Quote of the Year!

Made my day.

 

You should've said you'd give the crates if you could get all his profit from using them xD

 

///

 

fog | xxsam: Hi
Fetch it: hey, im intrested in your unusual
fog | xxsam: Which one
Fetch it: hound dog
fog | xxsam: Ok, whats your offer
Fetch it: i would like to ask if you accept money offers
fog | xxsam: Absolutely 100% not.
Fetch it: well, then have a nice day, sir
fog | xxsam: Nice failed scam attempt
Fetch it: Im not scamming..
fog | xxsam: Buy pure then and come back
Fetch it: My paypal wont allow me to buy online, its not "completed" havent added a credit / bank accoun to it
Fetch it: so it wont allow me to shop online
fog | xxsam: So how the hell will you complete a money trade
Fetch it: gift the money? Daaa.
fog | xxsam: If you can buy an unusual for money, you can buy pure from people in the same manner
Fetch it: well its alot less work and alot people dont got so many keys on them, plus it includes fee's and such
fog | xxsam: Mhm sure
Fetch it: and When i've tried i've gotten scammed a couple of times
fog | xxsam: Mhm
Fetch it: and stop SAYING SOMETHING MHM, or i'll fucking shoot your head off...
Fetch it: idiot
fog | xxsam: Mhm
Fetch it is now Offline.

Fetch it: and stop SAYING SOMETHING MHM, or i'll fucking shoot your head off...

i'll fucking shoot your head off...

 

*gets random trade*
(SiK) starkiller: hi 20:03:10
(SiK) starkiller: german? 20:03:14
[FoGA] Spartan: hi 20:03:15
[FoGA] Spartan: no 20:03:17
[FoGA] Spartan: English 20:03:29
(SiK) starkiller: ok 20:03:35
(SiK) starkiller: wait 20:03:38
(SiK) starkiller: does not matter but no thanks 20:05:46
[FoGA] Spartan: Ok 20:05:58

 

Mr.Kopřiva: hi
[FoG] Anthelion <><: ?
Mr.Kopřiva: please trade me
[FoG] Anthelion <><: no
Mr.Kopřiva: why
[FoG] Anthelion <><: why should i
[FoG] Anthelion <><: obvious a scammer
Mr.Kopřiva: i am not scammer
[FoG] Anthelion <><: you just say trade with me. without anything else. aka obvious scammer
Mr.Kopřiva: i am not scammerrr
Mr.Kopřiva: you know
Mr.Kopřiva: ??
[FoG] Anthelion <><: no i dont. because you acts like one
Mr.Kopřiva: i sell my hat please look at it
Mr.Kopřiva: hey
[FoG] Anthelion <><: No
[FoG] Anthelion <><: i dont want any of ur shit
Mr.Kopřiva is now Offline.
Mr.Kopřiva had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
Mr.Kopřiva: ok

 

" FUCKING SMELL IT, IT'S CHOCOLATE" - Damiensdk

 

context:
"21:42 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: Can I tell you something embarrising that happened?
21:42 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: Post it on the quote thread if you like
21:42 - [FoG] zefeel: k
21:43 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: Some cunt left chocolates on the floor
21:43 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: And I trodden in it
21:43 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: I thought I shit myself
21:43 - [FoG] zefeel: Thats it?
21:43 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: No
21:43 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: Then someone came downstairs to go toilet
21:43 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: and they think I shat on the floor
21:44 - [FoG] zefeel: lul
21:44 - [FoG] zefeel: What did ya say?
21:44 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: FUCKING SMELL IT, IT'S CHOCOLATE
21:44 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: So he did
21:44 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: it was like
21:44 - [FoG] zefeel: lol
21:44 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: all over the floor
21:44 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: all over my leg
21:44 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: all over my hand
21:44 - [FoG] zefeel: "I SWEAR TO GOD ITS CHOCOLATE"
21:44 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: "PROMISE"
21:44 - [FoG] zefeel: gg
21:45 - [FoG] zefeel: Gonna post it now
21:45 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: cool
21:45 - [FoG] zefeel: Ye
21:45 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: Do it
"

 

21:54 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: Hello.
21:54 - [FoGA] Damiensdk: I must ask, why did you add me?
21:55 - harrion: I have 10 friends in order to get access to testing steam box=)
21:55 - harrion is now Offline.
*removed*

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
[FoG] ☭ Cheese Pyro ☭: Yes?
[FoG] ☭ Cheese Pyro ☭: Dude
[FoG] ☭ Cheese Pyro ☭: Can I help?
sebbemodern: what
[FoG] ☭ Cheese Pyro ☭: You added me
sebbemodern: i ned frend
[FoG] ☭ Cheese Pyro ☭: Umm?
[FoG] ☭ Cheese Pyro ☭: Dude just no
[FoG] ☭ Cheese Pyro ☭: Don't randomly add people...


wat

 

Trolling goodness

nipelsaled added The Liquor Locker 18:13:55
nipelsaled added The Battalion's Backup 18:13:57
nipelsaled added The Concheror 18:13:58
nipelsaled added The Half-Zatoichi 18:13:59
nipelsaled added Sharpened Volcano Fragment 18:14:01
nipelsaled added The Beggar's Bazooka 18:14:02
nipelsaled added The Degreaser 18:14:04
nipelsaled added The Eureka Effect 18:14:05
nipelsaled added The Rainblower 18:14:06
nipelsaled added The Force-A-Nature 18:14:07
nipelsaled added The Red-Tape Recorder 18:14:09
nipelsaled added Detonator 18:14:10
nipelsaled added Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch 18:14:11
nipelsaled added Mann Co. Supply Crate Series #59 18:14:12
nipelsaled added The Wrap Assassin 18:14:13
nipelsaled added Mann Co. Supply Crate Series #57 18:14:15
nipelsaled added The Bazaar Bargain 18:14:17
nipelsaled added The Mantreads 18:14:20
nipelsaled added Mann Co. Supply Crate Series #59 18:14:22
nipelsaled: hi 18:15:17
fog | xxsam: hi 18:15:27
nipelsaled: what do you whant 18:15:49
fog | xxsam: eh 18:15:58
nipelsaled: anything you whant 18:17:35
fog | xxsam: what for all 18:18:45
nipelsaled: 3 purpals 18:19:10
fog | xxsam: purpals? 18:19:26
nipelsaled: that is unusal 18:19:36
nipelsaled: rare 18:19:52
fog | xxsam: 3 unusuals for that? 18:19:52
nipelsaled: yes 18:19:58
You added Unusual Fed-Fightin' Fedora 18:20:15
You added Unusual Bonk Leadwear 18:20:15
You added Unusual Hound Dog 18:20:16
nipelsaled: doy you have a soilder iteam 18:20:36
nipelsaled: do you have a gun 18:20:51
You added Mildly Menacing Original 18:21:10
nipelsaled: secondare 18:21:20
You removed Mildly Menacing Original 18:21:25
nipelsaled: anyothere 18:21:29
You added Strange Reserve Shooter 18:21:31
nipelsaled: i cant see 18:24:08
fog | xxsam: so this for those? 18:24:25
fog | xxsam: hurry up 18:26:06

DING DING DING! ROUND 2.

nipelsaled added The Beggar's Bazooka 18:37:32
nipelsaled added Sharpened Volcano Fragment 18:37:33
nipelsaled added The Eureka Effect 18:37:34
nipelsaled added The Rainblower 18:37:35
nipelsaled added The Force-A-Nature 18:37:36
nipelsaled added The Red-Tape Recorder 18:37:37
nipelsaled added Detonator 18:37:38
nipelsaled added The Degreaser 18:37:39
nipelsaled added Mann Co. Supply Crate Series #59 18:37:40
nipelsaled added The Liquor Locker 18:37:41
nipelsaled added Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch 18:37:42
nipelsaled added The Battalion's Backup 18:37:43
nipelsaled added The Wrap Assassin 18:37:44
nipelsaled added The Half-Zatoichi 18:37:47
nipelsaled added Mann Co. Supply Crate Series #57 18:37:48
nipelsaled added The Concheror 18:37:50
nipelsaled added The Bazaar Bargain 18:37:52
nipelsaled added Mann Co. Supply Crate Series #59 18:37:53
nipelsaled added The Mantreads 18:37:55
nipelsaled: hats and guns 18:38:07
fog | xxsam: wat 18:38:22
fog | xxsam: what for that 18:38:45
nipelsaled: trading this for a misc and hats and guns 18:38:56
fog | xxsam: yeah what 18:39:08
nipelsaled: brother in arms 18:39:23
You added The Brotherhood of Arms 18:39:35
nipelsaled: soilder hats and soileder wepons 18:39:49
nipelsaled: for all this 18:40:23
You added Mildly Menacing Original 18:40:32
You added Strange Black Box 18:40:33
You added Notably Dangerous Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I 18:40:37
You added Strange Reserve Shooter 18:40:38
You added Strange Mantreads 18:40:39
You added Unremarkable Escape Plan 18:40:42
You added Notably Dangerous Market Gardener 18:40:44
You added Strange Half-Zatoichi 18:40:45
You added Defiant Spartan 18:40:47
You added Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat 18:40:49
You added Vintage Tyrant's Helm 18:40:49
You added The Caribbean Conqueror #64 18:40:50
You added Vintage Soldier's Stash 18:40:51
You added Vintage Soldier's Stash 18:40:52
You added Dr's Dapper Topper 18:40:52
You added Vintage Killer's Kabuto 18:40:55
You added The Brawling Buccaneer 18:40:56
You added Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe 18:40:58
nipelsaled: ok 18:40:58
You added ''Hippie Helmet from 60's'' 18:40:59
You added Killer's Kabuto 18:40:59
You added Killer's Kabuto 18:41:00
You added Stout Shako 18:41:01
You added Soldier's Stogie 18:41:02
You added The Kringle Collection 18:41:04
You added Soldier's Stogie 18:41:05
You added Soldier's Stogie 18:41:07
You added The Professor's Pineapple 18:41:08
You added Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe 18:41:08
You added The Colonial Clogs 18:41:09
You added The War Pig 18:41:09
You added The Founding Father 18:41:10
You added The Bonedolier 18:41:11
You added The Salty Dog 18:41:13
You added The Valley Forge 18:41:13
You added Genuine Hero's Hachimaki 18:41:14
You added Hero's Hachimaki 18:41:14
You added The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet 18:41:15
You added Furious Fukaamigasa 18:41:15
You added The Idiot Box 18:41:16
You added Tyrantium Helmet 18:41:17
You added Tyrant's Helm 18:41:17
You added The Whirly Warrior 18:41:17
You added Armored Authority 18:41:20
nipelsaled: the collection the hood 18:41:36
You removed Strange Reserve Shooter 18:41:49
You removed Strange Mantreads 18:41:50
You removed Mildly Menacing Original 18:41:50
You removed Defiant Spartan 18:41:51
You removed Vintage Soldier's Stash 18:41:51
You removed The Brawling Buccaneer 18:41:52
You removed Killer's Kabuto 18:41:52
You removed Soldier's Stogie 18:41:53
You removed The Colonial Clogs 18:41:54
You removed Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe 18:41:54
You removed Vintage Killer's Kabuto 18:41:55
You removed Killer's Kabuto 18:41:56
You removed The Caribbean Conqueror #64 18:41:56
nipelsaled: the sigar 18:41:56
You removed Strange Half-Zatoichi 18:41:57
You removed Strange Black Box 18:41:57
You removed Unremarkable Escape Plan 18:41:58
You removed Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat 18:41:59
You removed Vintage Soldier's Stash 18:41:59
You removed Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe 18:42:00
You removed Stout Shako 18:42:00
You removed The War Pig 18:42:01
You removed The Valley Forge 18:42:02
You removed Furious Fukaamigasa 18:42:02
You removed The Whirly Warrior 18:42:03
You removed Tyrant's Helm 18:42:03
You removed Tyrantium Helmet 18:42:04
You removed Hero's Hachimaki 18:42:05
You removed The Bonedolier 18:42:05
You removed The Salty Dog 18:42:06
You removed The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet 18:42:06
You removed Armored Authority 18:42:07
You removed The Idiot Box 18:42:08
You removed Genuine Hero's Hachimaki 18:42:08
You removed The Founding Father 18:42:09
You removed The Professor's Pineapple 18:42:09
You removed Soldier's Stogie 18:42:10
You removed ''Hippie Helmet from 60's'' 18:42:11
You removed Dr's Dapper Topper 18:42:12
You removed Vintage Tyrant's Helm 18:42:12
You removed Notably Dangerous Market Gardener 18:42:13
You removed Notably Dangerous Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I 18:42:13
nipelsaled: notably 18:42:13
You added Notably Dangerous Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I 18:42:30
nipelsaled: and the pick 18:42:50
nipelsaled: axe 18:42:53
You added Unremarkable Escape Plan 18:43:07
nipelsaled: ok 18:43:12
nipelsaled is ready 18:43:25
fog | xxsam: omg you actully think im serious 18:43:50
fog | xxsam: retard 18:43:51
nipelsaled: trade 18:43:51
nipelsaled: just hood wep 18:44:11
fog | xxsam: I know the fucking prices 18:44:11
fog | xxsam: hell no 18:44:13
fog | xxsam: hell. no. 18:44:16
nipelsaled: ok never mind 18:44:29

 

''Hippie Helmet from 60's''

''Hippie Helmet from 60's''

''Hippie Helmet from 60's''

''Hippie Helmet from 60's''

 

✰T_A_G✰๖ۣۜKø$ŧⒶ$: hi
[FoG] ☭ Cheese Pyro ☭ #12 : Ja?
✰T_A_G✰๖ۣۜKø$ŧⒶ$: i just added u cauz we play together a long time
✰T_A_G✰๖ۣۜKø$ŧⒶ$: is that a prob
✰T_A_G✰๖ۣۜKø$ŧⒶ$: ?
[FoG] ☭ Cheese Pyro ☭ #12 : Wat

hu

 

fog | xxsam: Hi
Whos that?: hi
fog | xxsam: Why the add?
Whos that?: you give ref?
fog | xxsam: what
Whos that?: refinids
fog | xxsam: for what
Whos that?: emm
Whos that?: free
fog | xxsam: fuck off
Whos that?: why
fog | xxsam: beggar scum

 

I didn't name it that

It's a lime stash btw. I think.

 

[FoG] ☭ Cheese Pyro ☭ #11 : [FoG] ☭ Cheese Pyro ☭ #11 : Yes?
[FoG] ☭ Cheese Pyro ☭ #11 : Can I help?
[GoT]PlayAlien_Raptor: no, scusa è solo che voglio diventare idoneo alla beta della conosole di steam
[FoG] ☭ Cheese Pyro ☭ #11 : English
[GoT]PlayAlien_Raptor: quindi sto aggiungendo a caso
[GoT]PlayAlien_Raptor: sorry
[GoT]PlayAlien_Raptor: i said i'm only adding random
[GoT]PlayAlien_Raptor: because i want to try steam machine XD
[FoG] ☭ Cheese Pyro ☭ #11 : ...
[GoT]PlayAlien_Raptor is now Offline.

random adds k

 

Random Add

18:02 - TF2Trouble: Hello
18:02 - Konsuela: Sry. Added for Steam Box.
18:03 - Konsuela is now offline.

Y U DO STEAMBOX?!?

 

Why are people adding for steambox?

 

Because they get a badge for that. That's why.

 

AlikCz: Hello
[FoGA] Dr. Jarza: Greetings
AlikCz: Can you give me stycki jumper ?
AlikCz: Yes ?
[FoGA] Dr. Jarza: I only have one
AlikCz: ok
AlikCz: And you gave me Good ol' AWPER HAND ?
[FoGA] Dr. Jarza: No I did not
AlikCz: ok
AlikCz: nd you gave me Server-Clearing Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
AlikCz: please
[FoGA] Dr. Jarza: Why should I give you my bot killer?
AlikCz: That silent sniper have a lot of
AlikCz: And please give me a hat too?
[FoGA] Dr. Jarza: what hat?
AlikCz: please please please
AlikCz: yes
AlikCz: You are there really a lot
AlikCz: yes ? and no ?
[FoGA] Dr. Jarza: no
AlikCz: please
[FoGA] Dr. Jarza: Why?
AlikCz: I do not know
AlikCz: I have no
AlikCz: And how crafting the hats?
[FoGA] Dr. Jarza: You need 3 refined metal
AlikCz: And then?
[FoGA] Dr. Jarza: You craft 3 refined to 1 hat
AlikCz: where do I put it?
[FoGA] Dr. Jarza: google is your friend
AlikCz: Yeah, I know

After this he wanted me to give hime some ref. I blocked him.