Sakura Santa raffle.

Probably a meme by now edition.

Anyway, so because i promised @Enstage to post something on /r/roastme and i didnt, here it (KINDA) is.

The person the come up with the most hillarious/mean/roasty insult on me wins this game, keep in mind that you may only post once and your post can only contain 1 joke, not multiple. The raffle will end on the 24th, around afternoon.

i'll disqualify you if you do this shit

Good luck, and above all.

Anime tits~

 

I approve.

But god damn it must've been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket....

BONUS INSULT:
You're dumb enough, that if you fell into a barrel of tits, you'd come out sucking your thumb.

 

You like horsepussy.

Sorry.. I'm a nice guy generally..
bitch

 

Darkregen liking anime tits?

Aren't you a brony; aren't you supposed to be all into them horse tits down under? Like that blue mane milk mare?
Fucking casual

 

Whoever is willing to fuck you is just too lazy to jerk off.

 

The reason that you're single is that your expectations are too high. You should be aiming for someone without a pulse.

 

"Darkregen"

 

When you were born, the police arrested your dad, the doctor slapped your mom, animal control euthanized your brother, and A&E made a documentary that saved your life.



Like, look at you.

 

You're fat.

 

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent and cultured.


comedy central roasting sessions 2.0

 

Jozzeh always wins, everybody knows this regardless of what game you're doing

 

Out of all the things I can say while I'm furiously typing on a blackboard with chalk attached to a baby seals forehead leaving a hole the size of your dick behind.
I will say this.
You're an absolute monstrosity pretending you don't care what people think about you, but then, when the shit gets flung at the fan at mach 3 you act your delicate flower.
You "The Pillar of the Community" have made as much impact as a mosquito trying to fuck a whale's clit in this community, as in your life.
The amount of excuses you have made is equal to the amounts of wasted good spermcells your drunk father shot into his sister at the supermarket.
You, my friend are not even worth an abortion, you should've been kept in a zoo for misfits.
You're a mistake FAGGOT.
So for my actual joke then, you abortion.

You my friend, are the best, saddest joke I could find.
Go fuck yourself in one of the three holes you possess.
And I'm not even sure I would even want the game from you since I have enough self respect to place myself higher than whereever you belong in the food chain.
Go choke on a fat stick of coal dumbass.

 

Brilliant.

 

I wish

Shame that it's several insults bunched together. It was kinda funny.

 

Ahh shit, you got a point.

Good luck lads

 

Im extending the time to the evening today, since im not at my computer due to celebrating christmas with my family.

Also one note, currently only two people have a shot at this. And poly isnt a part of this due to multiple insults where i said only one pr. Post.

 

this is what happens when you press random on the character creation menu

 

Its ok Darkregen. Don't mind these haters. I still like you

 

So, gratz @Jozan for winning the game, the rest were basically unoriginal or just plain bad, like the genius "Darkregen" insult that is basically a meme now.

I'll be sending you the game.