Fun facts about yourself

I like beer.

 

Dayum dat fact doe.

 

i double as ruby's grill

 

I find alcohol disgusting, I don't know how people can drink that crap.

 

My eyes can burn people so i wear a pyromancers mask

 

I've imagined what life would be if I dated a person, for every girl I've ever met.

 

I get addicted to forums fairly easily... Yep, I know right?

 

I like twiglets but not marmite.
I like onion rings but not onions in other stuff.

 

I apparently flirt subconsciously without knowing about it.
At least what I was told..

 

I HATE with an extra huge capital on every letter, if people are smoking next to me.

 

Apparently, the people from my other community call me a fake turkish man (am turkish obviously) because I never ever did Shisha, so theres that lads, next time you see me you know what to call me.

 

I have a scar on my forehead due to a freak accident with a tractor.

 

I AM derpy

 

I have a scar on my left toe that I got when a transformer plug fell on it and split it open.

 

You can be pretty suductive at times

 

Also, I used to have a lisp.

 

I nearly electrocuted myself at ages 3, 4, 7, 10, 11 and 13.

Whenever there's Ecchi around, I feel more inclined to hug than to fug.

The first time I've ever watched a v-novel, it was a hentai one. I came for the hentai and I stayed for the story, which actually left me in tears at the end.

I break my headset when I get angry.

I once broke my monitor out of rage.

 

My brother and I do not share the same mother.

 

I want a zombie apocolypse to happen.

 

My cat often ruins my game as she lies down on my keyboard ;-;