The Killing Game

I take the milkshake thing and throw it away, Then kick you in the dick and snap your neck. Then proceed to spend the next hour pissing on your corpse.


Take this Archimedes plushie.

 

I modify the Archimedes blushie to be a cyborg and stuff it in your chest cavity, it will devour its way out, turning your body to beautiful neon beams afterwards.

Here is a hair-comb. Be happy.

 

I jinx the hair-comb so it gets stuck in your hair and you die of strangulation.

Next person, have some electrical wire, a transformer and a solar panel.

 

I connect the electrical wire to the solar panel, the solar panel will produce some energy, and the wire is connected to your *inner* yes, you heard me, *inner* chest. You get eletrocuted to death > I throw the transformer away.
Next person have a Scoot

 

Scoot... Scooter?
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I let you listen to this all day and night and it won't stop. You kill yourself to be freed of the horror.

Next person, have some sugar.

 

Scoot = Scot = Scout *facepalm*

I put the sugar in your eyes, it burns. You then walk into a ravine. BYE, HAVE A GREAT TIME!
Next person have some steak.

 

Thanks for the steak, I whack it into your throat until you choke on it.

Next person has an elevator

 

Gud, elevator. Umbrella style.

I put you into the elevator, but let your head stick out, then close the doors until you're stuck. Then, I move the elevator up until you're almost decapitated, then let it freefall down.

Next person, have an Untempered Schism

 

You disappear through the schism, only to find out it leads up your own ass.

You die infinitely.

Here, next one have a car fender.

 

I take the fender and start smashing it on your face until it breaks in half, the I shove both halves into your throat.

Next dude(ette), have a lego brick.

 

I change the lego brick into lego prick with magic and shove it down your throat (no homo)

Next gentleman gets a rubber bath duck

 

I shove it up your arse so hard you die.

Have a spoon

 

I take the spoon, put my shit on it and shove it up your dickhole. You died.
The next person gets a schoolbag

 

I take the schoolbag and pull it over your head so tightly that you suffocate.

Here's a jar of jam.

 

I eat the jam. The jam tastes so horrible that I vomit in your mouth. You suffocate.
Here, take a cute lil' kitten.

 

I throw it on your face, you die cus you're allergic to adorableness.
Here, have all the teletubbies.

 

I kill the teletubbies live on TV. I tell all the Children that you are responsible. They all gang up on you and kill you viscously.

The next lucky guy gets a spatula with lots of dead flies on it.

 

imma slap your face with that you somehow swallow the flies by accident, they'll revive and chew your stomach.
Next person have a vegetarian zombie.

 

Thanks for the zombie.
Now i can carve a hole in your head and then make your brain to salat by magic.

Next Person: Have a Credit Card.

 

I max out your credit card by buying keys in TF2. You have huge bills to pay, which leads you to suicide.

Next murderer, have his dead body.