The Killing Game

Thank you. Imma just place it in your mouth so you can't eat. And you starve.
Person below, have a frikkin' pillow.

 

Thanks for the pillow, lad.

I grab all the little wool inside it, it happens you, are, somehow, alergic to it. Your alergy puts your nostrils clogged in such a way you can't breathe. Oh, i also grabben my extra saw and cut your mouth.

Here, have Jerry The Slime (CaptainSparklez' slime).

 

Thanks for ze slime.
I will take it and shove it all up in your mouth. The jelliness will clog everything.

Here guy below. Have the person's remains.

 

Why, Thankya!

I'll take those and wrap their entrails around your neck, and subsequently hang you with them... How classic!

Here, take a toothpick.

 

Thanks lad! I of course use the toothpick to poke massive amounts of holes into your body untill you bleed to death and then i throw your body away
Person below gets an army of retarted sheep.

 

takes the gag ball and rams it straight into your throat stopping you breathing and suffocating you immediately
I laught and lece nothing but a pile of dust behind

 

Gag-ball is on the previous page lel.

Anyways imma just throw that dust into your eyes so you'll be blind and won't see that I break your neck.
Person below, have a scotch tape.

 

I'll pawn the scotch tape and get a RPG to blow you up.

Person below have Sky.

 

I'll drug him and order him to break your spine. Now you are dead. Thanks, Sky!
Person below, have a friggin' keypad.

 

I grab the keypad and grab a Gatling Gun...
I use the program 'KillLunatic-Potato'
Yer' dead!

Person below, have a n0name

 

What have I done while I was out?

Anyways, I'll force him to permaban you from life.
Person below, have a headphones.

 

I'll put music so loud your head will explode. Person below have another Sky.

 

Puts Sky in your face, and you are allergic to ponys. You die. I also gave him sleep drugz, since he loves drugs.

Person below, have a coin.

 

guddamnit stahp using meh

Ur allergic to coins, cus I said so, fucker.
Person below, have this video

RESPECT DA PONIES! DON'T USE THEM IN DA KILLING GAMES!

 

Thanks for the tape, i show a Altiar it and he assassinates you because of the anger and rage he felt, person below have his head which has be cleanly cut off.

 

I take the unused army of retarded sheep, and rally them with the head as I throw it at you.

You get rabies and slowly shit yourself to death.

Person below can take this dust of tiny metal shards.

 

You do realise that post was not the last o.o
Either way thanks for the metal shards, I'll just cut you with them.
Person below HAVE ANOTHER SKY.

 

Imma use my hand to break your neck.
Person below have a bottle of water.

Wait. STOP IT

 

I'll poison that water and give it to you.
Person below, I have a couple of more Skys so here ya go!

 

Thank you, it seemed the last one got lost, but he got his head cut off again and then i wanted to thank you in person by catapulting the head over your castle and causing a plague that kills you. Here have the castles trebuchet