Seriously sounds like you don't give a shit about your cat being dead.. Spoiler You probably faked it, but meh.
Oh for fuck sake, could you just leave him alone instead of making such a big deal about it. If you dont like him then you should invite him to a fight.
Sucks. I have pets, but only fish, so you really don't get any emotional attachment to them. Once they die, ya just flush 'em down the toilet. Sorry for your loss.