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So yeah, some random guy added me. This what i got out of it.

Never tell your password to anyone.
[FoG] Anthelion # Kummisetä: hello
█๖ۣۜShaman█: hey
█๖ۣۜShaman█: can i overpay for some goldpaint
█๖ۣۜShaman█: btw i read ur post
█๖ۣۜShaman█: but im depprite
█๖ۣۜShaman█: desprite
[FoG] Anthelion # Kummisetä: only taking metal/keys :/
█๖ۣۜShaman█: please man i have 1 ref a 2.33 hat and some weps
[FoG] Anthelion # Kummisetä: no
█๖ۣۜShaman█: dude come on give me a hand.
[FoG] Anthelion # Kummisetä: begging = good bye
█๖ۣۜShaman█ is now Offline.
█๖ۣۜShaman█: i hate bad traders.
█๖ۣۜShaman█ is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
[FoG] Anthelion # Kummisetä: its not bad when i dont want to resell your items. YOU instead could go and trade the stuff into metal. and me a bad trader? my bp>your bp
█๖ۣۜShaman█: what ever xD
█๖ۣۜShaman█: dude
█๖ۣۜShaman█: ive got 3 ref
█๖ۣۜShaman█: can u trade meh
█๖ۣۜShaman█ did not respond to the trade request.
█๖ۣۜShaman█ did not respond to the trade request.

I lol'd. because he never accepted trade afterwards.

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I have had worse than that...
Offering me 22 keys for my noh mercy and saying they are overpaying.

 

I literally got an Entire text document of crap like that.

Here's a few neat ones:

WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: hey
Dr. Richtofen: Hey
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: hey
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: cab u get some botkillers?
Dr. Richtofen: Hm?
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: lol
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: trade botkillers?
You have accepted the trade request from [WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies.
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: can i see em/
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: ?
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: ok
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: 1.33 ref each?
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: thats worth 1-2 keys

(The thing he's saying is worth 1 - 2 keys is actually just a normal pair of Digit's for scout)

[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: u can check if u want
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: but
Dr. Richtofen: the wrench has a S.part so it's about 2 refined
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: ok
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: because we are friends
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: i will charge u only 1 key
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: so
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: can i get....
Dr. Richtofen: I already got the digit divulger
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: oh
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: yeah
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: but u can sell it for 2 keys
Dr. Richtofen: Considering it's worth 1.66 - 2 refined
Dr. Richtofen: no i couldn't
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: here
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: il give u the link
Dr. Richtofen: i already got it
Dr. Richtofen: Digit Divulger - backpack.tf
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: as you can seee that is th prices of backpack.tf
Dr. Richtofen: Yeah, the site many people use as a guide, including Bazaar.tf
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: ok
[WDZ] Bboyjj Loves Cookies: what if i get the metal and kindly show you that i got a key
Dr. Richtofen: Go for it.


Another good example as to why Paint trading sucks bollocks:
SlappeR: hi
Kengineer: Hey
SlappeR: are you selling that tato?
Kengineer: Sure
SlappeR: how much?
SlappeR: /
SlappeR: :/
Kengineer: Uhh one second
SlappeR: okay
Kengineer: The champ stamp?
SlappeR: yes:/
SlappeR: i hope its dont cost alot :/
SlappeR is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Kengineer: About 4 refined
SlappeR: really:/
SlappeR: i think its cost 2ref...
Kengineer: It's painted
SlappeR: so?
SlappeR: can u take it off?
Kengineer: Yeah, But i'm not going to
SlappeR: oh... but you sure are verry rich :/
Kengineer: And
SlappeR: why can u do that for me? :/
Kengineer: Well i'm kind of busy, so no sorry
SlappeR: okay

This guy added me for no reason.

Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: hey
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: guy
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: you is in pc?
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: hello?
Kengineer: What
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: i am a friend of fox ok?
Kengineer: Uhhh, Nameless fox?
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: ss
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: yes yees
Kengineer: Well friend isn't a term i'd use, I don't really know him
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: guy i ieed your help
Kengineer: Uhhh okay?
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: have a game i wish for my live for play you can give this game the price is 3 or 2 i no remember
Kengineer: uhhh
Kengineer: I might need elaboration
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: ??
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: the name of the game is serious sam 3 you can give me ;-;
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: pls
Kengineer: Uhhh, I'd rather not
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: pls
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: this game
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: for me is m
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: my life
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: Serious Sam 3: BFE on Steam
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: lok
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: look
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™: yoou look?
Kengineer: As much as i'd like to buy it you considering I have no idea who you are, how you found me or why I actually accepted you. you're on your own pal
Kengineer: Laters
Mr.GriFon Arco Iris ™ is now Offline.

And the best is this one:

Papa Heavy: hi, are you still buying the hornblower
Kengineer: Depends how much for
Papa Heavy: funny gif btw, 2 and maybe a little change
Kengineer: 2?
Papa Heavy: yea you said lower tf prices
Kengineer: eitherway i don't have any keys on me sorry
Papa Heavy: uh you made that post 8 minutes ago and you dont have any of the metal to back it up?
Papa Heavy: i guess you should take it down?
Kengineer: You know it autobumps right
Kengineer: And i'm trying sell stuff to get metal
Papa Heavy: well either way that post might need some changing. cya
Kengineer: Thats why i ask people to post instead of adding me, so i can get back to them when i get metal
Papa Heavy is now Offline.

This guy left '-rep' on my account so I did so to him aswell for not listening to me and adding me on a trade which said "Don't add me" and he flipped shit, he literally wrote and entire paragraph on my page about me "being a little bitch" for giving him -rep, because we all know it's important.

Tl;Dr: People are laughably moronic.

 

Well, I'd like to post something, however, I never traded something worth more than 3ref.

 

fog | xxsam: Hi 21:31:15
HIDDEN: UNUSUAL 21:31:19
HIDDEN added Steam Trading Card Beta 21:31:25
HIDDEN: FOR THIS 21:31:29
fog | xxsam: lol 21:31:35
HIDDEN: WHAT? 21:31:41
fog | xxsam: Shittest offer 2013 21:31:57

 

Don't have the chat anymore, but some guy was recently asking me to buy Poker Night 2 for him, then he gave some TF2 items which weren't near the price. I lol'd hard

 

"U r 1 cheeky cunt m8 i swer i wil rek u i swer on me mums lyf" - Damiensdk

 

This got me.

 

barret400: I hear you sell your shotgun soldier
[FoG] Cheese Pyro: No?
barret400: and your sleeve sharp
[FoG] Cheese Pyro: No
[FoG] Cheese Pyro: Who told you?
barret400: everyone knows it is easy and not a hack you put see player profile off the things you have and exits if it is interchangeable or not
barret400 is now playing Team Fortre

 

"I've seen enough pony genitalia in my life. It just doesn't scare me anymore." - Damiensdk

 

"I am a brony" - Damiensdk

 

Battle-hardened from being smacked in the face by pony endowments.

 

"I'm not gay but £20 is £20"

 

Mr.Toasty Soldier: i am poor kid give me 1 free hat plss i am too poor 22:01:27
Mr.Toasty Soldier: ;( 22:01:30
Mr.Toasty Soldier: pls 22:01:45

 

I could write down thousands of these kinda trades, lemme just be on the server for an hour or such

 

[AL] OmegaMaleX : "Sell Strange Diamondback for 5.55 Ref" (Normal price is under 0.66.)

 

layne: hi 18:07:39
fog | xxsam: hi 18:07:43
layne: i give you reclaimed metal you give me unusal 18:08:11
fog | xxsam: let see it 18:08:25
You added Unusual Well-Rounded Rifleman 18:08:28
You added Unusual Swagman's Swatter 18:08:28
layne added Reclaimed Metal 18:08:28
You added Unusual Defiant Spartan 18:08:29
You added Unusual Stout Shako 18:08:29
You added Unusual Safe'n'Sound 18:08:30
fog | xxsam: No, you fucking retard. 18:08:50
layne removed Reclaimed Metal 18:08:54
layne: ok
18:09:00

 

Playful cannibal: Hi 13:54:04
Playful cannibal: I want the 3 unusuals. 13:54:09
You added Unusual Towering Pillar of Hats 13:54:19
You added Unusual Well-Rounded Rifleman 13:54:19
You added Unusual Safe'n'Sound 13:54:20
Playful cannibal: I'll give you a very fine offer 13:54:38
Playful cannibal added The Shortstop 13:54:42
Playful cannibal added Crit-a-Cola 13:54:43
Playful cannibal is ready 13:54:44
Playful cannibal: ... 13:55:26
fog | xxsam: Nice joke 13:55:26
Playful cannibal: You there ? 13:55:29
Playful cannibal: Umm,im not joking 13:55:35
Playful cannibal: This is my ACTUAL offer 13:55:40
fog | xxsam: Retarded sharker 13:55:47
Playful cannibal: Im waiting.. 13:56:47
fog | xxsam: 6 buds pure for all 3 13:56:52

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
[FoG] Anthelion # Kummisetä: u add ?
[MaBro]㋡FunFace㋡: yeah i just like so much stuff in your bp
[MaBro]㋡FunFace㋡: tf2
[MaBro]㋡FunFace㋡: but hey we can be friends ass well
[MaBro]㋡FunFace㋡ is now Offline.

 

I remember him, ragequitting because I beat him on a duel on trade. Stupendous days.