DOGS OR CATS

Egoistic? My cat always brings us a nice present on our doormat every morning! I mean have you ever seen the stomach of a dead rat? Thought so. Also, how can you say no to this?

 

Family has dogs,everytime they see me they act like jesus christ came down from heaven.Even when i go " You two little rats,would you kindly fuck OFF!?" they wag their tails,running up n down, barking up the neighborhood.No matter how much I act cold towards them they just looove me.
When I yell at my cat she will try to avoid me for a few hours.Using the spray bottle will result in a night or even the day without a cat.

I get the feeling the cat could "leave me" if she didnt love me.
The dogs just try to get themselves into my heart by being 11/10 happy when they see me and offer every belly rub in the world. Grow some spine dogs.

 

I would say no when she scratches me in the eye after touching her belly/tail.

 

Dogs better < 3

 

dont necropost kthx