The Killing Game

EDIT: goddamn you wandolf.

i'll revive him as a zombie and make him eat yo balls that you faint in the pain then he eats yo brain.
Next person have a storm lighter.

 

I set your frilly pink training bra on fire with it and watch you burn to death.

Next guy have a watch

 

Sorry for reviving again.. I AM BORED!!!

Why thank you.
Now i can smash the glass and take the long arrow out and stab you with it.

Next Guy/Gurl Have a PS3.

 

As I said before, you'll probably get a ban if you continue to do this, please stop.

 

I grab PS3 and invite you to play a game. In the middle of playing I secretly message the president of Chad and tell him to get the bombs ready. The president of Chad lies to me and uses the bombs for something that he wasn't supposed to. He ate them. After that, I switch your phone for another phone that has something special on it. A camera. After doing that you thank me, and then I grab the PS3 and smash your skull in. I call my friend with the phone i gave you and he disposed of your body some place nobody would ever find it.

(Too long?)

Guy below me has a Nokia 3310

 

Die, stop reviving threads ffs.

 

Thanks for the nokia, I take it and smash Darkregen's brains with it. I think I dropped his eyeball.

 

Too many necromancers around.

 

That is not how you play the game, so I pick up the eyeball and shove it down into your throat where you choke to death, I think i left his car keys on the floor.

 

K

I use the key to open your head and eat your brain.
There's still some brain in there That's filled with history.

 

I used the remaining brain in your dinner and you find out you ate human brain and go berserk with cannibalism and get shot in the face by the police 2 days later... I think you dropped a kitchen knife.

 

Well i already ate brains, but K.
I'll stab u.
A Wild STARAPTOR appeared!

 

pls gais, stahp revivin' le ded theds

 

I didn´t revive it, spartan did.

 

I killed the necroposters via chainsaw

 

With the chainsaw you dropped on the floor I take it, turn it on and kill all of the shitposters above leaving only their middle fingers behind.

 

stahp. You are playing with yourself (thats what she said)

 

I pick up the middle fingers and put them in Spartan's ass, which causes constipation and eventually he dies of too much shit.
I think there was a toilet seat somewhere around here.

 

I crack open ur cranium with the toilet seat, and i´ll eat your brain.
A Wild STARAPTOR Appeared! (google starapator and catch it, then make it use close combat on me)

 

picked up the staraptor, used its peak to poke your eyes out and after that I let it loose to eat your heart.
I guess I saw a earthworm somewhere on the ground.