Fun facts about yourself

Bunnie, Downy or n0:name please close.

 

Oh, ok then.

My middle name is Muhammed.

 

I hate pizza


cum at me.

So I could post on the rate the person above you thread?

 

Fact: Someone sliced my chest with a piece of glass.

 

I almost cut my fingers off, when I was doing a sandwich for myself as a 8 year old.

 

well you do live in Wales 8)

 

omg fuck off you tea sipping scon eating football loving motherfucker

 

I once chased someone with a knife.

 

I (not even) once got chased with a knife ;-;

 

well you live in england 8)

 

IT'S MERASMUS!



...HE'S REVIVING THREADS...



...AGAIN!​

 

I bit someones back during 1st grade.
My friend Sebastian was getting pulled while laying on the Ground by Dilara, he then yelled "Help" While laughing i tried to take her arm away from sebastian which didn't work and Then, yeh. I bite her.

 

I almost strangled someone to death once...

 

This Friday, I got into a fight with someone at school with my friend. We were talking about stuff, when we saw this guy which insulted us like crazy a few days before. We came up to him, and he was with friends.

One of his friends came up to my friend and punched him. My friend in a silly voice said: "Sir, that is not polite. Sir please apologize right now! Sir!" and then I went up to the guy that hit my friend and I started talking quickly to him in Spanish, so he couldn't understand.

He eventually got pissed at me, and he started twisting my arm. With my other arm, I started hitting him on the head, till he grabbed it. There was a wall nearby, so I smashed him into it and started laughing. My friend said "Sir, I challenge you to a duel, of the finest kind!", the guy said "No, I don't wanna do a dick sucking contest.

I said: "He wouldn't challenge you to something you're that good at."

Most people around us said. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!"

And then the guy replied: "Neither would I"

And then some older students came and split us up.


T'was a fun day.

 

I haven't seen my dad for almost 2 years.
I barely remember his face.

 

Noname, can you start handling bans to these necroes?

 

Lel, not even a bad necro, this one dude @Pointlessness necroed a year old post and right after that @DarkRegen necroed 2 years old post

 

Does not matter, necroing is forbidden.

 

Let me quote n0name