Fun facts about yourself

I used to practice Taekwondo. In every competition that I attended, I came in second place. It annoyed me so much I finally quit xD

 

I've never broken a bone, and have never had any hallucinations :/

 

This is how i laugh in TF2 on trade servers
[video=youtube;EffPnse4WQs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EffPnse4WQs[/video]

 

Ohai.
Sad facts: Dicks
Fun facts: People say I have a very soothing voice when I'm calm. I have a very high-pitched laugh. I'm Bi (inb4 faggot). DOWNY OWES ME A BUD. I play guitar, drums, bass, piano, accordion, harmonica, ukulele, mandolin and more stuff. And I sing.
Kthxbai

 

But but but but faggot ;-;

 

1. I'm allergic to pineapple :c
2. I'm currently eating a potnoodle
3. I was very high this weekend

 

Scroll down and see what you said there

 

You win this time.

 

I was top ranked in a match on a valve server, while playing spoi :3

 

Hmhm

 

I made a Deviant Art account just to laugh at this sort of stuff.

Also one time at my University there was some guy from South Africa who thinks it's okay to hit girls, and after hours I was helping move some text books n' other shit into a new room and I seen him threatening his girlfriend because she refused to give him oral. (Disclaimer, if you're below the age of twelve don't google that. Google Spongebob instead) So when I was finished I waited for him to leave and I kicked his shit in.

I actually kind of felt bad about it, He's one of those guys who thinks wearing a fedora as 'casual wear' is cool.

And I got about 115 friends on steam but only talk to about 3 of them :I

 

Is there a problem officer?

 

I lol'd so hard at Downy's answer

 

The cringe THE CRINGE.

 

I liek dis tread

 

My name actually origins from my love about circus and joke-related stuff. I've been to all the circus events in Portugal since i'm 5, and i've always loved it. As i stated above, i love jokes (yes that's a 'thing'), so i typed Joke. Since i'm just so tired of seeing clowns, i just typed Clown on my name. I thought JokeClown wasn't very good, so i just added The to my name.

Also, i also have another 3 names, 1 of them origins from the youtuber Etalyx, which i thought he always said E-u-tah-lyx. So i typed Eutalyx just so i could prank some people on steam, so my steam name is Eutalyx, but i figured out it was Etalyx and got dissapointed, but kept it. Another one called Vindictus, doesn't come from the game, but from a Harry Potter Name Gener. Last one, Livius is what i call a family name, which my brother used on Sims Social, so i created one as well, with Vindictus Livius and him being Hexxme Livius.

 

My name actually origins from my love about circus and joke-related stuff. I've been to all the circus events in Portugal since i'm 5, and i've always loved it. As i stated above, i love jokes (yes that's a 'thing'), so i typed Joke. Since i'm just so tired of seeing clowns, i just typed Clown on my name. I thought JokeClown wasn't very good, so i just added The to my name.

Also, i also have another 3 names, 1 of them origins from the youtuber Etalyx, which i thought he always said E-u-tah-lyx. So i typed Eutalyx just so i could prank some people on steam, so my steam name is Eutalyx, but i figured out it was Etalyx and got dissapointed, but kept it. Another one called Vindictus, doesn't come from the game, but from a Harry Potter Name Gener. Last one, Livius is what i call a family name, which my brother used on Sims Social, so i created one as well, with Vindictus Livius and him being Hexxme Livius.

 

Oh well, I like to necropost :3

 

I can cook one minute rice in fifty seconds

 

I can drink a pint of beer in 5.2 seconds