Quote of the Year!

Do not look up what he sent me, its a gif and there's some plants and then there are some ripped up penises and buckets of piss coming out of anuses.

It's kinda like the stuff in Encyclopedia Dramatica in the "Did you find this offensive?" section.

 

What one of my friends said last night, when we were out.
If you click it, and have a weak stomach ... well ... i don't recommend it.

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Me: So what now?
Her: you know, when my niagra falls of blood or satans sacrifice material is over, we can go swimming in the ocean.
Me: huh?!
Her: I'm on my period.
Me: Really ...? Satans sacrifice material?
Her: Yeah you know, blood, satan, all that jazz. And did you know you can fart with your vagina?
Me: TMI!! Rooney you're making me sick.
Her: You're welcome.
Then she nudges me and before i know it she slaps my butt, and runs away laughing like a hyena.

why
do
i
even
care¨
about
my
friends.. idek wat to do anymoar

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
28.juli 2014
[FoGA] Taco.: Yes?
icecubeNN: hi
[FoGA] Taco.: Why did you add me?
icecubeNN: can i buy uor steam profil?
[FoGA] Taco.: Why?
icecubeNN: cus i wont to play guns of icarus
[FoGA] Taco.: Well, how much do you want to buy my steam account for?
icecubeNN: 7$
[FoGA]Taco.: Fuck off.
icecubeNN: fuck you black faggut
[FoGA] Taco.: Bye!
icecubeNN: fuck your mum
icecubeNN is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

 

So, this guy randomly added me.

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22:55 - [FoGA]Of Skrillmau5 & Men: Why are you adding me?
22:55 - dubz: i am in your clan
22:56 - [FoGA]Of Skrillmau5 & Men: And?
22:56 - dubz: when do we have a clan battle
22:56 - [FoGA]Of Skrillmau5 & Men: wat
22:57 - dubz: you have to put your clan name then put your name right
22:57 - dubz: so your to post to put fog then your name
22:57 - [FoGA]Of Skrillmau5 & Men: I have no idea what the hell you are talking about
22:57 - dubz: why is your name foga
22:58 - [FoGA]Of Skrillmau5 & Men: because I am an admin?
22:58 - [FoG]dubz: do we have clan battle
22:58 - [FoGA]Of Skrillmau5 & Men: Never heard of that.
22:58 - [FoG]dubz: so can i put my name fog
22:59 - [FoGA]Of Skrillmau5 & Men: You are allowed to do that
22:59 - [FoGA]Of Skrillmau5 & Men: as long as it's not [FoGA]
22:59 - [FoG]dubz: whats a clan for
22:59 - [FoGA]Of Skrillmau5 & Men: nothing?
22:59 - [FoGA]Of Skrillmau5 & Men: It's just a community...
22:59 - [FoG]dubz: what team are you i am in your sever
22:59 - [FoGA]Of Skrillmau5 & Men: Blue?
23:00 - [FoG]dubz: i am on red
23:00 - [FoGA]Of Skrillmau5 & Men: okay

What's a clan war?

 

GhostSniper_LP: hi 08:56:00
[FoGA] Scrubtan: heya 08:56:00
[FoGA] Scrubtan: i guess ur interested in the pistol 08:56:10
GhostSniper_LP: this pistol 08:56:12
You added Strange Pistol 08:56:17
GhostSniper_LP added The Air Strike 08:56:17
GhostSniper_LP added The Jag 08:56:25
GhostSniper_LP added The Shortstop 08:56:27
GhostSniper_LP added The Red-Tape Recorder 08:56:31
GhostSniper_LP added The Gunboats 08:56:32
GhostSniper_LP added The Equalizer 08:56:33
GhostSniper_LP: can be ? 08:56:40

 

22:56 - fog | xxsam: Hi, why the add?
22:56 - Fleudeu: im add
22:56 - Fleudeu: because
22:57 - Fleudeu: im see shred aleri in
22:57 - Fleudeu: in oyur outpost
22:57 - Fleudeu: do u sell
22:57 - fog | xxsam: No, I just listed on outpost to say to the world I have a Shred Alert
22:57 - fog | xxsam: what do you think.
22:57 - Fleudeu: yes
22:57 - Fleudeu: you have
22:57 - Fleudeu: shred alert
22:57 - Fleudeu: and
22:57 - Fleudeu: im buy this for you
22:57 - Fleudeu: do u sell me
22:57 - Fleudeu: this taunt
22:58 - fog | xxsam: whats your offer then.....
22:58 - fog | xxsam: nothing?
22:58 - Fleudeu is now Offline. <- he removes me
22:59 - Fleudeu is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
22:59 - fog | xxsam: lol.

 

20:26 - Cytrus1337/#Game Gift to trade: Can u play with me de_dust map ?
20:27 - Cytrus1337/#Game Gift to trade: Join me if you want it
20:27 - Cytrus1337/#Game Gift to trade: ok?
20:27 - Cytrus1337/#Game Gift to trade: uNREAL?
20:26 - Unreal: yea?
20:28 - Cytrus1337/#Game Gift to trade: Can you join me

Sigh.

 

no comment

 

Well, that's a valid reason for a ban.

 

Anthelion said you need a quote to post here. Anyway i rememer this as it were yesterday, oh wait it were.

I were playing on Trade/Idle with @Jozzeh and some dude came on and sprayed a "anti brony" spray. So he proceded to say that every brony is a faggot for watching ze show, i cant remeber the whole thing. So he basicly said every brony and the whole community are faggots. Gg no re.

 

ATENTTION: Irony, only valid for girls with at least a z-cup or guys with at least a 2 metre scholong... (meaning only princess or n0name will understand it )

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well, not that im saying we could've used an admin on orange or something like that... besides the spray there wasn't any spawncamping...
or that my admin apllication was closed prematurely, because i didn't play at weeknights... maybe because i had to work or something...

 

It's not because of spawncamping.
It's because Hitler stuff or anything Nazi isn't allowed.

 

as i said... only for princess and n0name...
it's nice to be correct though xD

 

17:40 - Mundy The Blaze dank[FoG]: Hey maan
17:40 - Mundy The Blaze dank[FoG]: ye kinda like
17:40 - Mundy The Blaze dank[FoG]: added me
17:41 - Topbeel Wan™: only couse i like tour photo '-'
17:41 - Topbeel Wan™: youre*

 

EVERY NIGHT ON TS

<01:53:16> "meme man": hi
<01:53:20> "meme man": do you like the meme??
<01:53:23> "Darkregen": yesd
<01:53:24> "Darkregen": yes
<01:53:27> "Darkregen": memes r cul
<01:53:30> "meme man": ok faggot
<01:53:37> "Darkregen": omg u wot
<01:53:40> "Darkregen": damien stop that
<01:53:42> "Darkregen": i dont like it
<01:53:52> "Damiensdk":
<01:53:54> "Damiensdk": oh
<01:53:57> "Damiensdk": Ｍｙ ａｎｕｓ ｉｓ ｂｌｅｅｄｉｎｇ
<01:54:01> "Darkregen": k
<01:54:04> "Damiensdk":
<01:54:04> "Darkregen": needed to hear that
<01:54:06> "Damiensdk": shit
<01:54:07> "Damiensdk": but really
<01:54:09> "Damiensdk": my anus is bleeding
<01:54:09> "Darkregen": now i can mastrubate to it
<01:54:25> "Darkregen": probally
<01:54:38> "Damiensdk": hi guys
<01:54:40> "Damiensdk": im not recording
<01:54:42> "Darkregen": hi youtube
<01:54:44> "Darkregen": B)
<01:54:49> "Damiensdk": im not recording ok
<01:54:52> "Damiensdk": you can't tell
<01:54:54> "Darkregen": oh
<01:54:56> "Darkregen": sorry
<01:54:59> "Damiensdk": now
<01:55:03> "Damiensdk": say how much you hate america
<01:55:14> "Darkregen": america is fucking stupid
<01:55:17> "Darkregen": fuill of fat kids
<01:55:17> "Damiensdk": no
<01:55:20> "Damiensdk": down the mic you sperglord
<01:55:26> "Darkregen": no
<01:55:28> "Darkregen": never
<01:55:29> "Damiensdk": pussy
<01:55:46> "Damiensdk": wow you sound autistic
<01:56:06> "Damiensdk": how high on the autism spectrum are you
<01:56:16> "Damiensdk": noice
<01:56:30> "Damiensdk": im not recording lads
<01:56:38> "Damiensdk": say secrets
<01:56:42> "Damiensdk": about how much you hate things
<01:56:53> "Damiensdk": I could follow you recording and you would never say a thing again
<01:57:12> "Damiensdk": reported
<01:57:12> "Damiensdk": hf
<01:57:13> "Damiensdk": gf
<01:57:15> "Damiensdk": gg
<01:57:44> "Damiensdk": ~ｓｈｉｔｔｅｒｓ ｄｏｗｎ~
<01:58:11> "Darkregen": im litterally crying
<01:58:14> "Damiensdk": why
<01:58:24> "Damiensdk": did you get merked
<01:58:26> "Darkregen": so fucking funny
<01:58:27> "Darkregen": omg
<01:58:31> "Darkregen": too many alchohols
<01:58:33> "Princess": trying to set it up
<01:58:36> "Damiensdk": ANGELA MERKELED
<01:58:40> "Damiensdk": MERKED KID
<01:58:44> "Princess": its being a fucktard
<01:58:44> "Darkregen": STOP IT
<01:58:48> "Darkregen": YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE
<01:58:55> "Princess": ok so my mics plugged in
<01:58:58> "Princess": but wont work
<01:59:01> "Princess": do i have permissions to talk?
<01:59:03> "Damiensdk": merked
<01:59:10> "Darkregen": ye
<01:59:10> "Damiensdk": are you sure it isn't on push to talk or something
<01:59:14> "Princess": tried
<01:59:17> "Darkregen": check your settings
<01:59:23> "Darkregen": if its push to talk
<01:59:37> "Princess": speaking but no responses...
<01:59:44> "Darkregen": check yer settings
<01:59:48> "Darkregen": then options
<01:59:49> "Darkregen": then voice
<01:59:55> "Darkregen": and set it to voice thingy
<01:59:56> "Damiensdk": merked
<01:59:57> "Princess": http://puu.sh/aC9P0/bdbc858667.png
<02:00:12> "Darkregen": lolwot
<02:00:18> "Damiensdk": push to talk is the best
<02:00:20> "Damiensdk": just use that
<02:00:29> "Darkregen": could be your mic
<02:00:38> "Princess": lemme have a look
<02:00:47> "Damiensdk": regen
<02:00:49> "Damiensdk": unmute yoself
<02:00:49> "Darkregen": wot
<02:00:51> "Darkregen": no
<02:00:54> "Princess": brb looking
<02:00:57> "Darkregen": im still laughing
<02:00:59> "Damiensdk": before I angela MERK you
<02:01:04> "Darkregen": OMG
<02:01:05> "Darkregen": STOP IT
<02:01:09> "Darkregen": MAKING IT WORSE
<02:01:25> "Damiensdk": ~ m e r k e d ~
<02:01:33> "Princess": still not working
<02:01:35> "Darkregen": ;-;
<02:01:41> "Darkregen": check yer mic m8
<02:01:45> "Princess": trying ffs
<02:01:50> "Darkregen": IS IT OFF
<02:02:05> "Princess": nu
<02:03:19> "Princess": still not working ffs
<02:03:20> "Princess": brb
<02:03:25> "Damiensdk": regen
<02:03:27> "Damiensdk": i will merk you
<02:03:32> "Darkregen": no
<02:03:32> "Darkregen": pls
<02:04:44> "Princess": still not working?!
<02:05:06> "Damiensdk": regen is getting merked
<02:05:17> "Princess": wont let me still xD
<02:05:54> "Damiensdk": sick wobs
<02:06:39> "Princess": only because trying to set up
<02:06:44> "Princess": I can hear myself through the mic
<02:06:52> "Princess": but it wont detect i have a mic plugged in?#
<02:07:05> "Princess": it was working 10 mins ago
<02:07:21> "Princess": i think i have permissions
<02:07:27> "Princess": it just wont work
<02:07:34> "Darkregen": try joining another channel
<02:07:35> "Darkregen": i unno
<02:07:40> "Princess": k
<02:08:21> "Princess": right going to find another mic
<02:08:27> "Princess": #angryprincess
<02:12:18> "Princess": still not working
<02:12:21> "Princess": u fucking kidding me
<02:12:27> "Damiensdk": puush again?
<02:12:52> "Damiensdk": maybe change the capture mode to your mic
<02:12:54> "Princess": http://puu.sh/aCaD3/a31002709e.png
<02:12:56> "Damiensdk": because it could be trying something else
<02:13:01> "Princess": done that
<02:13:04> "Princess": tried two mics
<02:13:38> "Damiensdk": uh
<02:14:06> "Damiensdk": And the test works fine?
<02:14:20> "Darkregen": sure you're not using stereomix instead of microphone in your computer settings?
<02:14:27> "Princess": positive
<02:14:29> "Darkregen": k
<02:14:32> "Princess": test doesnt work
<02:14:56> "Damiensdk": Can I get a puush of your capture devices? or is that a bit "private" or something
<02:15:21> "Princess": one sec
<02:15:26> "Princess": now my sound isnt working
<02:15:27> "Darkregen": ohohoho B))
<02:15:27> "Princess": FUCK YOU
<02:15:38> "Damiensdk": ayyy
<02:16:32> "Damiensdk": ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<02:16:57> "Princess": why is my sound broken!?
<02:17:00> "Princess": aghhhhhhhh
<02:17:07> "Damiensdk": have you tried turning your pc off and on yet
<02:17:08> "Darkregen": #restartthecomputer
<02:17:30> "Princess": doing it
<02:17:33> "Princess": brb
<02:17:36> "Darkregen": k
<02:17:58> "Damiensdk": say what
<02:18:42> You poked "Damiensdk" with message: hey fuck off
<02:18:45> You poked "Damiensdk".
<02:18:46> You poked "Damiensdk".
<02:18:47> You poked "Damiensdk".
<02:18:47> "Damiensdk" pokes you
<02:18:48> "Damiensdk" pokes you
<02:18:49> You poked "Damiensdk".
<02:18:49> "Damiensdk" pokes you
<02:18:50> You poked "Damiensdk".
<02:18:51> You poked "Damiensdk".
<02:18:52> Action currently not possible due to spam protection. Please wait a few seconds and try again.
<02:18:53> Action currently not possible due to spam protection. Please wait a few seconds and try again.
<02:18:56> "Damiensdk" pokes you
<02:18:57> "Damiensdk" pokes you
<02:18:59> "Damiensdk" pokes you
<02:19:00> "Damiensdk" pokes you
<02:19:01> "Damiensdk" pokes you
<02:19:05> You poked "The12hunter21".
<02:19:06> Action currently not possible due to spam protection. Please wait a few seconds and try again.
<02:19:10> Action currently not possible due to spam protection. Please wait a few seconds and try again.
<02:19:20> You poked "The12hunter21".
<02:19:24> You poked "The12hunter21".
<02:19:25> Action currently not possible due to spam protection. Please wait a few seconds and try again.
<02:19:33> "Damiensdk" pokes you: can i poke your butte~
<02:19:50> "Damiensdk": Can I poke your butte~~~~~~~~~~
<02:19:56> "Darkregen": B))
<02:20:09> "Damiensdk": ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<02:20:18> "Darkregen": ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<02:20:22> "Damiensdk": i want to feel dark regen's bute
<02:20:26> "Darkregen": B)
<02:20:49> "Damiensdk,": im damine
<02:20:57> "Damiensdk,": i like penis and large black males
<02:20:58> "Damiensdk": i want to poke you in the butt regen
<02:21:06> "Damiensdk,": im damien
<02:21:12> "Damiensdk,": i like penis and large black men
<02:21:13> "Damiensdk": no
<02:21:18> "Damiensdk": i want to poke you hard in the anus
<02:21:19> "Damiensdk,": yes i am
<02:21:20> "Damiensdk": I want to fingerbang you
<02:21:26> "Damiensdk,": thats fucking gay
<02:21:32> "Damiensdk": finger guns
<02:21:34> "Damiensdk": bang bang
<02:21:38> "Damiensdk": in your ANUS
<02:21:43> "Darkregen":
<02:21:43> "Darkregen":
<02:21:44> "Darkregen":
<02:21:44> "Darkregen":
<02:21:44> "Darkregen":
<02:21:47> "Damiensdk": I want to fingerbang you
<02:22:08> "Darkregen": sure you do
<02:22:13> "Darkregen": fucking terrorist
<02:22:19> "Damiensdk":
<02:22:21> "Damiensdk": oh
<02:22:23> "Darkregen": ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<02:23:09> "Damiensdk": i want to insert my thumb deep into your anus

 

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DAMIEN 101

<04:19:21> "Darkregen": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAm_1PGWfrE
<04:19:56> "Damiensdk": https://twitter.com/DaveTheCoolBear/status/495755238834733056 reminder to follow for ZANY TWEETS
<04:19:58> "Damiensdk": what
<04:20:04> "Damiensdk": No
<04:20:07> "Damiensdk": too laye
<04:20:11> "Damiensdk": late
<04:20:12> "Damiensdk": People sleeping
<04:20:15> "Damiensdk": lads sleeping
<04:20:21> "Damiensdk": no
<04:20:24> "Damiensdk": i wish
<04:20:45> "[Tom] Tom": you would totally finger them in their sleep
<04:20:50> "Damiensdk": My mum?
<04:20:52> "Damiensdk": fucking hell
<04:21:12> "Damiensdk": I wouldn't fingerbang my mum
<04:21:42> "Darkregen": http://i.imgur.com/MZ4bUPS.png
<04:21:59> "Damiensdk": leicesta lads
<04:22:12> "Damiensdk": LEICESTER LADS
<04:22:13> "Damiensdk": GET ON IT
<04:22:36> "Da Bacon": http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/040/5/d/bf3__u_wot_m8_by_plzexplode-d5ubr62.png
<04:22:51> "Da Bacon": Yeah
<04:22:56> "Damiensdk": im off anyway
<04:22:58> "Damiensdk": it's late
<04:23:00> "Damiensdk": cya, nerds.
<04:23:11> "Damiensdk": I better not see that thing about my mum in the quote thread
<04:23:15> "Da Bacon": http://global3.memecdn.com/uwotm8_o_2399487.jpg

<04:25:51> "Da Bacon": Just dont
<04:26:04> "[Tom] Tom": Did you srsly look up goatse
<04:26:08> "[Tom] Tom": ph god
<04:26:15> "Darkregen": Damiens mom is a cookie maker
<04:26:16> "Da Bacon": No I know it already
<04:26:25> "Darkregen": damiens mom is a nerd
<04:26:31> "Darkregen": she bakes cookies all day
<04:26:31> "[Tom] Tom": hunter
<04:26:32> "Darkregen": lol rekt
<04:26:33> "[Tom] Tom": goatse