

This was when i wanted a Dog.

Me: Mom?
Mom: Yes?
Me: Can we have a dog?
Mom: OVER MY DEAD BODY

 

Can arrange time for it, if you got the cash.

 

"I think you'd be fine as I trust Spartan's judgement." #Trusted .

 

yuusha : to your info i dont get angry when i die
yuusha : and im better then half of the server

*a bit later*
yuusha : you just a pro


And then.

*hiss and this guy discussing stuff*
yuusha : oh also i saw some onme whit all gold profesional killstreak whut a burningg

[bragging intensifies]

 

.. (have you seen the name of the thread? What you posted ain't a quote. If you feel like posting in the thread again; make it an actual quote.)

 

Yeah so, I was minding my business, when the Bossman came in and this is what happened:

[FoG] n0:name: Vodka is interestinz
[FoG]Fin-Odin.: Never tought to have this message from you D
[FoG]Fin-Odin.: But yeah, Vodka is totally interesting!
[FoG] n0:name: Drnk luke fuck
[FoG]Fin-Odin.: xD
[FoG]Fin-Odin.: This is going to the Quotes of the Year Boss
[FoG] n0:name: Lwl fzq
[FoG]Fin-Odin.: Posted B)

[FoG] n0:name is now Online.
[FoG]Fin-Odin.: So, How has been the trip? ^^
[FoG] n0:name: Not yez bavk
[FoG]Fin-Odin.: Yeah, I know you arent back yet, but how has it been so far?
[FoG] n0:name: Drunky gud
[FoG]Fin-Odin.: Well, that is how trips abroad are supposed to go, Respect!
[FoG]Fin-Odin.: You should drink more ^^
[FoG] n0:name: Doinf tonorw
[FoG]Fin-Odin.: Going to Norway or Going to tomorrow?
[FoG] n0:name: Latt
[FoG]Fin-Odin.: Sad, It would be awesome if you'd wake up in Norway
[FoG] n0:name: Slepung nowp
[FoG]Fin-Odin.: Good Night! ^^

 

Oh god, this reminders me alo--
I MEAN. Uh, the-he-he...

 

The shit you find on Damiens profile:


You know what you touhou loli fucking cuntberry? I am done with your assfrog hacks. I have reported you to my local authorities. Using hacks to bully me is highly illegal and I strongly recommend that you fucking periwinkle your cheating ass somewhere else but not on my internet. I am going to fucking report you on steam, buttplankton. You'll be vac banned before I even get a chance to giggle. No that is not because I am slow. You're fucking done, faggot. Your hacking career is over like your prescription for Viagra. Eat a cunt sandwich.

 

The shit you find at zefeels profile

Hey, about that problem you were telling me about. Hemorrhoids are vascular structures in the anal canal which help with stool control. They become pathological or piles when swollen or inflamed. In their physiological state, they act as a cushion composed of arterio-venous channels and connective tissue. The symptoms of pathological hemorrhoids depend on the type present. Internal hemorrhoids usually present with painless rectal bleeding while external hemorrhoids may produce few symptoms or if thrombosed significant pain and swelling in the area of the anus. Many people incorrectly refer to any symptom occurring around the anal-rectal area as "hemorrhoids" and serious causes of the symptoms should be ruled out. While the exact cause of hemorrhoids remains unknown, a number of factors which increase intra-abdominal pressure, in particular constipation, are believed to play a role in their development. Hope it gets better soon, bro.

 

"You will fuck yourself over harder than a hedgehog performing autofellatio backwards."

-Me, one day on Dark RP on Garry's Mod.


Edit:

Also
JAPONESINODAVID: AT LEAST I KNOW GRAMMAR

 

10Denny: hey 16:34:48
10Denny: can i pleaseee see that breads 16:34:53
Downy: Hi. 16:34:54
Downy: I don't have any bread. 16:35:02
Downy: Just the bread that comes out of the teleporter 16:35:08
10Denny: wats that? 16:35:20
10Denny: can u give it to me pls 16:35:29
10Denny: it can make my profit really good 16:35:50
10Denny: pls 16:35:54

 

[FoG] Taco: KRIZIE EES PLAEING TEE EEEF TOOO

 

People cant handle my swag. B)

 

Kritzie send me dis

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
Fluttershy: I hope you agree that the exchange of an application because all I wanted was one of those hats.
Fluttershy: I sent a message to the exchange offer is also
Fluttershy: hi pls accept the trade
Fluttershy: offer
Fluttershy: pls ))
Fluttershy: please
[FoG] Anthelion: no
Fluttershy: but you have lot of unsual
Fluttershy: please give 1 for this items
Fluttershy: my knife is over 2 key
[FoG] Anthelion: no, read up about prices and trade before you offer. would help ypu
[FoG] Anthelion: you
[FoG] Anthelion: *
Fluttershy: okay
Fluttershy: but i ver
Fluttershy: y
Fluttershy: need unsual
Fluttershy: my friend is joking me becas e i haven t got unsual
Fluttershy: *because
Fluttershy: sorry bad english
Fluttershy: please
Fluttershy: ;(
[FoG] Anthelion: no, my items are firm in price, begging wont help you at all. Now go learn how to trade and stop making yourself a laugh by offering low.
Fluttershy: okay but i have 5 hat more and okay?


He offered whole his bp, which was nothing. lol

 

13:57 - Watson: Hey
13:57 - :Kaya:Toast:: hi
13:57 - :Kaya:Toast:: do you still have the ralxo taunt
13:57 - Watson: Yup
13:57 - :Kaya:Toast:: level 100?
13:57 - Watson: Yup
13:57 - :Kaya:Toast:: could you give me a minute
13:57 - :Kaya:Toast:: wanna ask my parents permission to buy keys
13:57 - :Kaya:Toast:: give me a minute
13:57 - Watson: Sure
13:58 - :Kaya:Toast:: 5 mins my dad is showering
13:58 - :Kaya:Toast:: sorry



Moooooooommmm, Can I buy keys so I can give them to a random dude on the internet so I get a taunt that I can showoff to other random people on the internet?
Sure honey.

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
[FoG] Taco: Ey
[FoG] Taco: y u call my nigga a selfish fuk?
[FoG] Taco: ey
[FoG] Taco: u dere?
[FoG] Taco: White pony with blue hear?
[FoG] Taco: andgunnar glasses
[FoG] Taco: and some weird ass headphones
[FoG] Taco: u fuk
[FoG] Taco: where r u
[FoG] Taco: i'll find u
[FoG] Taco: and i will raip you
[FoG] Taco: prepare ur horsebutt
[FoG] Taco: *squezes in*
[FoG] Taco: AAOUH
[FoG] Taco: YOUR BUTT IS SO AMAZING
[FoG] Taco: OMG
[FoG] Taco: SO MANY HORSES
[FoG] Taco: AND WEIRD ASS HEADPHONES
Speary~: niga for the last time I DONT GIVE OUT FREE FRIED CHICKEN
[FoG] Taco: WHERE ARE MY SUCKS?
[FoG] Taco: NINNA
[FoG] Taco: WHERE ARE MY SOCKS
[FoG] Taco: NINNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[FoG] Taco: FFS
[FoG] Taco: MENTAL BITCH
[FoG] Taco: ARGH
[FoG] Taco: I GIVE UP
[FoG] Taco: FUK U
[FoG] Taco: >:C
[FoG] Taco: omg idiot
[FoG] Taco: go die in a eloh

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
Plixal: Hey there
[FoG] Anthelion: hi
Plixal: im interested in your conga taunt
[FoG] Anthelion: got the pure?
Plixal: 50/50
[FoG] Anthelion: only taking pures :/
Plixal had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
Plixal: Fine, dont even take a look at my offer
Plixal: cya
Plixal is now Offline.


I have listed some of the new taunts on OP, stated that I only take PURES.

 

*After he invited me to play for the 3rd time in 30 minutes after telling him that I am really busy*

Never tell your password to anyone.
Sonntag, 22. Juni 2014
Under the Dash: I swear to christ if you invite me to play once more today i will go to your small russia and tear you apart
PutinSuperiorPower: xD
PutinSuperiorPower: why
Under the Dash: Need to get some weird stuff done for school
Under the Dash: and its such a huge amout of bullshit i need to put into this that i cry everytime i just put my eyelight on this disrespectful piece of crap
PutinSuperiorPower: Still
PutinSuperiorPower: doto
PutinSuperiorPower: iz gud
Under the Dash: yeah dota is great
PutinSuperiorPower: U gona play tonight doe ?
Under the Dash: nah