yes yes I know, its late. Sunday was busy af and I completely forgot about it because of it. but, i highly doubt any of you care so lets just jump right into it. Pineapple on pizza. The spawn of satan or the jewels of heaven? btw. if you don't know whats going on, i'm basically going to try to make a poll question every week @ Sunday ~12 midnight PST. I'm only really doing this to get to know the F-o-G community with small questions like these. but, like this thread, some polls can and probably will be delayed due to unspecified reasons. Spoiler
I mean its not disgusting with pineapple on pizza but its also nothing I would pick whenever I go to an pizza restaurant. If anchovy can be on a pizza so can pineapple.
Personally i'm not a fan but the whole "pineapple pizza is le satan ecs dee" is a just a shit meme. If you want to make fun of meals turducken exists. It's a chicken stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside a turkey i mean that's just evil:
Pineapple on pizza? Dear God NO! Also I think you should make a question once every two weeks/month as not to get tired or run out of questions too fast :3
Hear me out: The problem is not the pineapple,it's the pizza. When it comes to pineapple on pizza most think about that godawful Hawaiian pizza with those inch thick pineapple rings on top,with the non existent and flavourless ham, that cheap unidentifiable cheese drenched in that slimy pineapple juice. The flavours don't go together and the whole pizza taste more like a dessert from all this sweet stuff,the pineapple overpowers everything else,the structure is just plain stupid. Big no-no. But let's say you have some smoked pulled pork, BBQ sauce, jalapéno, different cheeses like iunno maybe like mozzarella and blue cheese/camembert. This is already delicious in its own right but it's on the bitter and salty side. NOW add sauteed pineapple cubes (or even thin slices if you want a bit more sweetness to it) and BAMM! a fingerlicking experience. The pineapple won't be in the spotlight,it will bring out the other flavours. Gives some nice texture to the whole meal,not just the saucey meat fibers throughout the whole thing. The sweetness helps with the heat from the pepper,the smokey bitterness from the pork, and the general saltiness of the pizza. Pineapple has a place on the pizza,but it needs to be the right pizza. TL;DR: I'm hungry.
It's disgusting and I don't like it but if you personally enjoy eating it then I won't stop you. Tuna is still my go to for pizza though. Oh, I also want to point out that banana, mozzarella and cinnamon pizza is a thing. Haven't tried it but it sounds even more disgusting and I don't know how people come up with such combos.