The Killing Game

I pick up this arrow I find and see a guy walking down the street. It just happens to be you. I sneak behind him and stick the arrow into his ear. While you lie on the floor, rolling around in agonizing pain, I take it out and proceed so stab you repeatedly in the stomach. As you're dying I leave a box with a lamp inside it next to your body.

 

Takes the lamo and rams it through you skull, splitting it and pouring your brain onto the floor.
I'll leave that for the next person!

 

i take the brain fill it with poison and make you eat it in front of your loved ones or they would have to eat it themselves. I think you had a blunt knife on your body..

 

I'll take the knife out of my body, i then fly up to space, take a dump, put the knife in the dump and throw it back towards earth impaling you.
Next person gets the poo knife

 

I happend to found a knife dipped into poo.
I found a guy and apparently he can't help the smell poo hold and he dies of it.
Next one can use his nose.

 

Guys, can we keep this to normal stuff? Like house-hold items? It's just going nuts. XD

 

I give the nose as payment to some Male 'Call Men' who in return fist you to death.
Here's a tuff of grass.

 

Thanks for the tuff of grass, i poison the grass and feed it to your cow which you then kill yourself with the same poison out of sorrow, i think he left the glass bottle in his hand...

 

Thank you for the bottle, Sparta dude. I fill it up with a mix of poisonous (Not sure if that's well written) Iced Tea and Koka-Kola. You eventually drink it, and die from the poisoning.

Person below, have Gordon Freeman (I'd like to see 'tis little guy being used...).

 

Thanks for Gordon I of course steal all his weapons and shoot you into a corpse full of holes.

Person below, have a huge 25 cm horse dildo with razor blades glued to it... Just return it after you're done, it's mine

 

Uhhh, tnx i think
As beating you with a dildo is too common, I shove it up your ass, which makes you bleed internally. The dong feels wonderfull, the blades don't. You die in pleasure heaven while blood is dripping out of your ass.

Person below, You have a Sasha.

 

since when do horses have dildos they don't even have opposable thumbs

 

Since fuck you

 

Thanks for Sasha, wild creature!
I anger Sasha while it is pointed at you, making her spin around and around. I throw a stun and flash grenade, fill Sasha's barrels with Nuclear missiles (8 barrels i think). You get up from being stunned, and i fire it. You try to run away, but they follow you. Ihehhehhe. G'night, Pikachu.

I search your body and i find a Guitar Hero V drumstick. Wish i had one, i need an extra drumstick. Meh, not useful.

 

Thanks for the drumstick, i just happened to be walking by you when you were going home, you looked like an easy prey so i jumped you and shoved the drumstick with great force down your throat, you die.
Have his spine.

 

I use his spine to mine a concrete block, which then falls on you. You're instantly flattened, like a coin.

While I walk down, I notice a rug on the floor. Have it

 

Why thanks for the rug, I'll mangle you in it and squize you untill you die.

Oh, person below, HERE HAVE MONEY, but you saw nothing I did to Bunnie.

 

Yeah, i am rich! Now i can buy a giant death machine that will... force you to watch the worst TV series untill you commit suicide.
Person below, i'll give you a chocolate bar.

 

Fuck this, it's hard. Imma rip out your chest, grab your heart, and replace it with the chocolate bar. You know u can't live with a chocolate heart. So, ded.
Person below me, have a hair gel.

 

Thanks for the gel, now I can kill with style.

I put the gel in my hair and model it like a unicorn horn. The gel hardens until it's as hard as diamond, after which I stab the horn through your eye. Surprise

Person below, have a gag-ball